By oops - 19/11/2014 17:03 - Canada - Victoria

Today, I was on a date, and I went to put my arm around her, trying to be romantic, but my coordination went straight to hell. Instead of her shoulder, I ended up accidentally grabbing her tit. FML
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redneck_wolf 19

That probably wasn't your breast decision....

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garrett_8614 14

This has actually happened to me before. I have long arms so when my arm hangs off of her shoulder, it just lands on her boob naturally. Luckily it hasn't gotten me slapped yet.

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kerstileann 26

yeah we all know your lying op ;) did she like it or no?

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marulicko 19

Wtf I made emojis and they turned out like "???" And now I can't remove the comment O.o

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redneck_wolf 19

That probably wasn't your breast decision....

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devildog562 33

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

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Dodge4x4Ram 46

that awkward eye contact afterwards

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TheCharmanator 3

I'm confused, did you miss the shoulder completely and grab in front? or grab the other side? either way, that's awkward. hopefully you were both able to laugh it off

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fortune789 17

I accidentally did that to a girl once because it was extremely cold where we were so we huddled to keep warm and I thought I was holding onto part of her jacket but it was her boob and she didn't say a word for about 10 minutes until I realized what was going on.

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Chente_313 15

Your profile pic totally goes with your comment.

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MrSassypants 33

Is the profile picture how your face looked once you realized what you have done? :D

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somewizdom 15

It's more like his girlfriend's face during those 10 minutes.

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JoshTheTacoMan 19

I'm guessing y'all ended up dating, or already were, because if she didn't say anything she either liked it or didn't mind. Either way, you my good sir, are a legend.

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JustAHuman123 3

I agree with the above comment - the display picture fits right in with your comment (#8)

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