Today, I tried to surprise my boyfriend over webcam with a cute negligee. He was doing homework. Half an hour later, he finally noticed. Apparently pre-calc is more interesting than his girlfriend. I guess polynomials are just curvier than me. FML I agree, your life sucks 19030 I agree, your life sucks 19030 You deserved it 38780 You deserved it 38780 2 0 2 9 By NotAParabola - / Wednesday 7 October 2009 04:39 / United States
Today, my ex-boyfriend decided to humiliate me by confessing to my dad in detail what he and I had done together and "apologizing" for taking my virginity.... I agree, your life sucks 22003 I agree, your life sucks 22003 You deserved it 2306 You deserved it 2306 51
Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML I agree, your life sucks 39033 I agree, your life sucks 39033 You deserved it 4160 You deserved it 4160 157
Today, I went on a date with a cute guy I met at a bookstore. He stood up and said he was leaving when I said that I didn't like 50 Shades of Grey, because... I agree, your life sucks 37628 I agree, your life sucks 37628 You deserved it 3289 You deserved it 3289 136
Today, I had just finished making myself an ice cream cone when my cat puked all over the floor. I set my cone on the counter while I cleaned it up, when... I agree, your life sucks 9 I agree, your life sucks 9 You deserved it 3 You deserved it 3
Today... I learned I have a slight allergy to wasps when I cut down a dead tree they made a home out of. Half my face now looks like I'm wearing a fat... I agree, your life sucks 13 I agree, your life sucks 13 You deserved it 2 You deserved it 2
Colombia Today, I went dancing with my best friend and I went back with her to crash in her bed. I didn't expect her boyfriend to stay over too, much less in the...
Singapore Today, a day before my birthday, I'm submitting my unplanned resignation after receiving an applicant's phone call inquiring about my position. Because...
Today, I moved in with my in-laws and don't yet have money to pay rent, so I'm keeping to myself and staying out of trouble. While trying to write a thank...
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