By anon - 21/11/2012 19:34 - United Kingdom - London
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Knife one. Haha she's just bein a kid... I hope
1- good point, that's a pretty sharp observation! I'd take a stab at a few puns myself, but I don't think they'd cut it...
23 - I thought the whole point of a pun is to be lame?
43 It's to be 'punny.' On a serious note. No "normal" child is like that. I would carry a taser and seek mental help for her!!
Hide yo kids hide yo wife... Hide yo self hide yo knife
Almost every kid is like that now a days.
105- Uhh, no.
Cut it out with all these puns
Cops and robbers? Cowboys and Indians? Who the hell is Dirty Harry? Your profile says you're 19 years old, but I'm thinking more like 79 years old. No kids play those games anymore, it's all video games and superheroes on TV. Growing up, we pretended to be Power Rangers.
Fucking hide. Like now. O_O
...redrum...
Adding to 55- And hide your husband cuz shes killin' everybody out here
Probably shouldn't promise what you can't deliver, next time... If there IS a next time.
Goodbye op....
If OP doesn't comment on this, I think we can assume she's been killed. I'll be checking the City of London news for an obituary.
67 "Police have no leads. The crime scene had been thoroughly scrubbed before the body was discovered."
Hopefully she WAS kidding..... If not, make sure you have a phone with you and lock your door. :P
She probably was... kids are capable of humor, guys. Granted the fact that the one thing that motivated OP's sister was murder is a little unsettling, but it's highly unlikely that she will actually attempt to kill OP.
I wonder how many FML posters have later died as a result of what happened in their story...
I doubt she'll murder her sisters. She's a little 9 year old.
Here's JOHNNY. Well since its a girl... U figure it out.
This ain't GTA!
YES IT IS!!!!! sobs in the corner*
marvellous idea.
That's not something a 9 year old should be joking about anyway.
I agree, if your 9 year old is asking to kill you, you need to have a serious talk with her.
Unless she's the seed of Chuckie O.o
Might wanna go to the kitchen and hide all the knives you can get a hold of. You could also go find a nice shovel or pick axe and when she comes for you with a knife, just hold up your gardening tool of choice and say, " are you sure you wanna play this game?"
also sounds like it could happen in minecraft
Knives probably shouldn't be in reach of a child that young anyway, especially not the "big knife"
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Fucking hide. Like now. O_O
Probably shouldn't promise what you can't deliver, next time... If there IS a next time.