Health: Today, I went to see my grandfather in hospital, to see how well...

By GPemTGM - Australia - Canberra

Today, I went to see my grandfather in hospital, to see how well he's recovering from his stroke. He asked who I was. After I told him I'm his grand-daughter, his head almost rolled off his neck in disappointment. FML

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GPemTGM tells us more :

At #24. I know my grandfather better than anyone. He remembered me when he saw me and asked if my brother was my husband, I told him he wasn't and he smiled. Then later when I told him I was his grand-daughter, that's when he looked disappointed. I love him more than anything it broke my heart.

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By Anonymous - Canada - Brampton

Today, I was threatened to be held back because of the lack of teacher-parent communication. My parents refuse to sign my report card because of my one mark below ninety percent. My teacher was dead serious about failing me. FML

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By AloneForChristmas

Today, I live in dorms and found out everyone is leaving for Christmas break. I also found out my student loan didn't go through, so now I cant afford to go visit my family that lives over 7 hours away. I guess I'll be spending Christmas alone in a dorm room. FML

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By a - Korea Republic of

Today, I was chatting with a friend on msn. She told me a few days ago a Halloween party we had been planning was canceled because her parents said no at the last moment. Wanting to cheer her up, I went to her house to surprise her. I guess the party wasn't canceled after all. FML

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By fmjob - United States

Today, I got a raise. A 10 cent raise. I have worked at my job for over 3 years. I now make 20 cents more an hour than people that have only worked there 3 minutes. FML

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By LifeLikeLemons - United States - Phoenix

Today, I got rear-ended trying to move off the road because I heard a police siren. It was the radio. FML

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By they've been broken up for a year. - United States - Dallas

Today, my girlfriend of 6 months yelled at me for not comforting her while she was crying because her ex got a new girlfriend, and "it's just not fair." FML

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By Cindy - United States

Today, my dad told me he has been dating my boyfriend's mom while I was away at college. They have gotten pretty serious, and are thinking about getting married. I might be dating my stepbrother. FML

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By Anonymous - United States

Today, I woke up to the face of Billy, the puppet from Saw, staring down at me. I was so scared, I wet myself instantly. It was my cousin in a mask, who is staying over for Thanksgiving weekend. FML

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By mairelys - Canada

Today, I tried talking to my boyfriend about our sex life. I was trying to express that I feel like we don't do it enough, but he wasn't very responsive. I ended up saying, "I wish you had a bigger sex drive" to which he answered, "I wish you had bigger boobs." FML

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By Shodan2112 - United States

Today, as I go to a small private Christian college, the academic dean came up to me and asked me to put some old records on CD, since I have a record player that can do that. I had to listen to eight records of old students from the 1970's singing bible thumper Christian hippie music. FML

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By car - Australia

Today, after a costly fix for my brakes that failed a while back as I was going down a hill, I found a $130 bill in the mail attached to a speed camera photo of me shitting myself. FML

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By Anonymous - United States

Today, after reading a sign at the airport, my 6-year-old son thought it would be funny to yell, "Daddy's got a bomb!" Airport security then tackled me to the ground. Oh, and I missed my flight and my mother's birthday. FML

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By Anonymous

Stay safe, stay home

Today, my professor gave me a huge lecture in front of the class about showing up sick, about how I was endangering the lives of other students, and kicked me out of class. As I left, everyone applauded. I'm not sick, but suffering for horrible allergies. FML

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By fingwhore - United States - Greensboro

Today, my girlfriend came back from camping with her friends. I say "friends", I mean "friend". And when I say "friend", I mean "her ex". I took a look through her bag afterwards, and well, who knew condoms were considered camping equipment these days. FML

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By Anonymous - United States - Toledo

Today, I went to a Father's Day lunch with my dad and his fiancée. He suddenly began to describe, in detail, the vasectomy he'd just had, and that I shouldn't be expecting any new siblings any time soon. Thanks for the mental image, Dad. FML

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By Anonymous

Today, while I was fitting a new fuse box, a giant spider tried to eat my fingers. As I pulled away, I touched the exposed wires. I woke up flat on my back to the customer slapping my face, burnt fingers, and bruises everywhere. I had also peed and shit myself. FML

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By pinpin - France

Today, I helped my son do his maths homework. He got a C and won’t talk to me anymore. FML

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By boardman - United States

Creeped out

Today, I found out my parents joined the mile-high club. While I was on the plane. FML

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By dormlyfe - United States - Moraga

Today, I met new people at my dorm, only to find they already knew me because they listen to my boyfriend and me have sex all the time. FML

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By Fish - United Arab Emirates

Today, we were hanging around the pool with a couple of friends and a crush of mine. Thinking I would be able to impress her with a well performed dive of the diving board, I go up and attempt my best dive. I slip just as I jump and hit my head on the board. I had to be saved by the lifeguard. FML

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By Todd - United States

Today, my dad got so drunk that he had an intense argument with the microwave, resulting in him threatening to ground me after I tried to calm him down. FML

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By Anonomous - United States - Plainfield

Naughty boy

Today, marks the third week since my sister's guinea pig learned to masturbate. He humps his wheel and makes squeaking noises for five minutes, then rolls over on his side and pants heavily. He does it at least twice a night while I'm trying to sleep. FML

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By Anonymous - United States

Today, my parents gave me my birthday present. Two weeks ago, I ordered an xbox online. Three days ago, it came to my house, and my parents thought they could save money by putting wrapping paper on it, and giving it to me for my birthday. That's all they got me. FML

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By alchy - United States

Today, I realized that the cashier at the liquor store and I are already on a first-name basis. I just moved to this town a week ago. FML

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By hairyarms - Australia

Today, I found out why you don't let your kids grab your arms while their hands are covered in glitter glue. Easy to get it on you, extremely painful to rip from your arm hairs. FML

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By Mrmz07 - United States - Midland

Today, I was called in to work on my day off to cover for a co-worker because she was busy getting it on with my brother. FML

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By Killmenow - United Kingdom

Today, having just told me what a great job I've been doing and how he'd really like to start giving me some more responsibility, my boss asked me if I'd sharpen a couple of pencils for him. FML

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By Anonymous - United States

Today, I was fired from the trucking company I work for, due to numerous complaints about my reckless driving. I don't even do driving work there, but my ex keeps calling in to report me, and my boss wanted the calls to stop. FML

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By legit247 - United States - Moscow Mills

The Voice

Today, working at a fast food restaurant, I was cleaning dishes in the back. I started to sing to myself. During the chorus I heard the echo of my voice in my ear. My boss had pushed the talk button on my headset so every staff member and everyone in the lobby could hear me over the intercom. FML

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By Noname - United States

Today, my mom decided to tell me about her new boyfriend. I know him. I've slept with him. FML

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By brebis - France

Today, when I threw away my cigarette out of the car window, the wind blew it back in again. My trousers got completely burnt. FML

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By Anonymous - Australia - Sydney

Today, I was sitting in my room when my dad walked in to talk. He said I'm not the son he'd hoped for, and that he'd been let down as a father. He said I should change the way I am so that he could love me more. It was the longest conversation I've had with my dad in years. FML

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By Med - Netherlands - Groningen

Today, after clubbing with my girlfriend, we went to her place. She then threw up on the floor, and went to clean herself up. When she came back, she'd forgotten that she'd just thrown up. She blamed me for puking, and kicked me out. It was 4:00 am and a 3-hour walk home. FML

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By shmarf - United States - Belton

Today, my girlfriend gave me my first ever blowjob and she surprised me by deciding to swallow. Or so I thought. When she came up to kiss me, she spat my man-milk into my mouth and almost pissed herself laughing when I freaked out and nearly threw up. FML

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By Jess - United States

Today, my husband and I got back from our honeymoon and we saw his mom's car in front of our house. When we walked in she asked us so many questions about our trip. The first question she asked my husband was, "Were you satisfied with her in bed?" FML

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By Anonymous - United States - Anchorage

Today, I got a targeted YouTube ad that was intended for someone who owns a graveyard plot. Glad to know my watching habits match those of an undertaker's. FML

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By nyatzz - United States

Today, my landlady cut off the Internet to my flat. She says she has no use for it, and doesn't want to keep it anymore. I have 3 online assignments due in the next week, and finals the following week. FML

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By Anonymous - Canada

Today, for my 18th birthday my mum gave me a black lace thong. I'm a guy. FML

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By lisa321 - United States

Today, I went to Starbucks to get coffee. The employees told me that there was no more coffee. I started cursing at them and told them that I am in a really big hurry, and that I need coffee every day. They had been yelling back the whole time. Little did I realize, they were saying April Fool's. FML

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By Jen - Canada

Today, I was watching 'Caillou'. It was a Christmas special for pre-schoolers. I was quite enjoying myself, when it hit me that my kid had been in bed for an hour. I forget what adult TV is. FML

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By Driveshaft | 5

#4276716 - Sunday 8 April 2012 20:22

Are you seriously so self centered that your entering that as an fml? Get over yourself. He just had a stroke and is most likely extremely confused with what's going on. Just keep visiting, and loving him.

Not everything is about you.

By CalCommando | 6

#4276672 - Sunday 8 April 2012 20:18

Gee wiz, nice family you got there...

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By CalCommando | 6

#4276672 - Sunday 8 April 2012 20:18

Gee wiz, nice family you got there...

deviable | 9

#4277141 - Sunday 8 April 2012 21:44

Cut him some slack, he just had a stroke!

SecretMe00 | 5

#4277203 - Sunday 8 April 2012 22:02

No one should vote you deserve this. Your mom is rude.

deviable | 9

#4277219 - Sunday 8 April 2012 22:06

Wrong fml 30. Geez, this is like the 3rd comment I've seen on a wrong fml.

norotors | 16

#4277437 - Sunday 8 April 2012 23:19

Maybe op is really hot and the guy was just disappointed that she wasnt his wife or girlfriend.

ohSNAPyall | 26

#4277923 - Monday 9 April 2012 0:53

Maybe he was disappointed in himself for not recognizing his granddaughter.

He did just have a stroke; maybe he's worried about his brain.

TurnpikeTwister | 0

#4279250 - Monday 9 April 2012 7:45

You should've told him you were his agent and that you took him to the hospital after overdosing at the Olsen twins pent house. That would bring a smile to any stroked out old man.

By Epiqness | 0

#4276705 - Sunday 8 April 2012 20:21

Wow, your mom's a bitch.

KeyboardWarrior | 10

#4276742 - Sunday 8 April 2012 20:25

Errrr... Wrong FML maybe?

Cad6 | 24

#4276807 - Sunday 8 April 2012 20:34

How the fuck do you even manage to reply to the WRONG FML?

Nightwing98 | 22

#4276841 - Sunday 8 April 2012 20:39

It takes a very special kind of person to pull that off.

richy90255 | 8

#4277235 - Sunday 8 April 2012 22:12

I think you meant to comment on the fml before this one the one about the 30 year old daughter

ladyLALAA | 28

#4280023 - Monday 9 April 2012 12:45

I have seen this a few times, maybe there is a glitch in the app?

By shellzy | 20

#4276712 - Sunday 8 April 2012 20:22

From the grammar, I thought someone else here had had the stroke.

citymayer | 7

#4276830 - Sunday 8 April 2012 20:37

If you couldn't understand the FML, you're probably not the swiftest.. It's written fairly well.

KiddNYC1O | 20

#4277736 - Monday 9 April 2012 0:26

Today, I went to see my grandfather at the hospital to see how well he's recovering from his stroke.

That's how I would have written the first sentence.

ciwanski | 0

#4278843 - Monday 9 April 2012 5:22

People in different countries write things differently because they have different grammar rules/structure. Idiot.

By Driveshaft | 5

#4276716 - Sunday 8 April 2012 20:22

Driveshaft | 5

#4276897 - Sunday 8 April 2012 20:50

*you're...my bad.

Llama_Face89 | 33

#4276911 - Sunday 8 April 2012 20:52

OP should take it as a compliment. Her grandfather must have had a reason for being disappointed they were related. Must have hoped she was there for a less platonic. :P

laden_swallow09 | 34

#4276929 - Sunday 8 April 2012 20:55

Wincest?

…No.

jannielovesjack | 0

#4277097 - Sunday 8 April 2012 21:36

I personally, would be very disappointed if my grandfather was disappointed that I was his relative. Although, strokes may alter the way you think (sorry i'm not sure) i would still be sad. But maybe it's just me because my grandfather and I have a very close relationship.

suncifir | 6

#4277418 - Sunday 8 April 2012 23:14

5, you made me re-think my vote.

GPemTGM | 9

#4277982 - Monday 9 April 2012 1:00

I'm sure you'll recover from reading my 'disrespectful' FML. So get over it.

thisiscat | 14

#4278078 - Monday 9 April 2012 1:16

Guessing you woke up on the wrong side of the bed eh?

Shenannigoats | 16

#4278212 - Monday 9 April 2012 1:48

I disagree with 5. My grandfather forgot who I was after his stroke. It's very, very depressing.

Hopefully your grandfather's memory returns a little, OP. good luck.