Kids: Today, was teacher appreciation day at my school. They played...

By Ignatius - 07/06/2009 19:21 - United States

Today, was teacher appreciation day at my school. They played a slideshow of all the teachers. The students cheered wildly for every teacher. When my picture came up, nobody clapped. The whole room was quiet. FML

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By 6boss - 03/11/2010 05:00 - France

Today, in art class, everybody was showing the paintings that we have been working on for weeks. Everyone was cheering and clapping. When mine came up, nobody clapped. FML

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By funnygirl018 - 28/05/2013 22:14 - United States

Today, it was my very last day teaching my dance class. After the class ended, the owner of the studio started clapping and told all my students to give me a hug. No one hugged me. No one. FML

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By ... - 05/02/2010 03:12 - France

Today, I was at a school rally I was talking to my friends when I noticed the entire gym had gotten quiet. Not knowing why I thought it would be funny to yell out "it's too quiet!" apparently it was a moment of silence for a teacher that had recently died. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/05/2013 16:38 - United States - Hyattsville

Today, I gave a big presentation to my class. It included PowerPoint slides and video clips of the country I'd been researching. Another student did a presentation on the same country, except he just read from its Wikipedia page. He practically got a standing ovation. I got a single clap. FML

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WTF dude?

By mtorres8789 - 27/06/2009 06:33 - United States

Today, our favorite teacher walked into our history class and everyone started whistling, I decided to join in by screaming, "Sexy!" The room went quiet and all heads turned to me. FML

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By Franigirl - 26/02/2011 05:34 - United States

Today, I had to present a powerpoint in front of my class. When I was finished, no one clapped. On my way back to my seat, I slipped on a pencil and fell straight on my face. That's when everyone clapped. FML

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By ChangoFett - 26/05/2013 06:46 - United States - Laguna Hills

Today, I changed my teacher's PowerPoint picture to me making a funny face. He saw it and changed it to a picture of him, with a middle finger. FML

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By teach - 05/02/2009 00:40 - Canada

Today, at the elementary school where I teach, the kids all voted for their favorite teacher. I was the only one to receive zero votes. When I asked a small group of students why no one voted for me, one boy replied "because you're the ugliest". FML

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By live2dance4ever - 06/07/2019 14:00

Today, I went to attend my summer school class again after being out sick for a week. When I said "Here" during roll call, everyone started cheering and clapping. Apparently, my professor has been badmouthing me while I've been absent for pretending to be sick. I'm sure my grade will be fantastic. FML

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By spanishteach - 07/05/2009 14:50 - United States

Today, I told my students that I would be absent tomorrow because my wife was giving birth. They burst into applause... not to congratulate me on the new baby. FML

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Outpail 1

Monday 8 June 2009 1:35

Hard teachers are usually the ones that teach life lessons... I know mine were.

koda_fml 0

Monday 8 June 2009 1:35

YDI for being a bad teacher. FYL for having dumb children. Either one works.

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anorexicbarbie 8

Monday 8 June 2009 1:34

Aww, that sucks. :(

Snowstar 0

Tuesday 25 January 2011 15:31

So true.... Id suggest less homework?

pina_colada_fml 0

Monday 8 June 2009 1:34

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Outpail 1

Monday 8 June 2009 1:35

Hard teachers are usually the ones that teach life lessons... I know mine were.

namnams 3

Tuesday 23 February 2010 17:38

Exactly, now that I look back it was the strict teachers (my least favorite) that I learnt the most from.

troyboyd05 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 5:42

Anybody else laugh cause he said "hard teachers"? Or is that just me?

skyttlz 32

Saturday 27 March 2010 21:57

just you.

thebestapple 0

Thursday 13 May 2010 21:37

Ha, wow, you're mature. Nope I believe you're the only one.

pu13 5

Tuesday 25 May 2010 6:45

my nicest teachers have been the best and most fun yet I've also learned the most from them :P

fml98kevin 4

Friday 31 December 2010 6:39

clearly u didnt.. learnt isnt a word

Justine94_x 31

Sunday 13 May 2012 21:03

Yes it is. ^

dementxrs 12

Friday 14 March 2014 3:34

242: neither is “u” or “didnt” (:

Venister 11

Saturday 19 September 2015 8:41

Neither is an "(:". Whatever the hell that is.....

dancing_bear 0

Monday 8 June 2009 1:35

They could at least have pretended...

koda_fml 0

Monday 8 June 2009 1:35

YDI for being a bad teacher. FYL for having dumb children. Either one works.

angel03260 0

Monday 8 June 2009 1:35

awkward.

angel03260 0

Monday 8 June 2009 1:35

become a cooler teacher?

Crazy_Cookie 4

Monday 8 June 2009 1:36

Sad, that's mean and rude! P:

that_was_so_awkw 0

Monday 8 June 2009 1:36

It was prolly a set up thing. like "lets not clap when our teachers picture comes uP!" I dunno, actually. this is lame.

PureGold 0

Monday 8 June 2009 1:36

Be a better/nicer teacher? :/ That sucks though :(

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Same thing different taste

WTF dude?

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