By hjgjh - 27/04/2009 06:14 - United States

Today, an ant bit my penis. That was the first 'mouth' to ever touch it. FML
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quantumoftruth 0

did you return the favour? bet you didn't you selfish bastard

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ZiggyMorrison 0

hahahahaha well depending on your age I wouldnt worry too much perhaps your 12 in which case you've got plenty of time that sounds kinda painful though did it atleast swallow?

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pkmlove 0

wow that sucks. how could an ant bite your penis? wouldn't you feel it crawling up your leg?

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luis420 0

lol yeah I was thinking the same

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Ninja666_fml 0

eh, the first mouth to touch mine was a spider's while I was asleep, but I was 10 :)

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B4SK3TB4IL 0

maybe they were doing nude pushups in the middle of the park while listening 2 duran duran. I do it all the time

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flighted 1

who ever feels ants crawling on them? they're not the heaviest of creatures........

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mschmuty_fml 19

How old is this guy. if yes 25+ then his life sucks

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ZiggyMorrison 0

hahahahaha well depending on your age I wouldnt worry too much perhaps your 12 in which case you've got plenty of time that sounds kinda painful though did it atleast swallow?

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RadioOctopus 16

What kind of response is that on FML? "Dude, get over it."

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Gulsah 0

ahahah FYL cause that probably hurttt ant bites hurttt

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24788 6

I wouldn't worry about it. No matter how short it was at least you got some from an ant.

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123654789 0

YDI for being such a fat pussy. Now go to the gym so girls will like you.

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keke_fml 0

I always give dumb fake fml's like this a YDI

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marz88 0

More importantly why was an ant on your penis and how did it get there?

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flighted 1

....crawled up his leg maybe?

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