Today, I woke up to my little sister strangling me. My parents accused me of making the red marks on my throat myself to exaggerate how bad it was. She's...

By Anonymous - 24/5/2015 15:15 - United States - Lompoc

Today, I woke up to my little sister strangling me. My parents accused me of making the red marks on my throat myself to exaggerate how bad it was. She's just "going through a phase", they say, and I'm a bad person for punching her to get her off me. FML

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By irish_lad | 16

#6300472 - Sunday 24 May 2015 23:57

Your sister and parents need some serious help if they don't believe you and accusing you of doing stupid shit. I would leave as soon as you get a chance

By cutycat136 | 28

#6300488 - Monday 25 May 2015 0:02

How old is your sister? Even if I knew and it was still a small child, I do not believe it's appropriate behaviour for any child to be doing that and should not just be shrugged off as a phase.

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By CS_Pats | 9

#6300469 - Sunday 24 May 2015 23:56

So, did she want to be an only child?

By p_diddy77 | 19

#6300471 - Sunday 24 May 2015 23:57

Still better than an alarm clock. No I'm kidding. That really sucks OP!

psychopolarbear | 28

#6300645 - Monday 25 May 2015 3:32

I wake up swinging if someone so much as brushes my upper body. My step sibs did this to me once or twice when we were little, no matter how long ago it was, it still causes me problems. You might wanna lock your door at night. Maybe even invest in a vicious dog. Ya know, for "companionship" and all.

fsomelife | 26

#6300716 - Monday 25 May 2015 5:21

It would just end with the dog getting put down if anything happened. :(

By irish_lad | 16

#6300472 - Sunday 24 May 2015 23:57

Your sister and parents need some serious help if they don't believe you and accusing you of doing stupid shit. I would leave as soon as you get a chance

tranced_ | 43

#6300622 - Monday 25 May 2015 3:05

Yeah they might actually kill him and blame it on himself!

MrConcise | 34

#6300636 - Monday 25 May 2015 3:17

Tough spot, I'd say also write a letter to the police explaining that this happened just in case you don't make it. You know, so she can get strangled herself by a bunch of hostile inmates.