Health: Today, I went to see my grandfather in hospital, to see how well...

By GPemTGM - Australia - Canberra

Today, I went to see my grandfather in hospital, to see how well he's recovering from his stroke. He asked who I was. After I told him I'm his grand-daughter, his head almost rolled off his neck in disappointment. FML

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GPemTGM tells us more :

At #24. I know my grandfather better than anyone. He remembered me when he saw me and asked if my brother was my husband, I told him he wasn't and he smiled. Then later when I told him I was his grand-daughter, that's when he looked disappointed. I love him more than anything it broke my heart.

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By Anonymous - United States - Baltimore

Today, I lost a bet with my grandma, and now she's coming with me on my next date. FML

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By Harry - United States

Today, my dad decided to get his friend to help move our old sofas to save money. Its leg got stuck in the doorway, scratched the entire hallway wall, punched a big hole in it and the other leg made a big dent in our front door. We live in an apartment complex and now have to to pay for everything to be fixed. FML

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By Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents. After hundreds passive aggressive comments, my boyfriend and I went into the kitchen. I started complaining to him about how his parents were horrible and mean. Little did I know, his parents had followed us in and were right behind me. FML

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By Ginger - United States

Today, I realized it's been 5 days since my boyfriend last answered the phone when I called. Two weeks ago, he told me he used to break up with his girlfriends in a very juvenile way. He doesn't answer their phone calls. FML

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By Paige - United Kingdom - Witham

Today, I found out my boyfriend regularly has his ex stay over. They even share a bed. He doesn't see a problem with this. FML

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By rosmaizura - Malaysia

Today, my mom added me on Facebook. She wrote on my wall, for the whole world to see, "Why are you swearing on the internet?! You're grounded". FML

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By jack s.b. - United States - Austin

Today, my dad walked in on me jacking off. He swore and told me to lock my door next time. Later on I heard him snickering and telling my mom that I jack off "real weird." FML

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By Anonymous - United States - Framingham

Today, my fiancé pawned off my engagement ring so he could buy himself a PS4. FML

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By NotGay - United States - Lake Zurich

Today, I decided to motivate myself to workout by looking at a picture of a guy with a six-pack on my computer screen while doing abs. My dad walked in after I finished and was still breathing heavily from working out. FML

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By notAMrs - United States - Jeffersonville

Today, I called off my engagement, after finding out my fiancé is cheating on me. I recently started a new job, and in anticipation of getting married, I asked that my username include his surname. They can't be changed, so now I get to log in every day under that sorry bastard's surname. FML

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By pissypants

Maybe he's into that...

Today, at the movies on a date, I drank all my soda and waited too long. I couldn't take it anymore and quickly got up, knocking my dates popcorn on the floor, and ran to the bathroom. I didn’t make it and went home in shame. It’s better he thinks I stood him up. FML

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By "liisiuu"

Today, I went on a date with a guy who turned out to be my older brother's friend. In the middle of the night we were drunk and got stuck in my room after the key broke inside the lock. My brother had to help my date climb out of the window. FML

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By Anonymous - Canada

Today, I woke up to an unfamiliar male face right beside mine. I flipped out fell of my 4 foot raised bed and got a concussion. Who, you may ask, was in my bed? My Robert Pattinson pillowcase. FML

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By coffee_princess - Canada

Today, my father made his bellybutton talk. In front of my new boyfriend. FML

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By now my watch begins - United States - Simi Valley

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me for sneezing too many times during Game of Thrones. FML

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By Anonymous

Today, I went to a theme park. The first ride I went on broke down just as my cart reached the highest point. I had a nice view of my loving family laughing at me while management failed to fix the rollercoaster. FML

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By Anonymous - United States - Eagle Point

Today, my weird neighbor is a conspiracy theorist and thinks the government is trying to kill him. Someone thought it would be funny to shine a red laser light through his window. I was on the stairs when he ran past, screaming bloody murder, sending me down a flight of steps. FML

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By Anonymous - United States - Yorktown

Today, I was home alone when I heard the carbon-monoxide detector beeping. Panicking, I grabbed my dog, ran out of my house as fast as I could, and waited outside for 3 hours for my mom to get home. Turned out the detector was just out of batteries. FML

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By Anonymous - Canada - Oshawa

Today, I caught my sister eating crayons. She's 19. FML

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By interphaseprophasemetaphase - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I took my laptop to I.T. to fix my internet. Only after I left did I realise my memory technique for remembering the stages of mitosis (Iraqi penis man anally transmits chlamydia) was left as a sticky note on my desktop. The guy definitely noticed. FML

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By sisco2901 - Slovakia

Today, my recent ex-girlfriend posted a photo of herself on Facebook. It was a picture of herself in the arms of a half-naked male stripper. She posted it on my wall. FML

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By BigBlue - United States - Seattle

Today, I was texting an artist friend telling her I wanted to buy her paintings; going on and on about how much I wanted it and loved the way they looked and couldn't wait to have them. I realized my phone had corrected paintings to panties. FML

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By Anonymous - United States

Today, I was moving. While packing, I found an old photo that had been laying face down in the bottom of a drawer for some time, and some of the ink transfered to the drawer lining. There is now an image of my ex-girlfriend's face permanently burned into the bottom of my nightstand drawer. FML

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By Mustache - 3/11/2020 14:02 - Austria

Bushy

Today, I was on my way to meet my partner's parents for the first time. Although I was in a rush, I managed to hop into the shower and shave. I now have a cut on my upper lip. I'm a woman. FML

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By duckthehack - Poland

Today, my 14 year old son got suspended and I had to pay for the damage after he sprayed "FUCK THE POLICE" on the back wall of his school. I'm a policeman. FML

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By xobeachbabi428ox - United States

Today, I used a public bathroom. I hung my purse up on the hook on the door. Two minutes later, a hand reaches over the door and steals my purse. I got robbed while taking a crap. FML

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By Anonymous - Malaysia

Today, my family and I went to a beach where you could swim with dolphins. I was a little scared to swim with them so the trainers had a 5 minute chat to me about how they were harmless creatures. Once I got in, the dolphin attacked me and bit me. FML

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By Melissa - 8/3/2020 14:00

Badmouth Strikes Again

Today, my 7-year-old sister had to tell my mom to watch her language. FML

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By Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I found out one of my girlfriend's recent Google searches was, "should I admit to cheating or just dump him?" FML

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By not gay in AL - United States

Today, my dad seemed moody, so to lift his spirits, I told him I love him. He just snorted, "You gay or something, boy?" Really mature, dad, really mature. FML

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By ??? - 19/7/2020 05:01

Double crossed

Today, I found out the best man at my wedding was banging my wife after years of being married. My best man was my brother. FML

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By dickhead - United States

Today, I bought a garden gnome to spice up my lawn. Tonight, someone threw it right through my living room window. Not only will the repairs cost a ton, my neighbor keeps saying stupid shit to me, like "You must be shattered" and "Looks like you ain't got a window gnome... more." FML

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By ifmlftw - United States

Today, I was sitting next to a lady on an airplane who was very overweight. She fell asleep on me, and violently bled from her nose upon take off and landing. FML

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By Anonymous - Iceland - Reykjav

Today, I went to the movies with my husband and our 6-year-old son. My husband kept stealing popcorn from the guy next to him, to the point where the guy punched him in the face. The movie was stopped, the police were called, and my son is now inconsolable. FML

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By justhelpful - Austria - Mils

Today, my dad got drunk and played a practical joke on me; a practical joke that resulted in my knee being broken. Now, I'm sitting in a hospital bed all alone while my dad hunts for "hot nurses". FML

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By Nofreeride

Today, after arguing with my husband over who needed the car more, I thought he clearly won. As the loser, I spent the day walking everywhere. Later, I learned that he thought I'd won and left the car in our apartment parking garage for me while he took the bus to work. FML

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By happyturtle - Croatia

Today, my friend told me she turned down a job as a babysitter because she didn't want to be secretly videotaped, as she knew the people had a nanny cam. I wasn't aware of this when I took that same job a few nights ago and asked my boyfriend to come by. We had sex on their couch. FML

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By Anonymous

Racing rats

Today, after working my ass off for months for an open supervisor job at my work, I found out that they hired someone for the position. The guy has never worked for the company before, has a background completely unrelated to what we do, and has to be trained as he knows nothing about what we do. FML

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By neveragain - United Kingdom - Byfleet

Today, I ended up in the ER because I ruptured a testicle by accidentally sitting on it. Last time I ever go commando. FML

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By Anonymous - United States - Floral Park

Today, my self-described "genius" cousin came to the conclusion that cooking the turkey in the oven for 8 hours would take too long, so he doubled the temperature to have it done in half the time. The fire department had to come to put out the fireball that was once my butterball. FML

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By Driveshaft | 5

#4276716 - Sunday 8 April 2012 20:22

Are you seriously so self centered that your entering that as an fml? Get over yourself. He just had a stroke and is most likely extremely confused with what's going on. Just keep visiting, and loving him.

Not everything is about you.

By CalCommando | 6

#4276672 - Sunday 8 April 2012 20:18

Gee wiz, nice family you got there...

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By CalCommando | 6

#4276672 - Sunday 8 April 2012 20:18

Gee wiz, nice family you got there...

deviable | 9

#4277141 - Sunday 8 April 2012 21:44

Cut him some slack, he just had a stroke!

SecretMe00 | 5

#4277203 - Sunday 8 April 2012 22:02

No one should vote you deserve this. Your mom is rude.

deviable | 9

#4277219 - Sunday 8 April 2012 22:06

Wrong fml 30. Geez, this is like the 3rd comment I've seen on a wrong fml.

norotors | 16

#4277437 - Sunday 8 April 2012 23:19

Maybe op is really hot and the guy was just disappointed that she wasnt his wife or girlfriend.

ohSNAPyall | 26

#4277923 - Monday 9 April 2012 0:53

Maybe he was disappointed in himself for not recognizing his granddaughter.

He did just have a stroke; maybe he's worried about his brain.

TurnpikeTwister | 0

#4279250 - Monday 9 April 2012 7:45

You should've told him you were his agent and that you took him to the hospital after overdosing at the Olsen twins pent house. That would bring a smile to any stroked out old man.

By Epiqness | 0

#4276705 - Sunday 8 April 2012 20:21

Wow, your mom's a bitch.

KeyboardWarrior | 10

#4276742 - Sunday 8 April 2012 20:25

Errrr... Wrong FML maybe?

Cad6 | 24

#4276807 - Sunday 8 April 2012 20:34

How the fuck do you even manage to reply to the WRONG FML?

Nightwing98 | 22

#4276841 - Sunday 8 April 2012 20:39

It takes a very special kind of person to pull that off.

richy90255 | 8

#4277235 - Sunday 8 April 2012 22:12

I think you meant to comment on the fml before this one the one about the 30 year old daughter

ladyLALAA | 28

#4280023 - Monday 9 April 2012 12:45

I have seen this a few times, maybe there is a glitch in the app?

By shellzy | 20

#4276712 - Sunday 8 April 2012 20:22

From the grammar, I thought someone else here had had the stroke.

citymayer | 7

#4276830 - Sunday 8 April 2012 20:37

If you couldn't understand the FML, you're probably not the swiftest.. It's written fairly well.

KiddNYC1O | 20

#4277736 - Monday 9 April 2012 0:26

Today, I went to see my grandfather at the hospital to see how well he's recovering from his stroke.

That's how I would have written the first sentence.

ciwanski | 0

#4278843 - Monday 9 April 2012 5:22

People in different countries write things differently because they have different grammar rules/structure. Idiot.

By Driveshaft | 5

#4276716 - Sunday 8 April 2012 20:22

Driveshaft | 5

#4276897 - Sunday 8 April 2012 20:50

*you're...my bad.

Llama_Face89 | 33

#4276911 - Sunday 8 April 2012 20:52

OP should take it as a compliment. Her grandfather must have had a reason for being disappointed they were related. Must have hoped she was there for a less platonic. :P

laden_swallow09 | 34

#4276929 - Sunday 8 April 2012 20:55

Wincest?

…No.

jannielovesjack | 0

#4277097 - Sunday 8 April 2012 21:36

I personally, would be very disappointed if my grandfather was disappointed that I was his relative. Although, strokes may alter the way you think (sorry i'm not sure) i would still be sad. But maybe it's just me because my grandfather and I have a very close relationship.

suncifir | 6

#4277418 - Sunday 8 April 2012 23:14

5, you made me re-think my vote.

GPemTGM | 9

#4277982 - Monday 9 April 2012 1:00

I'm sure you'll recover from reading my 'disrespectful' FML. So get over it.

thisiscat | 14

#4278078 - Monday 9 April 2012 1:16

Guessing you woke up on the wrong side of the bed eh?

Shenannigoats | 16

#4278212 - Monday 9 April 2012 1:48

I disagree with 5. My grandfather forgot who I was after his stroke. It's very, very depressing.

Hopefully your grandfather's memory returns a little, OP. good luck.