By jobless - 20/01/2009 16:52 - France

Today, I've been dating a girl for a year and she's only touched my penis twice. Once by accident. FML
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infantrygirl 0

Oh, shut up. If you can't stand to be with a girl who has morals, you don't deserve her.

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popcorn_fml 0

it may be hard for some of you to believe but you CAN have a relationship without sex.

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icecreamandcooki 0

Or maybe, she's not a *****. Thought of that?

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zakkyzebra 11

some people don't understand sarcasm. kthxbai.

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Moogleabuse 0

Not every girl wants to touch her boyfriend or be sexually involved.

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Mira1234 0

That's not really an Fml. Not everyone has sex with every boyfriend or girlfriend they get.

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eraintime 0

LMAO coolest kid! your the definition of "white trash".

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eraintime 0

oh wait your a mexican, that explains it better. pretty much all beaners are trash

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kGoatly 0

Ever think you might be doing something wrong?

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NomiKat 9

I hope you're lieke 12, 'cause if you're not, fyld.

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