Lock the door at night... or distract her with a Justin Bieber shrine.

This kid sounds too hardcore too be a Bieber fan.

1- good point, that's a pretty sharp observation! I'd take a stab at a few puns myself, but I don't think they'd cut it...

i dont know of a normal kid who is that enthusiastic about something like that. lame pun btw

23 - I thought the whole point of a pun is to be lame?

43 It's to be 'punny.' On a serious note. No "normal" child is like that. I would carry a taser and seek mental help for her!!

Forget taser hire the A-team!

Hide yo kids hide yo wife... Hide yo self hide yo knife

Almost every kid is like that now a days.

A lot of young kids imagine killing "bad guys". Remember those days when you played cowboys and Indians or cops and robbers? It's just exciting for them. Who didn't want to be Dirty Harry when they were 10 years old?

105- Uhh, no.

Op, try honing in on your skills, puncture through her defenses. Just take a stab at it!

Damn, 19 had the stab one already. OK. Replace last line with " just hack away at it!"

Cut it out with all these puns

I'm on the edge of my seat waiting for another pun. The tension is so thick that you could cut it with a butter knife. A big one.

"That's not a knife... Now that's a knife!"

Cops and robbers? Cowboys and Indians? Who the hell is Dirty Harry? Your profile says you're 19 years old, but I'm thinking more like 79 years old. No kids play those games anymore, it's all video games and superheroes on TV. Growing up, we pretended to be Power Rangers.

Run bitch run!

Killing her first is always an option. But not before she finishes cleaning her room.

...redrum...

She's a young Michael Myers in development.

What if their is a new FML tomorrow and OP is like my little sister tried to kill me FML

Adding to 55- And hide your husband cuz shes killin' everybody out here

Goodbye op....

If OP doesn't comment on this, I think we can assume she's been killed. I'll be checking the City of London news for an obituary.

67 "Police have no leads. The crime scene had been thoroughly scrubbed before the body was discovered."

She probably was... kids are capable of humor, guys. Granted the fact that the one thing that motivated OP's sister was murder is a little unsettling, but it's highly unlikely that she will actually attempt to kill OP.

I wonder how many FML posters have later died as a result of what happened in their story...

I doubt she'll murder her sisters. She's a little 9 year old.

Here's JOHNNY. Well since its a girl... U figure it out.

This ain't GTA!

YES IT IS!!!!! sobs in the corner*

marvellous idea.

How do you know shes joking?...

I agree, if your 9 year old is asking to kill you, you need to have a serious talk with her.

Unless she's the seed of Chuckie O.o

also sounds like it could happen in minecraft

^^^^^^^^^^^^^ It's all the rage don't get left behind man! The bandwagon is leaving!

Knives probably shouldn't be in reach of a child that young anyway, especially not the "big knife"

How many people even own a pickaxe? I know I don't.