Today, I walked in on my brother jerking off to a breast cancer awareness advert. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Privacy
Today, I walked in on my brother masturbating. In the living room. For the second time. FML
That's that, then
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Bronies for life
Today, I walked into the living room, only to find my brother wanking to an episode of My Little Pony. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother completely naked from the waist down. I wouldn't have cared if he wasn't masturbating using my lingerie. FML
Today, my brother walked in on me jerking off. I managed to close the porn tab, at least, only to end up on my mom's Facebook profile. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother shaving his nuts, all while giggling like a maniac and seemingly high out of his mind. FML
Today, I walked in on my roommate whacking off to clown porn. FML
Are you OK?
Today, I walked in on my brother trying to stick his knob into a cola bottle. FML
Today, I walked in on my husband jacking off to a photo of himself. FML
Experimentation
Today, I walked in on my brother sticking his erect penis through a donut. I doubt I'll ever be able to unsee this. FML
Top comments
katie_undead 11
That is actually the most disgusting thing I've heard today.
kass_marsh 16
Your brother needs some help...
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Comments (96)
snydeeli000 27
Hey, maybe he'll donate to Breast Cancer research? No..? Yeah probably not...
Rawrshi 25
I really don't think they want what he'd be donating.
JerryClark 17
#11 it's not a sperm bank
BlackBoyFly 11
Kids get hella horny, I've been through that age. But a breast cancer awareness ad, not gonna lie that's hilarious.
ezrajab 22
That's wrong on all levels! Your brother needs help pronto
H3r055 7
I wanna know why people think you deserved it o.O
Rkikkas9713 25
Probably for not knocking.
NostalgiaFreak9 43
It's possible that some of these incidents didn't happen behind closed doors.
spanjers 10
It really "raised" his awareness if you know what I mean.
oasis359 13
worst pun of the day goes to..... thisguyyy^^^
mccrightp 29
REALLY sorry OP! Probably not as sorry as you are though.
Soleblighter 2
Ever heard of knocking?
cIouds 15
Yes, as if that would change her brother's actions.
Soparot 29
No, it probably wouldn't stop her brother, but it may have made him stop her from cumming in
SecundusSecunda 27
It would definitely stop the need for brain-bleach, 27
writerchic85 26
It probably just made him think of breasts and then he got horny. I wouldn't assume he's turned on by cancer or anything.
Lalala579121 28
You never know, people have a lot stranger fetishes.
Badkarma4u 17
Hes in australia their TV adverts are much more graphic than ours .
HotFrosty 14
Get that guy some legitimate ****. It is a sad story when people have to resort to that kind of stuff.
pinkiepink 15
that's absolutely disgusting.