Experimentation

By Anonymous - 12/10/2012 23:39 - United States - Salem

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Today, I walked in on my brother sticking his erect penis through a donut. I doubt I'll ever be able to unsee this. FML
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DatRealAssTruth 3

Was it already glazed?

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DatRealAssTruth 3

Was it already glazed?

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JellyBalls 18

Or did it have a jelly filling?

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TurtleSmile 14

They used to be my favorite. Now they're ruined forever.

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I_iz_B_a_troll 23

I'm not so churrof what he was trying to dough, but if you'd just shut your pie hole and help him with his pig in a blanket maybe he'd help sprinkle a sweet pastery substance all across those donut holes. :)

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Inheritance 10

23 I think you're referring to that 'white pudding'. But he I'm guessing fills up his own donuts with special organic ingredients. You know to give it that extra protein kick.

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unknown_user5566 26

42- I think the joke worked out better for #23. Less is more.

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tygerarmy 35

Maybe he was trying to make a Boston Creme

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bakunin 4

Maybe he misheard the words fetish and delish... You never know these days...

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DatRealAssTruth 3

I think it worked out best for #1

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TwitchingNebula 17

At least he didn't stick it in her ear while she was sykping her mum

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ohcheriecherie 20

I confess, I tried to smoke through a donut once

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Pretty_reckless_fml 18

Haha, donut worry OP ;) and at least you didn't eat the donut unknowingly afterwards :) Edit; damn the donut jokes already been done :L Sorry guys, ignore my comment :)

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ninjapiratejesus_fml 20

Was it a voodoo doughnut? Seeing as you're from Oregon and all... That place is amazing.

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Agtthepw 21

Then it must have been the triple chocolate one!

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AwkwardHaole808 16

I bet you'll never be able to enjoy another donut again. *Shudders*. Your life is over.

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rasengan1544 12

>OP eating a donut >Scumbag Brain: remember when your brother put his dick in a donut >Oh God Why

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Gregory607 1

Oh greentext arrows why are you everywhere

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AKGirlinSD 20

4, that was my very first thought! People will think highly of the Original Poster when everyone is standing around, eating donuts at an office meeting (for instance), and OP will be the only one with self control.

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enormouselephant 15

Yes, doNUT **** donuts.

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lebronesque73091 12

More importantly, what kind of a donut was it?

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deegeebee 10

great! now every time I see a dunkin, that's what I'm going to think of :/

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DatRealAssTruth 3

Tht was clever. I applaud tht.

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xx000o 27

Sounds like a variation on Dunking doughnuts called dunking dicks.

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olpally 32

That's Quagmire... What did you expect? Giggity :D

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olpally 32

Nope, apparently not D: I really dropped the ball tonight... :/

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olpally 32

111- good advice lol and squeaky... I'm trying...

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gracehi 31

Wow. I thought it was bad when I saw my brother's morning wood fall out of his boxers. At least I can still enjoy donuts. ... Mmmmmm... Dooooonuuuuuuts....

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mvc3ftw 17

I can,they are great dogs.

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BeanBrick 10

106- Your comment just gave #9's a whole new meaning.

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enormouselephant 15

Knock on...wood?

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zeep92 18

Or he could have been in the kitchen... Maybe he commonly sexually assaults the food?

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bladedrose 3

Didn't you ever wonder where the holes in doughnuts came from?

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blackcherries 5

Oh god don't even go there! I like donuts don't ruin that for me! :(

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Schizomaniac 24

Muffins are better. **** donuts.

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gracehi 31

But donuts are-- ... Wait... AAAAAAAAAH, I see what you did there! ;p

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Krirn 21

That's exactly what OP's brother was doing.

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TrailblazerSS 5

Don't ever let him work at a donut shop near me please.

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Mister_Triangle 21

I think people are overreacting. What someone does when they think they're alone doesn't necessarily reflect on how they act all the time. Haven't we all stuck our dicks in a weird place at least once? Give him a break

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iamabamf 17

No, I don't have a dick.

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KiddNYC1O 20

Then why do you tell us to suck your dick? ^

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iamabamf 17

Hahaha, you got me.

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