Today, I waited for my girlfriend to get in the shower before I stripped down to try and seduce her. I got ready, threw open the door and went in. I walked in on her taking a dump. FML
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Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML
Today, I sneaked into my girlfriend's house for some romantic time. Before going into her room, I took a dump in the bathroom. Once I was done, I not only noticed that there was no toilet paper left, but I heard her and her 6'5, heavyweight boxer, ex-marine father, talking outside the bathroom door. FML
Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by quietly undressing and sneaking into the bathroom to join him in the shower. He was bent over taking a dump, pushing his turd down the plughole. FML
Today, I wanted to take a romantic bath with my boyfriend. I set up the candles and hot water, but I had to take a dump. After my business was done, I called him into the bath. He walks in, sniffs, glances at the toilet and leaves. Guess what I forgot to flush. FML
Today, I was peeing in the shower when my girlfriend suddenly pulled open the shower curtain in an attempt to scare me. Startled, I quickly spun around and peed all over her dress. FML
Today, I took a shower at my girlfriend's apartment. I was wandering around, gathering my clothes when I noticed my girl doing her hair in the other room. She looked sort of peculiar, so I stood there, studying her. Half naked. I then realized it wasn't my girlfriend, but her roommate. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided we are ready for the next step in our relationship. Apparently that next step is her taking a dump with the door open. FML
Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML
Today, my wife dragged me to the bathroom, promising to "show something hot." Not that I was in the mood, but okay. She took off her pants, sat on a toilet, and demanded that I tell her about my day. She wanted me to entertain her while she was taking a dump. FML
Today, I was taking a shower. My mom thinks it's ok to just walk in on someone when they are in there so she decides to take a crap. The worst part is she thought it would be less awkward to talk to me. FML
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iljajlm 4
It's this wonderful invention God himself bleesed us with and it's a really complictaed process. The angels named it knocking on the door. You should try it.
KINGMARIO_fml 0
she took a dump in the shower?!?
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Comments (255)
ohmandapants 17
Is your shower one of these magical silent ones? Is that why you didn't hear it before stepping in on your gf taking a dump? Damn those Asians are good...
shoegal808 0
I'm not sure if I read this wrong or not. Did u open the shower door and find her ******** in the shower? Or open the bathroom door and find her on the toilet? If she was in the shower, then she is pretty much disgusting. If she was on the toilet, well you should've knocked!!
xf0rg0tt3nx 0
This fails more than the OP walking in while his girlfriend is doing a number 2. If you're not going to say anything that applies to the discussion at all, like shouting 'second!!!!!', then don't reply at all. It's just stupid and shows how little of a life you have. You. Fail. End of discussion. @OP, really, any time someone is in the bathroom, that's private time. The doors close for a reason.
xkitten 0
#193 I agree with you,I am also confused of whether it was the shower door or the bathroom door. =/
Nessy_messy 0
oh man i think the worst would be seeing a man taking a dump, if i see my boyfriend taking a shit i would not be able to look at him normaly ever again, i dont think i would be able to be turned on by him ever again.
turtle_monster 0
ive heard this one before....
somethingawesome 9
It could have been worse. She could have snuck a guy into the bathroom and started making out with him.
nodbor 11
at first I thought this was going to be a 1 girl 1 bathroom story .
mollytamale 1
I've never heard of a bathroom that doesn't have a lock on the door. Wow FHL that would be like the most horrifying experience in my life if i got walked in on like that. Not being sarcastic. I like my privacy. I don't understand how anyone could be comfortable crapping in front of another person, even a spouse. My parents sure aren't :/ yeah I'm a bit of a pride but I mean come on that's just sick!
Shyman4ever 0
Does that mean that the sound of your girl taking a dump sounds like the shower flowing? That must be a shitload of diarrhia.
kisseshugsdrugs 5
i agree with you, idk why people are assuming she shit in the shower, like come on. she left the water running, oh damn i have to shit, forgot to lock the door and it happened. and OP: shes probably more embarassed than you are, get over it?
ReallyNeedsRehab 0
LOL that must've been nice, despite the smell (: