lonelyman
United States
Today, I used text-to-speech just so that I can hear "I love you" for once. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Crucible101
ASMR
Today, I listened to a recording of a woman saying, "I love you" for about 30 mins straight. That's apparently the only way I can feel loved. FML
Djcc
United States
Today, while my boyfriend and I were watching TV, I asked him if he loved me. He turned up the volume. FML
Unreciprocated
Hamilton, Canada
Denial
Today, I said "I love you" to my girlfriend for the first time. She responded with, "I'm just gonna pretend I never heard that." FML
xoccerplaya
United States
Today, I forgot what I was doing while listening to a voicemail and started talking back to it. FML
Paicked
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Australia
The language of love
Today, my boyfriend told me he loves me. Instead of saying it back, I had a panic attack. FML
Charlatan126
Hilliard, United States
It's the thought that counts…
Today, I finally had a man say, "I love you" to me in a sincere tone. It was a customer, who was high, over the phone. I said it back. FML
TrulyYours
United States
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend on the phone. After a short pause I hear him say "I love you." Smiling I say, "I love you too." Then he says, "I was talking to my dog." FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I accidentally said, "Bye, love you," to a co-worker as I clocked out. Before I made it home, I had six missed calls and a long text from my co-worker professing her love to me. FML
Anonymous
Toronto, Canada
Truth
Today, I recently started seeing a girl and I slept over at her house for the first time. Apparently, I still talk in my sleep. This morning she told me I whispered, "I love you so much." FML
callen5
United States
Today, I was talking to my girlfriend over Skype. I said I loved her and hoped we would be together forever. She responded by singing Who Wants to Live Forever into her mic. FML
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watrulokinatfool 0
yeh, thats a pretty serious FYL
jenni6478 0
I promise you...someone loves you very much....most likely a lot more than someONE!!!!!!!!!!!
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Comments (119)
MrWombastic 0
lol #11 well put! And to op, FYL man, I feel bad for you
fmldailyopps 0
Haha pathetic or not I don't care. THAT'S AWESOME
premiermois 5
You couldn't just speak it yourself?
music_baby224 0
tell himself..he loves himself?
KatieGoesRawrr 0
Today, as usual, the person who uses me all the time forced me to tell her things, I was pretty used to it, until she forced me to tell her I love her. FML
premiermois 5
... tis a man, Katie.
C4R0L1N3 0
Aye, a man it tis.
GDI 0
You've never heard of text-to-speech?? If you have Vista / Windows 7, just go to Control Panel - Speech Recognition, and look for the text-to-speech option, and there you have it. Personally, I prefer speech recognition, you can use a headset to talk to Word, and instead of typing your entire report, just talk it, and Word will do it for you. Pretty cool, actually.
blland 0
GDI, that's speech to text. text to speech is microsoft sam.
headphone84 0
I Love You!
lissn 0
Now /this/ is a proper FML
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
I don't know whether to tell the OP to go "an hero" himself or to say "No, you're not getting my Bud Light."
perdix 31
That's exactly where I was going to go. I was going to tell the OP that normally I would have made fun of him, but this makes me too sad. So, in a non-gay, totally heterosexual way, I'll say: "I love you, man" OK?
trulla_ml 0
I love you.