FML : Today, I was sitting in my bedroom relaxing when I heard my little sister and my brother. Thinking it was cute they were talking again, I was listening....

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Today, I was sitting in my bedroom relaxing when I heard my little sister and my brother. Thinking it was cute they were talking again, I was listening. They were not just "talking", they were making plans on how to kill me. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By M.SHUKRI / Sunday 29 March 2015 12:54 / United States - Round Lake

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By MrSarary | 26

#6246845 - Sunday 29 March 2015 19:15

You've got the advantage now, listen to their plan and make your own!! In all seriousness this is pretty scary.

By LOLouis_fml | 24

#6246850 - Sunday 29 March 2015 19:16

Sounds like a killer conversation!

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By organizse | 28

#6246843 - Sunday 29 March 2015 19:15

Gotta love siblings.

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Crazyjohnb | 23

#6246956 - Sunday 29 March 2015 20:24

he better keep his guard up.

By MrSarary | 26

#6246845 - Sunday 29 March 2015 19:15

You've got the advantage now, listen to their plan and make your own!! In all seriousness this is pretty scary.

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peacheso | 31

#6246902 - Sunday 29 March 2015 19:40

Hostile takeover

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psychopolarbear | 28

#6246985 - Sunday 29 March 2015 21:09

Am I the only one who also did something like this as a kid? My cousin and I tried to beat up our uncle with a shovel when we were about 7. Nearly worked too. It was an ambush.

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Zebediabolical | 36

#6247044 - Sunday 29 March 2015 22:28

The temptation is always to go for that one knock-out swing. In reality it's better to hammer a knee and immobilize the target before taking the head shots.

By davisjenny81 | 30

#6246846 - Sunday 29 March 2015 19:15

What are little siblings for? I thought that's what they did. At least I did that

By LOLouis_fml | 24

#6246850 - Sunday 29 March 2015 19:16

Sounds like a killer conversation!

By HeWillBeLoved105 | 22

#6246853 - Sunday 29 March 2015 19:17

They're just siblings being siblings. You don't really think they're serious do you?

By RandomUsername88 | 24

#6246854 - Sunday 29 March 2015 19:17

How old are they??

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Crazyjohnb | 23

#6247328 - Monday 30 March 2015 5:12

below 6 = No problem just them being crazy. 7-10 = Keep your guard up just in case. 11 and above = RUN!!!!

By supereagle | 14

#6246856 - Sunday 29 March 2015 19:17

Damn OP you've got some scary siblings

By garf3265 | 12

#6246857 - Sunday 29 March 2015 19:17

maybe you should strike first

By FitFriday | 32

#6246863 - Sunday 29 March 2015 19:18

That's frightening, time to move out OP

By zachix | 14

#6246864 - Sunday 29 March 2015 19:19

They have a maater plan. Run away fast

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