Intimacy: Today, I waked in on my boyfriend and his best friend playing...

By pumpkinlover89 - 27/03/2010 08:26 - United States

Today, I waked in on my boyfriend and his best friend playing "Dick Wars" while wearing glow in the dark condoms. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Notaplacetogo - 17/02/2013 06:45 - United States - Walnut Creek

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend taking pictures of his penis in a condom. When I asked him what the hell he was doing he told me that he was making a stop-motion film called "All Dressed Up with Nowhere to go." FML

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It's sus

By Anonymous - 04/01/2011 09:01 - New Zealand

Today, I went down on my boyfriend while he was drunk, and he told me to get protection from his bedroom. I came back, he was passed out on the couch. His parents then came into the room after hearing noises. I was sitting there naked holding a condom while he was fast asleep. FML

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By Mary - 04/12/2011 22:47 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend was packing for his annual hunting trip, I saw him slip a box of condoms into his bag. FML

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Holes

By Anonymous - 26/12/2011 00:07 - United Kingdom

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend trying to put his penis in a hole in our bedroom wall. FML

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By Rosie - 13/06/2012 16:07 - Germany - Wesel

Today, I woke up to the sight of my boyfriend playing a game on my iPhone with his penis. FML

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You deserved it 5 244

By frustrated - 17/08/2013 22:56 - Ireland - Killarney

Today, after a long and stressful day, I started fooling around with my boyfriend. When we finally got to the main event, I found out that we couldn't, because he'd used all his condoms to make water balloons. FML

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You deserved it 7 406

By TheThirdWheel - 23/04/2018 05:00

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend of 2 years and my best friend of 10 years making out in my bedroom. I stared and when they noticed me, my boyfriend didn’t even bat an eye and suggested we have a threesome. My best friend immediately agreed. FML

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That's that, then

By Anonymous - 12/09/2020 08:02

Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML

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By leeceetaylor99 - 15/07/2013 16:47 - United States - San Antonio

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and my best friend making out. She claimed he was just tasting her lipstick. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2011 06:54 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided to use glow-in-the-dark body paint to make an arrow on his stomach pointing down. I guess he thought he'd "spice up" the way he always demands a blow job before sex. FML

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matt1337c 0

Saturday 27 March 2010 15:08

They're so gay. Was it hot?

0671241409 0

Saturday 27 March 2010 15:52

wait u said ur boyfriend and his best friend..... don't you mean ex boyfriend and his new boyfriend

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thatisjank 0

Sunday 28 March 2010 1:47

haha ! that is awesome!

buttshapedfruit 0

Sunday 28 March 2010 1:56

hahahahaha!!! I wld SO do this if i was a guy. lmao

fukyolife 0

Sunday 28 March 2010 3:08

#4 took my words

keeshatulk 0

Sunday 28 March 2010 3:26

they were just fulling aroundd :p

gamelow 0

Sunday 28 March 2010 5:00

faaaaags

rockaholic89 0

Sunday 28 March 2010 5:05

Haha. Can you say awkward?

Riddel 3

Sunday 28 March 2010 5:10

definitely gay.

jessica4456 0

Sunday 28 March 2010 5:26

sorry to break it to you hunn but your boyfrind is gay

kingwaldo 0

Sunday 28 March 2010 5:50

Who won?

perezftw 0

Sunday 28 March 2010 6:18

I call bs I've heard this joke b4

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Today, our daughter has actually been dating a decent guy, compared to the usual losers, and was going to meet his parents. My wife put her foot in it by repeating over and over again how important meeting the parents is. She psyched her out so bad, she cancelled meeting his parents and dumped him. FML

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Today, my boyfriend was tidying up around the room. I asked him if he'd like me to help, to which he responded, "No, I don't need any help," then added, "Wish you weren't so lazy." FML

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Today, I had to warn the decorator we hired to stop being inappropriate with my wife or I’d fire his ass. Turns out not only is he gay, like super gay with his husband on Facebook, he’s also my wife’s old college buddy. He started crying on our sofa and my wife hit me with her handbag. FML

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Today, was teacher appreciation day at my school. They played a slideshow of all the teachers. The students cheered wildly for every teacher. When my picture came up, nobody clapped. The whole room was quiet. FML

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Today, I spent almost my entire English class turned on thinking that the hot girl next to me was playing footsie with me. That is until she stood up and I realized I had been rubbing my foot on her backpack. FML

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Today, my husband bleached his hair so, "our future kids will have blond hair too." I'm already married to this guy. FML

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Same thing different taste

It's sus

Holes

That's that, then

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