By oops - 19/11/2014 17:03 - Canada - Victoria

Today, I was on a date, and I went to put my arm around her, trying to be romantic, but my coordination went straight to hell. Instead of her shoulder, I ended up accidentally grabbing her tit. FML
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rebelbelle 17
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mmhmm "accidentally" suuure OP

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redneck_wolf 19

That probably wasn't your breast decision....

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rebelbelle 17
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mmhmm "accidentally" suuure OP

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garrett_8614 14
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This has actually happened to me before. I have long arms so when my arm hangs off of her shoulder, it just lands on her boob naturally. Luckily it hasn't gotten me slapped yet.

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kerstileann 26
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yeah we all know your lying op ;) did she like it or no?

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marulicko 19
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Wtf I made emojis and they turned out like "???" And now I can't remove the comment O.o

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RufusBarbarossa 13
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57 - Or a combination of those :p

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ShadowlessSpear 21

Get 'em while you can.

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listner1 9
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#Error: FML not found

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listner1 9
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#Error: No FML found.

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redneck_wolf 19

That probably wasn't your breast decision....

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devildog562 33
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Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway
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Dodge4x4Ram 46

that awkward eye contact afterwards

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TheCharmanator 3
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I'm confused, did you miss the shoulder completely and grab in front? or grab the other side? either way, that's awkward. hopefully you were both able to laugh it off

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derp_taco 22
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What's the problem. I don't see one

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fortune789 17
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I accidentally did that to a girl once because it was extremely cold where we were so we huddled to keep warm and I thought I was holding onto part of her jacket but it was her boob and she didn't say a word for about 10 minutes until I realized what was going on.

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Chente_313 15

Your profile pic totally goes with your comment.

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MrSassypants 32
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Is the profile picture how your face looked once you realized what you have done? :D

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somewizdom 15
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It's more like his girlfriend's face during those 10 minutes.

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JoshTheTacoMan 19
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I'm guessing y'all ended up dating, or already were, because if she didn't say anything she either liked it or didn't mind. Either way, you my good sir, are a legend.

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JustAHuman123 3
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I agree with the above comment - the display picture fits right in with your comment (#8)

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martin8337 35

Giggity.

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bosox1995 11
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This a fml why? More like a win

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