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Apparently mommy can't go to the bathroom, because that's where I was for a whole 2 minutes while he did it.
By xtinasky1 / Friday 7 March 2014 04:24 / United States - Spanaway
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My nephew did this to his dad's arm and couch a few days ago with a pen. Like him, you should be up at the same time of your child, or at least keep him somewhere where he can't do too much damage

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Maybe I have a sense of humor, because I def thought this was hilarious...my twins did the same thing only in bright pink..we laughed about it, bought a magic mr.clean eraser and started waking up 30 minutes earlier so we could beat them to the mischief

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It is funny in how innocent and sincere two year olds are, but not that funny that the parent woke up to this, implying that their kid was roaming free around the house before they were awake. I don't understand why anyone would let that happen? If my two year old wakes up she can't get out of her (two year old-proofed) room until I let her out of it, for her safety. For her to be able to roam the house unsupervised if she just felt like quietly waking up and rolling out of bed in the wee hours

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So yeah, asnakelovinggirl. Your 2-year old can´t get out of the 2-year old-proof room, without you, letting the child out. What if there is a fire at night, that renders you unconcius from smoke, you just let the kid be trapped in a room, with no means of getting out.....

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Been there, done that. My twin brother and I were two at one point, my mom had to have us on leashes in public places to avoid us destroying everything in sight.

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I think she means baby pens* or a play pen, the thing you put your children so they can play around but still be in a secure place....... I hope that's what she actually meant to say.

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When I was 3 I locked myself in the bathroom and gave myself a hair cut. It looked a lot like Carol Brady's from The Brady Bunch. My mom said it was surprising even.

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