Transportation, Weed, Cars and Drugs: High Times

High Times

By Anonymous - 08/09/2020 10:01 - United States - Saint Paul

Today, I got hit by a car while I was on the phone. I was sat at a bus stop. The driver was high and lost focus lighting another blunt. My family and some friends are mad that I'm pressing charges and making weed look bad in the media. FML

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You deserved it 373

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By anon - 28/04/2012 14:31 - United States - Washougal

Today, I rear ended a cop while talking on my cell phone. FML

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By sweeeeet - 09/02/2010 03:29 - United States

Today, I got called out of class to talk to some cops. Turns out my car was involved in a hit and run accident, while I was in school and there was no possible way it could have been me. But since they have no one else, it's my fault. FML

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By KobraKommander - 17/03/2010 11:51 - France

Today, I rear-ended a car while I was texting about the accident ahead which was causing all the traffic. FML

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You deserved it 92 596

By sadinseattle - 22/07/2009 17:13 - United States

Today, I was driving on the freeway when I get a call from my friend explaining that our two best friends died in a car accident. I pulled over in hysterics and a cop came to see what was wrong. I explained what happened and he gave me a ticket for talking on the phone while driving. FML

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You deserved it 17 537

By Tom - 25/11/2010 13:28

Today, a car hit me. I didn't get hurt, but someone called 911. The old woman who had hit me got out of the car with no problem to look at me, and gets back into the car. When the police arrive, she pulls out crutches and said I made strange faces and made her hit me. I got blamed. FML

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By Gg - 23/07/2009 21:19 - United Kingdom

Today, I bust my lip when a car bumped into mine. As I headed home, I was stopped by the police who told me my back light was out. I tried to explain, but it just came out as "fghjiljh" because of my lip. I was arrested on suspicion of drinking and driving. FML

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You deserved it 4 134

By legotron - 30/10/2009 08:06 - United States

Today, I was hit by a car speeding through an intersection after the light had already turned red. Still partly blacked out, I crawled onto the sidewalk and I sat down. The woman rolled down her car window and yelled, "Watch where you're going!" as she drove by. FML

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You deserved it 2 558

By Anonymous - 03/05/2014 05:00 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I pulled up next to a lady who was trying to text, smoke, and drive. My brother said that she was probably going to cause an accident. He was right. At the next light she hit us. She then yelled that I purposely caused the accident because, "that's how teenagers are". FML

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You deserved it 3 441

Adding insult to injury

By Username - 10/02/2011 02:48 - United States

Today, I got into an accident and my car was totaled. My friends then took me out to a bar for a drink to make me feel better. It appears that the police officer I'd spoken to had kept my I.D. by mistake and I couldn't get into the bar. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2011 04:12 - United States

Today, while in the car with my mom, she gave me a lecture about how bad of a driver I am. During that process she ran a red light and hit a car. FML

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Bogrbon 27

Tuesday 8 September 2020 17:23

It's definitely not you making weed look bad. It's this idiot smoking and driving distracted and high (which is illegal as a DUI in many states) that is making weed look bad. He hit a pedestrian at a bus stop. Your family needs to seriously get over themselves.

heartbreaker 12

Tuesday 8 September 2020 19:06

Please press charges. There are many responsible people who use marijuana. And there are also many people who abuse the use of marijuana. If the person who hit you does not know yet how to behave under the influence then it is time they learn.

Comments

Bogrbon 27

Tuesday 8 September 2020 17:23

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 8 September 2020 17:26

You should at least give your friends and family a chance to pay for your damages and discreetly preserve Weed's good name.

heartbreaker 12

Tuesday 8 September 2020 19:06

spinspinsugar 12

Tuesday 8 September 2020 20:04

I'm a pothead myself but if justice needs to be served, get 'em!

heartbreaker 12

Tuesday 8 September 2020 20:26

I agree! I am so tired of people using weed, (legal where I live), in illegal ways.

spinspinsugar 12

Tuesday 8 September 2020 20:37

medicinal and cbd is legal where I live. hopefully one of these days it'll be legal recreationally

Sagar Nair 11

Tuesday 8 September 2020 21:48

Continue to press charges. Its not you thats making weed look bad. Its the guy that hit you that makes weed look bad. Clearly he’s not a responsible smoker.

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Wednesday 9 September 2020 3:15

Time to trade that family in for a new one... that is beyond ridiculous. I don't think pot should be legal because of idiots like this driver. You most certainly should sue the pothead.