FML : Today, I tried to surprise my boyfriend over webcam with a cute negligee. He was doing homework. Half an hour later, he finally noticed. Apparently pre-calc...

Today, I tried to surprise my boyfriend over webcam with a cute negligee. He was doing homework. Half an hour later, he finally noticed. Apparently pre-calc is more interesting than his girlfriend. I guess polynomials are just curvier than me. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By NotAParabola - / Wednesday 7 October 2009 04:39 / United States

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By Conner Dalbeck | 15

#7555225 - Saturday 21 October 2017 15:56

or maybe he wanted to get HW out of the way to spend more time with you

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By Conner Dalbeck | 15

#7555225 - Saturday 21 October 2017 15:56

or maybe he wanted to get HW out of the way to spend more time with you

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