By Notaplacetogo - 17/02/2013 06:45 - United States - Walnut Creek

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Today, I walked in on my boyfriend taking pictures of his penis in a condom. When I asked him what the hell he was doing he told me that he was making a stop-motion film called "All Dressed Up with Nowhere to go." FML
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supportcommand 17

Give him somewhere to go then. Turn it into a live action film.

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kwyk 23

Look at the poor little fella. All dressed up, bursting out of his skin with excitement but then his buddy stood him up. Keep tissues nearby, this movie will be a real tear jerker (no pun intended).

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supportcommand 17

Give him somewhere to go then. Turn it into a live action film.

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TylerBurden 21

A martial arts movie could be nice. Hay-yaaaa!

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1PersonIsMyWorld 22

Unless she's waiting until a much later time, then she doesn't need to just give in... Coz to me it seems OP's bf is sexually fustrated which makes me assume he doesn't get it...which in that case OP doesn't need to be pressured.

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sleepinginclass 8

At first I read the fml as brother and all these comments about giving him somewhere to go really disturbed me.

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rangerPat 12

Because boyfriend and brother are both spelt so SIMILARLY.....

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7yzz 18

@14 Omg are you serious, a girls boyfriend takes a picture of his dick in a condom and you immediately jump to 'his pressuring her!'. What is wrong with you? I really dont hope you are male, wow. Only on FML...

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lilhellian 26

Take him for a wild night out on the town.. Or atleast in bed..

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wlddog 14

Sounds like OP could be a better director and make the script better.

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jojimugo 20

You gotta give up to him for creativity.

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kwyk 23

Look at the poor little fella. All dressed up, bursting out of his skin with excitement but then his buddy stood him up. Keep tissues nearby, this movie will be a real tear jerker (no pun intended).

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dudeutookhrs 24

But then he's dressed in a monkey suit that's probably too tight. And then his buddy shakes him up and roughs him up so much he can't help but throw up.

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DocBastard 38

It's not hard to see that a movie like this will end up limp and flaccid. The subject matter is just too soft. I don't see this director going anywhere. This movie is a definite floppy.

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coolboy675 16

What if it was a huge hit? Would it rake cold, soft cash?

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jem970 19

hahahahahahaha that was good Doc

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beanthemouse 13

This FML made my day, haha! FYL, hopefully he will keep it private. No pun intended.

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Axipiter 24

When will people realize that saying "No pun intended" is just really freaking annoying, especially, but not limited to, when it clearly is intended? It makes me want to break something. No pun intended.

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Ray_of_midnight 22

I submitted ten examples of wordplay to a joke contest. I was hoping one of them would win but no pun in ten did.

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oj101 33

Kudos to him for a creative title.

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