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wow that sucks. how could an ant bite your penis? wouldn't you feel it crawling up your leg?
eh, the first mouth to touch mine was a spider's while I was asleep, but I was 10 :)
maybe they were doing nude pushups in the middle of the park while listening 2 duran duran. I do it all the time
How old is this guy. if yes 25+ then his life sucks
Lol
hahahahaha well depending on your age I wouldnt worry too much perhaps your 12 in which case you've got plenty of time that sounds kinda painful though did it atleast swallow?
lmfaooo good comment
Dude, get over it.
What kind of response is that on FML? "Dude, get over it."
did you return the favour? bet you didn't you selfish bastard
FTW. I love you. XD
hahaha
poor ant I bet she cryed ='[
This comment made my day!! LMFAO!!
I wouldn't worry about it. No matter how short it was at least you got some from an ant.
FTW!
YDI for being such a fat pussy. Now go to the gym so girls will like you.
I always give dumb fake fml's like this a YDI
I'm sure it didn't eat much o_O
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did you return the favour? bet you didn't you selfish bastard
hahahahaha well depending on your age I wouldnt worry too much perhaps your 12 in which case you've got plenty of time that sounds kinda painful though did it atleast swallow?