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Well ok then.... Whatever floats her boat...no matter how disturbing it may be...
That is... very disturbing.
Dear People, This is what we've been reduced to. Stop joining vegetarian organizations, because this is what you will become. Become an omnivore, like what you were meant for. Sincerely, Yours Truly.
Futacy - what in the name of Usain Bolt are you talking about? Have you been snorting grated Parmesan cheese again? Do we need to stage another cheese intervention? I'm worried about you. Get help. Seriously.
At least it's just ants.... for now.
Umm how does one revive a dead ant? Mouth to mouth?? :-)
Ahem. I'm about to embarrass the crap out of myself, but I can relate to OP's sis on a slightly less disturbing level. When I was little, my window got stuck open and ants got into my room. One day I accidentally injured one but it was still alive. I felt horrible. I moved it near another ant, which picked it up and carried it off. I imagined it going to a little ant hospital to get all better. Imagine my horror when my friends informed me that they kill and eat their injured... As far as OP's sis, I can relate to the "all life is precious" standpoint. We're infinitesimally small in the grand scheme of the universe, and on that scale, ants are barely smaller than us. However...yeah, I don't know why she thought she could actually "revive" dead ants. Maybe she can channel that passion into becoming a biologist or something...
Wtf does not eating meat have to do with anything? Haha
I'm a vegetarian and I wouldn't do shit.
CPR
How???? Well that's the anther OP's sister is looking for. ;)
AA batteries... Lots of AA batteries.
Ancient pagan rituals that haven't been used for centuries.
She got tips from GLaDOS
Exactly how did you find out?
Just out of curiousity I'd like to see how she accomplishes that lol.
It's alive... It's ALIVE!
First she would have to gather all 7 dragonballs, summon shenron and wish for them to come back to life. :)
She would first make sure the ants are only part dead, not all dead, because if they are only part dead then they are also part alive. Then she would have to put a set of billows in the ants mouth and work it up and down, even if this did work the ant would still need a little while to fully recover as shown on princess bride. I apologize my memory is slightly lacking if u want the full detail watch the movie.
How was she trying to revive them? Was there a mini ER or an ant hospital? I cant wrap my mind around this.
That's almost sweet, depends on her age though, but hey! It could be worse
^ FML reference fail
That's new forever alone with revived ants .
Very odd...
Interesting... I don't think she knows it would probably take years upon years of power advancement in order to do that, if it were possible.
Yeah..... Cause that's so normal
Are you telling me its not normal? Seems that I have to change things in my life around a bit /:
That's creepy...and she obviously doesn't see a good deal because I don't know anyone who wouldn't want a sibling willing to clean up their side of the room. I'm assuming you live at home if you share a room. You should probably tell your parents.
"I'm assuming you live at home" ...o
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And how does she think she's going to achieve that?
How was she trying to revive them? Was there a mini ER or an ant hospital? I cant wrap my mind around this.