A martial arts movie could be nice. Hay-yaaaa!

Unless she's waiting until a much later time, then she doesn't need to just give in... Coz to me it seems OP's bf is sexually fustrated which makes me assume he doesn't get it...which in that case OP doesn't need to be pressured.

At least he keeps it interesting.

At first I read the fml as brother and all these comments about giving him somewhere to go really disturbed me.

Because boyfriend and brother are both spelt so SIMILARLY.....

Could be dyslexic.

38-Welcome to the Internet!

GENIUS.

@14 Omg are you serious, a girls boyfriend takes a picture of his dick in a condom and you immediately jump to 'his pressuring her!'. What is wrong with you? I really dont hope you are male, wow. Only on FML...

Sounds like OP could be a better director and make the script better.

But then he's dressed in a monkey suit that's probably too tight. And then his buddy shakes him up and roughs him up so much he can't help but throw up.

What if it was a huge hit? Would it rake cold, soft cash?

hahahahahahaha that was good Doc

Didn't even make it in the box office.

When will people realize that saying "No pun intended" is just really freaking annoying, especially, but not limited to, when it clearly is intended? It makes me want to break something. No pun intended.

I submitted ten examples of wordplay to a joke contest. I was hoping one of them would win but no pun in ten did.

i smell latex

Tell Oscar to take a shower.