Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my tits. He ignored it and instead sent a picture of his dog "looking blazed". FML
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Today, my boyfriend sent a picture of me posing with our dog to his family via a group text. Along with our 25" bong. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my vagina. He replied, "What's that?" FML
Today, I sent a guy that I like a lot a picture of myself. I'd got all dressed up sexy and did my make-up. He sent me a reply saying, "Your cat is fat." FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a dirty picture to turn him on. He texted back: "Jfc, why wud u tease me like that?? Srsly fuck off". FML
Today, I tried turning on my boyfriend by sending him naughty pictures and texts, describing in detail all the things I was going to do to him when we have the house to ourselves this weekend. He responded by quoting that crappy movie 'The Room', saying, "Oh hi doggie!" FML
Today, I was looking through my boyfriends phone, when I found a naked picture of myself. Too bad I haven't sent him any. Ever. FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my boobs. I quickly found out that I'd accidentally sent it to my sister instead. She sent me one back. FML
Today, I was feeling a little racy and decided to send my boyfriend some naked pictures of myself. He responded, "That's OK, but does your face have to be in them?" FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a nude picture, he sent it back to me with a mustache on my face from that iPhone app and told me he likes it much better that way. FML
Today, I was feeling saucy so I sent my boyfriend a picture of my boobs. He then set it as his laptop's desktop screen, took a picture, then sent to me saying, "Hmm, should probably change this before Monday", only he didn't send it me, he sent to his family group chat with his mum and sisters and didn't realise. Everyone saw. FML
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Top comments
WD_Stevens 22
I swear I'll never understand what women see in us men
Wienerschnitzel_fml 10
I think it's breast that you don't get your feelings hurt and overthink this.
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Comments (96)
bailer12 13
Wow he must be gay
ComoEsJuan 24
Are you serious?
Brody_Generico 7
Hate the gays do u
itwasthedognotme 14
Wow - you must be a moron.
WD_Stevens 22
I swear I'll never understand what women see in us men
itwasthedognotme 14
They must love the dogs :P
WD_Stevens 22
Your username just makes that comment!
Mysterious_one 26
they only see assholes.. then start whining about them
incoherentrmblr 21
What were you expecting, a dick pic?...
chickenfeet223 11
Well somthing better than a dog
jazzy_123 20
at least a compliment
itwasthedognotme 14
#11 I hadn't even realised! Well, there are so many FMLs about dogs so I thought I may as well ;P
399 41
Who knows #2 who knows.
AndreaJanell 15
This weirdly reminds me of Wilfred.
FrietvanPiet 16
He was the one who was blazed.
Wienerschnitzel_fml 10
I think it's breast that you don't get your feelings hurt and overthink this.
yeahthatsmeee 10
Yeah, **** not that big a a deal.
962OEC 6
Yeah, D's things happen all the time.
SmittyJA24 26
I've C'n it happen as well B'fore. ******'-A-Tweety!
thatgirlc 10
guess they weren't that Good
niamhyo 13
you probably have small ****
Miss_Whipped 43
Maybe he can't one-up you with the partial nudes, so he opted for the alternative.
fortune789 17
Girls think that all men are hyper sexual all the time, and that all we care about is getting laid. Sometimes we get "headaches" too.
Miss_Whipped 43
You don't have to be sex-obsessed to enjoy having sex often. And do you get your "period," too?
A7XCamaro 19
30- men do have hormones to you know.
Miss_Whipped 43
I understand that, but I still don't see why I got downvoted. I had a fair point. Oh well, let the burying begin.
Rallred32 20
Guys have the same symptoms of having a period (mood swings, anger, emotions) except the cramping and bleeding.
foxwasalamb 24
#30, i see your point. i agree
fortune789 17
Headaches as in, "Oh sweetie, not tonight. I have a headache."
Nuggetzor97 10
Yeah, fyl for him not being a pig
nlm92 15
Just can't win em all sometimes :/
SuperStormCindy 8
It wouldn't make him a pig to appreciate the photo.
ZorroRooster 19
...what? He would have been a pig if he had asked for a topless pic in a degrading manner. Just cuz a guy likes to look at boobs doesn't automatically make him a pig.
Soloman212 28
43 and 46, 12's trying to turn woman logic on itself, which is a dangerous concept. Don't cross the streams!
bailer12 13
He must have been high too