i agree funniest one ive heard yet

how could you not notice something like that???

I have to say she couldn't be that mad it isn't make in fun of or anything

Hello everyone! Actual person with only two fingers on their right hand here. I'm kind for self conscious about it and I hide it a lot and avoid shaking hands, and sometimes people don't notice until months after they have known me! I try to be lighthearted about it however, and I'll often tell curious children that it was a shark bite or a science experiment gone wrong. I've been like this since I was born and I can't imagine life without it. Most days I forget about it and don't even think that I am different from everyone else. But I am unique in that way and I think it's pretty cool so everyone who is saying that it is weird or that they should have noticed before, I hope I helped.

get some looser pants.

Incosidorate? Really. I think it was more inconsiderate...