Today, I used text-to-speech just so that I can hear "I love you" for once. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
ASMR
Today, I listened to a recording of a woman saying, "I love you" for about 30 mins straight. That's apparently the only way I can feel loved. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were watching TV, I asked him if he loved me. He turned up the volume. FML
Denial
Today, I said "I love you" to my girlfriend for the first time. She responded with, "I'm just gonna pretend I never heard that." FML
Today, I forgot what I was doing while listening to a voicemail and started talking back to it. FML
The language of love
Today, my boyfriend told me he loves me. Instead of saying it back, I had a panic attack. FML
It's the thought that counts…
Today, I finally had a man say, "I love you" to me in a sincere tone. It was a customer, who was high, over the phone. I said it back. FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend on the phone. After a short pause I hear him say "I love you." Smiling I say, "I love you too." Then he says, "I was talking to my dog." FML
Today, I accidentally said, "Bye, love you," to a co-worker as I clocked out. Before I made it home, I had six missed calls and a long text from my co-worker professing her love to me. FML
Truth
Today, I recently started seeing a girl and I slept over at her house for the first time. Apparently, I still talk in my sleep. This morning she told me I whispered, "I love you so much." FML
Today, I was talking to my girlfriend over Skype. I said I loved her and hoped we would be together forever. She responded by singing Who Wants to Live Forever into her mic. FML
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watrulokinatfool 0
yeh, thats a pretty serious FYL
jenni6478 0
I promise you...someone loves you very much....most likely a lot more than someONE!!!!!!!!!!!
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Comments (119)
Intellectualist 0
Oh this made me really sad :( I want to give you a cuddle! :(
popatia 0
I have a mac ... I don't think mac's have that option.
viz 0
relax dude.there's always someone out there made for you.you should probably go socialise.you'll learn and develop.
lostfaithinpppl 19
OP, how old are you? If you are only a teenager then relax. You've got a whole life ahead of you. If you are a middle-aged man then try to get yourself out there and start dating. If you are shy then try meeting someone through one of the online dating sites. They are great for those who are not comfortable making the first move in person. Just make sure you actually meet the person face-to-face before you decide you are in relationship with them (reference to one of the previous FML's :D ). Good luck.
withmywideeyes 0
Nice advice for poor OP, and I do remember the FML you're referring to. Heehee...
derschadenfreude 5
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lp8xxDARwN4 there you are, lots of people saying "I love you" :)
CallMeHush 1
Truely sad... if you can call your mom, you can usually get a good heartfelt " i love you" out of her.
mrscartmanez 0
Who does that?
idkweird 0
YDI for being a whiner. Geeeez.
viral_fml 0
Holy shit, haahhaahahaahhahaaah. Finally a worthy FML.
Becky738 0
I love you.