By Anonymous - 20/05/2016 16:59 - United States - Harker Heights

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Today, my brother walked in on me jerking off. I managed to close the porn tab, at least, only to end up on my mom's Facebook profile. FML
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Sampe101 15

There's no way that could have gone worse

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sonasonic 34

The real problem is if he questioned you or not.

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Sampe101 15

There's no way that could have gone worse

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Dave_Davington 33

Not necessarily. It could've been his brother's Facebook page.

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shiba10 26

I agreed with #1 until I saw your reply #9 the actual cringe on my face, god bless his soul had that happened to op

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DeMamp 15

well, he could have killed his grandma with his semen...

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DeMamp 15

Has nobody seen American Pie these days? smh

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kelardy 11

yeah it could've been, it could have been his mom walking in and seeing that

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RoboCunnilingus 23

He could have walked in right as OP finished. OP, being afraid of someone just barging in, swiftly turns around, bada bing bada boom, brother is a toaster strudel.

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YourGrammarSucks 12

It could have been his dad walking in on him jerking it to the mom's Facebook page...

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Candygrl987 11

Maybe lock the door next time?

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mfmylifesrsly 29

Not all bedroom doors have locks, mine doesn't.

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MikaykayUnicorn 36

I wasn't allowed to have a lock on my door for the longest time. Also OP, just leave it on the **** if you're caught jacking. It's better to be seen as a normal person who jacks to **** than a person who jacks to their mom or the news (because MSN is my homepage as well as many people I know, so if you just open a new page to cover the old it's gonna look like you were jacking to the news and that's not normal.)

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mrlucky22 18

Make sure someone knocks before he/she enters your bedroom. :)

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Death546 25

#13 depends on the kids be of **** he was watching. There's some things out there that are a lot harder to explain.

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smsblue 14

Why is this comment down voted? It's good advice...

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dspot98 5

You might as well just say "hey I'm jerking off" because that's what they'll think when they try to get in.

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sonasonic 34

The real problem is if he questioned you or not.

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Earl_KarmasBitch 34

Could have been worse. Could have been your brother's profile.

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emeraldarcher74 30

"Ooooh, yahh. Hashtag hot loading. Ooooohhh, emojis. MOAR HASHTAG! THE PEOPLE LIKED THIS!!! OOOOOOAAAAAHHHHHH" Like and share if you don't want this to happen to you.

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fakedsincerity 32

The fact it was Facebook wasn't the FML it was because it looked like he was jerking off to his Mother....

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PackardBell_fml 19

This isn't Instagram. You should speak English when you use this app. Otherwise, you might need to shove a dictionary down your throat so you can actually come close to speaking a language.

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emeraldarcher74 30

"Ooooh, yahh. Hashtag hot loading. Ooooohhh, emojis. MOAR HASHTAG! THE PEOPLE LIKED THIS!!! OOOOOOAAAAAHHHHHH" Like and share if you don't want this to happen to you.

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Aiden89 23

I think the **** would have been easier to explain.

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LostInTheZone11 29

Besides locking your door, install the "PanicButton". (It works on Chrome and Firefox) It closes all tabs on your computer and puts up a start up blank search page. When pressed again it restores your tabs.

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takeittoem 8

As long as he wasn't like, "Oh, I thought I was the only one........"

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