Love: Today, I was on a date, and I went to put my arm around her,...

By oops - 19/11/2014 17:03 - Canada - Victoria

Today, I was on a date, and I went to put my arm around her, trying to be romantic, but my coordination went straight to hell. Instead of her shoulder, I ended up accidentally grabbing her tit. FML

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rebelbelle 17

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Wednesday 19 November 2014 20:38

mmhmm "accidentally" suuure OP

redneck_wolf 19

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Wednesday 19 November 2014 20:39

That probably wasn't your breast decision....

rebelbelle 17

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Wednesday 19 November 2014 20:38

mmhmm "accidentally" suuure OP

garrett_8614 14

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Wednesday 19 November 2014 21:35

This has actually happened to me before. I have long arms so when my arm hangs off of her shoulder, it just lands on her boob naturally. Luckily it hasn't gotten me slapped yet.

kerstileann 26

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Wednesday 19 November 2014 23:30

yeah we all know your lying op ;) did she like it or no?

marulicko 19

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Wednesday 19 November 2014 23:54

???

marulicko 19

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Wednesday 19 November 2014 23:55

Wtf I made emojis and they turned out like "???" And now I can't remove the comment O.o

RufusBarbarossa 13

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Thursday 20 November 2014 4:03

57 - Or a combination of those :p

ShadowlessSpear 21

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Wednesday 19 November 2014 20:38

Get 'em while you can.

listner1 9

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Wednesday 19 November 2014 22:24

#Error: FML not found

listner1 9

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Thursday 20 November 2014 1:13

#Error: No FML found.

redneck_wolf 19

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Wednesday 19 November 2014 20:39

That probably wasn't your breast decision....

devildog562 33

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Wednesday 19 November 2014 20:40

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

shutupshane12 12

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Thursday 20 November 2014 0:24

Or not

Dodge4x4Ram 46

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Wednesday 19 November 2014 20:41

that awkward eye contact afterwards

TheCharmanator 3

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Wednesday 19 November 2014 20:41

I'm confused, did you miss the shoulder completely and grab in front? or grab the other side? either way, that's awkward. hopefully you were both able to laugh it off

derp_taco 22

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Wednesday 19 November 2014 20:42

What's the problem. I don't see one

fortune789 17

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Wednesday 19 November 2014 20:43

I accidentally did that to a girl once because it was extremely cold where we were so we huddled to keep warm and I thought I was holding onto part of her jacket but it was her boob and she didn't say a word for about 10 minutes until I realized what was going on.

Chente_313 15

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Wednesday 19 November 2014 20:49

Your profile pic totally goes with your comment.

MrSassypants 32

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Wednesday 19 November 2014 20:50

Is the profile picture how your face looked once you realized what you have done? :D

somewizdom 15

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Wednesday 19 November 2014 21:01

It's more like his girlfriend's face during those 10 minutes.

JoshTheTacoMan 19

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Wednesday 19 November 2014 22:51

I'm guessing y'all ended up dating, or already were, because if she didn't say anything she either liked it or didn't mind. Either way, you my good sir, are a legend.