Today, I waited for my girlfriend to get in the shower before I stripped down to try and seduce her. I got ready, threw open the door and went in. I walked in on her taking a dump. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML
Today, I sneaked into my girlfriend's house for some romantic time. Before going into her room, I took a dump in the bathroom. Once I was done, I not only noticed that there was no toilet paper left, but I heard her and her 6'5, heavyweight boxer, ex-marine father, talking outside the bathroom door. FML
Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by quietly undressing and sneaking into the bathroom to join him in the shower. He was bent over taking a dump, pushing his turd down the plughole. FML
Today, I wanted to take a romantic bath with my boyfriend. I set up the candles and hot water, but I had to take a dump. After my business was done, I called him into the bath. He walks in, sniffs, glances at the toilet and leaves. Guess what I forgot to flush. FML
Today, I was peeing in the shower when my girlfriend suddenly pulled open the shower curtain in an attempt to scare me. Startled, I quickly spun around and peed all over her dress. FML
Today, I took a shower at my girlfriend's apartment. I was wandering around, gathering my clothes when I noticed my girl doing her hair in the other room. She looked sort of peculiar, so I stood there, studying her. Half naked. I then realized it wasn't my girlfriend, but her roommate. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided we are ready for the next step in our relationship. Apparently that next step is her taking a dump with the door open. FML
Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML
Today, my wife dragged me to the bathroom, promising to "show something hot." Not that I was in the mood, but okay. She took off her pants, sat on a toilet, and demanded that I tell her about my day. She wanted me to entertain her while she was taking a dump. FML
Today, I was taking a shower. My mom thinks it's ok to just walk in on someone when they are in there so she decides to take a crap. The worst part is she thought it would be less awkward to talk to me. FML
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iljajlm 4
It's this wonderful invention God himself bleesed us with and it's a really complictaed process. The angels named it knocking on the door. You should try it.
KINGMARIO_fml 0
she took a dump in the shower?!?
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Comments (255)
MrPacMan36 4
oo that'd make me feel good down there lol
bds0688 0
Do people who comment on this site not have life experience? Jesus Christ. The chick, like 90 percent of the people I know, had the water running to warm up and realized that nature called. She went to do her business, and her boyfriend, who was trying to seduce her, barged in. Since I am sure 80 percent of you are retarded teenagers, seducing is the act of being sexy or coy, often by being sneaky and impulsive to get one's partner in the mood. Guess what would throw a wrench in that plan? Oh yeah, knocking. To OP; put your big boy pants on. Girls poop, and you will likely end up having a fart war with your gf. Deal, or keep thinking small unimportant shit warrants being posted online and never have a comfortable relationship, your call.
PeaSoup 0
If I'm taking a dump, I would have locked the door.
DameGreyWulf 1
I am part of your ten percent. I take care of that stuff beforehand in case someone else needs to come in, then I don't waste water. Plus it doesn't really take THAT long for water to heat up, does it? I mean, if you're out in nowhereville, sure, but if a small town of 3000 can make it quick... Also it was just an unpleasant surprise is all. I hate walking in on someone taking a shit... I'm thinking the OP posted this mostly out of amusement. I doubt he's seriously scarred for life by his girlfriend ********. And who the hell didn't get the seducing thing? I've only seen maybe five people say "knock first" or something.
ohmandapants 17
*applauds* This is the smartest comment i've read so far. (no sarcasm) It doesn't take minutes for water to heat up it takes seconds, unless all the hot water in the hot water tank has been used...then you're shit out of luck.
coopcake 0
I just thought the exact same thing.
Azura94 0
Lacey patrickson, ur comment was made of win.
Gefangene 0
Duude, not cool, that image made my ****** hurt.
prinsessian 0
You should've obviously KNOCKED on the door first, and asked her if she was in the shower yet. The answer would've been "no," but then you could've said something like "Well when you do, I'd like to help you... wash your back. ;) ". I don't know, but anything was better than what you ended up doing.. *cough cough* It's actually a FHerLife because she's not smart enough to lock the door when she's "busy."
ElNegroHombre 0
The main problem is that he was expecting some action and ended up seeing someone taking a dump. I know girls take dumps but I don't like to think of it.
summer66_fml 0
ydi........ever heard of knocking???
polo27 0
i get that everyone makes a mistake but wouldn't you have heard the shower water running if she was in the shower?