By hospital - 05/10/2010 23:36 - United States

Today, I started my first day at a new hospital. My first assignment? Shave an elderly man's testicles. FML
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knibbsy 4

Man, you're new job is nuts! What a hairy situation. You did some hangin' around the office, only to get low-balled by your boss.

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SMJ210 0

Fun! Did you use shaving cream? Would suck to have to deal with razor burn on what I can only imagine is such a sensitive area.

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stephanie0613 0

That's ******* disgusting !

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EffinAhole 0

Thanks by the way! You were very gentle and my sak is nice and smooth now.

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EffinAhole 0

ANTI-FLOOD PROTECTION CAN SUCK MY SMOOTH BALLS!

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WallyTheWombat 0

You knew you would have to do crap like that when signed up for that job.

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4evanucks 0

WHY THE HELL WUD AN 'ELDERLY MAN' NEED HIS ******* BALLS SHAVED?!?!?!

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Michael216 0

I see what you did there.

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confusdsincbirth 5

Wow Ayame.. Pretty lame.

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Jessi2487 0

did his balls hang low? did they waggle to and fro? cant u tie them in a knot? can u tie them in a bow? can u throw them on ur shoulder like a continental soldier? did his balls hang low?

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confusdsincbirth 5

Actually if you must know its a nickname from my friends. By the way, you look like a freak in your picture.

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confusdsincbirth 5

And I am not attempting anything because I don't want to resort to moronic puns.

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fritz2 0

amaye just get out. btw I agree you look like a freak.

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stephanie0613 0

I agree with 132 and 133 Amaye shut the **** up and get the **** out.

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xFalzz 0

Successful trolls were successful!

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confusdsincbirth 5

Oh wow you are soo smooth I am sooo impressed! No.. You are annoying and they commented even though you werent speaking to them because you annoy them. They have a right to speak their mind.

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JuliaM1000 10

How are you a docter, yet u have time to germt in the computer and screw around?

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cporter125 0

wow, that must sucked... ...balls.

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LexRB 0

aymen shut the **** up you stupid bitch. your damn annoying everyone

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blueberry1223 0

I just had to point out that in your comment you say how much you hate when people show skin and make a moronic comment, yet this is exactly what you're doing here.

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TheTigerRoars 0

He needs to look good for the women back at the nursing home. You know how it is. Just don't fondle someone who isn't interested OP. -The Fluffs

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paid2think 0

Plenty of woman back in the nursing home. But he's goin after his young assistant :))

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TheTigerRoars 0

Are you sure? I thought he'd go after Mrs. Grady, the widow who lost her husband in WW2. I was sure I saw the passion in their eyes towards one another. -The Fluffs

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xxxbooxxx 16

it says it's in the work category..

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AudaciouslyInsan 0

He was going after Ms. Grady last time I checked. -The Fluffs

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paid2think 0

Maybe he is but I'm pretty sure he enjoyed that bubble bath his assistant gave him verryy much.

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Tikwichka 5

Aw, #30, you gave the game away!

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AudaciouslyInsan 0

No, I got banned. -.- FML gave the game away. -The Fluffs

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AudaciouslyInsan 0

So you mod that comment? Why it was the truth you know.

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FFML_314 11

Are you going to learn?

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AudaciouslyInsan 0

Learn what? To conform? No. -.-

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AudaciouslyInsan 0

I'm glad you're at least getting a laugh out of it. Well, tell MissGrinch she was my favorite person on here. I'm leaving like you guys wanted. I have enough stress and fml shouldn't add to it. Peace.

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dreamering 16

Was he a **** star about to record a movie?

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iluvharryp 0

visions of old people ****+shaving balls=TOTALLY DISGUSTING

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knibbsy 4

Man, you're new job is nuts! What a hairy situation. You did some hangin' around the office, only to get low-balled by your boss.

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GeneralCha 3

how long did it take u to think of that?

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queencitystoner 0

first or not lol it was still great. well played sir

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knibbsy 4

About 25 seconds from the first word to the last. I'm really that punny.

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jsmith16 0

man ur comment is awesome!!

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tbonea1990 0

ur a dumb ass making all the corniest jokes that's y u have no bf /gf

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tbonea1990 0

ur a dumb ass making all the corniest jokes that's y u have no bf /gf

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zoraman5 3

Heh, double post? Also, sort out your grammar please :3

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Gumbinator 11

haha the man clearly made a funny...ur just jealous you didn't think of it....haha =p

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TheOriginalKyrs 0

119-belzenef! :D I like how his comment didn't get chewed out, but the punny comment above did. I like this one better though. kudos to you :)

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kom84 0

how is this a FML? your at a new job working in a hospital so you must be a care worker or nurse.. your told in your training you have to do this sort of thing

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RedPillSucks 31

Kinda like the guy who goes into gynecology because he wants to look at pussy, only to have his first patient be someones grandmother.

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sydney_herbach 3

it might be something you have to do or something like that , but it still sucks to have to shave some olds guys sack ..

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NurseHolly 3

It's certainly not a glamorous job! Trust me... There's worse things to come. Enjoy ;)

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Freeze_fml 16

I'm sorry, but HOW does this relate to #2's comment? Are you learning how to comment?

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Freeze_fml 16

Then you fail. If you really want to be at the top you should reply to #1. Duuurr.

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paid2think 0

Oh didn't you hear? Mrs. Grady met someone outside the nursing home. I heard the old man did like her though. Poor him.

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