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DatRealAssTruth
| 3
Was it already glazed?
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oped01
| 8
So he was "dunkin the donut"
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DatRealAssTruth
| 3
Was it already glazed?
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JellyBalls
| 18
Or did it have a jelly filling?
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TurtleSmile
| 14
They used to be my favorite. Now they're ruined forever.
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IcedJesus
| 5
I donut see that coming.
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I_iz_B_a_troll
| 23
I'm not so churrof what he was trying to dough, but if you'd just shut your pie hole and help him with his pig in a blanket maybe he'd help sprinkle a sweet pastery substance all across those donut holes. :)
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Inheritance
| 10
23 I think you're referring to that 'white pudding'. But he I'm guessing fills up his own donuts with special organic ingredients. You know to give it that extra protein kick.
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kyleekay
| 25
42- I think the joke worked out better for #23. Less is more.
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tygerarmy
| 35
Maybe he was trying to make a Boston Creme
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WWEIsLove
| 4
Boston Creme is delicious!
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bakunin
| 4
Maybe he misheard the words fetish and delish... You never know these days...
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DatRealAssTruth
| 3
I think it worked out best for #1
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TwitchingNebula
| 17
At least he didn't stick it in her ear while she was sykping her mum
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ohcheriecherie
| 20
I confess, I tried to smoke through a donut once
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Pretty_reckless_fml
| 18
Haha, donut worry OP ;) and at least you didn't eat the donut unknowingly afterwards :)
Edit; damn the donut jokes already been done :L Sorry guys, ignore my comment :)
Edit; damn the donut jokes already been done :L Sorry guys, ignore my comment :)
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ninjapiratejesus_fml
| 20
Was it a voodoo doughnut? Seeing as you're from Oregon and all... That place is amazing.
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Agtthepw
| 21
Then it must have been the triple chocolate one!
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Eamon666
| 3
Now its doubie glazed
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AwkwardHaole808
| 16
I bet you'll never be able to enjoy another donut again. *Shudders*. Your life is over.
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rasengan1544
| 12
>OP eating a donut
>Scumbag Brain: remember when your brother put his dick in a donut
>Oh God Why
>Scumbag Brain: remember when your brother put his dick in a donut
>Oh God Why
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deegeebee
| 10
especially not the custard ones...
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Gregory607
| 1
Oh greentext arrows why are you everywhere
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AKGirlinSD
| 20
4, that was my very first thought! People will think highly of the Original Poster when everyone is standing around, eating donuts at an office meeting (for instance), and OP will be the only one with self control.
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ArcanaDL
| 3
not the donut!!
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enormouselephant
| 15
Yes, doNUT fuck donuts.
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iOceanus
| 18
Rule 34.
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lebronesque73091
| 12
More importantly, what kind of a donut was it?
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oped01
| 8
So he was "dunkin the donut"
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deegeebee
| 10
great! now every time I see a dunkin, that's what I'm going to think of :/
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DatRealAssTruth
| 3
Tht was clever. I applaud tht.
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Calingaladha
| 21
Well...America runs on Dunkin.
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xx000o
| 27
Sounds like a variation on Dunking doughnuts called dunking dicks.
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olpally
| 32
That's Quagmire... What did you expect? Giggity :D
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Patrickstarfish
| 0
You're not having a good night are you
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olpally
| 32
Nope, apparently not D: I really dropped the ball tonight... :/
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aerogxt
| 7
Just don't drop the donut
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SqueakyChipmunk
| 20
Pick. Up. The. Fucking. Ball.
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olpally
| 32
111- good advice lol and squeaky... I'm trying...
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gracehi
| 31
Wow. I thought it was bad when I saw my brother's morning wood fall out of his boxers. At least I can still enjoy donuts.
...
Mmmmmm...
Dooooonuuuuuuts....
...
Mmmmmm...
Dooooonuuuuuuts....
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SirBreaksalot
| 9
But can you enjoy boxers?
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mvc3ftw
| 17
I can,they are great dogs.
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BeanBrick
| 10
106- Your comment just gave #9's a whole new meaning.
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MormonPornstar
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daliagrande
| 17
Next time you should knock.
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enormouselephant
| 15
Knock on...wood?
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rekege
| 17
Who said he was in his room..?
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zeep92
| 18
Or he could have been in the kitchen... Maybe he commonly sexually assaults the food?
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bladedrose
| 3
Didn't you ever wonder where the holes in doughnuts came from?
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blackcherries
| 5
Oh god don't even go there! I like donuts don't ruin that for me! :(
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Schizomaniac
| 24
Muffins are better. Fuck donuts.
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gracehi
| 31
But donuts are--
...
Wait...
AAAAAAAAAH, I see what you did there! ;p
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Wait...
AAAAAAAAAH, I see what you did there! ;p
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Krirn
| 21
That's exactly what OP's brother was doing.
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heygirlie777
| 21
28- I believe that was the joke.
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vintageemerald
| 10
I don't get it...
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TrailblazerSS
| 5
Don't ever let him work at a donut shop near me please.
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Mister_Triangle
| 21
I think people are overreacting. What someone does when they think they're alone doesn't necessarily reflect on how they act all the time.
Haven't we all stuck our dicks in a weird place at least once? Give him a break
Haven't we all stuck our dicks in a weird place at least once? Give him a break
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iamabamf
| 17
No, I don't have a dick.
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KiddNYC1O
| 20
Then why do you tell us to suck your dick? ^
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iamabamf
| 17
Hahaha, you got me.