Today, I tried to jokingly hold the door shut so my friend, who I'd seen walking down the hall to our class, couldn't get in. It was funny, until my new teacher yelled "Open the damn door!" from the other side. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, as I was about to open a door at school, a student opened it and hit me. As I recovered and was about to open it again, someone else opened the door, hitting me again. Everyone laughed. FML
Today, a woman yelled at me for holding a door open for her. FML
Today, I finally got the guts to walk out of class 30 minutes early, only to find that the back door was locked. As I stood there like an idiot trying to get it open, all 200 people in my class turned to laugh. My professor stared at me. I then walked back to my seat, sat down, and unpacked. FML
Today, I was walking through the main lobby at school and I saw someone waving at me, so I waved back. Turns out she was just cleaning a glass door. I heard laughter behind me. FML
Today, in between the passing times at school, one of my classmates opened the door to my next class, so I turned to tell him thank you. Apparently, he was opening it for the teacher who was leaving. I collided with her and her very hot cup of coffee. FML
Today, I held a door open for a sweet old lady with a walker. After she went through the door, she turned and said, "That's not how you're gonna get into my pants, son." FML
Today, I was at a store when I saw a cute girl from my school. Trying to act cool, I went to hold the door for her. Too bad it was an automatic door. FML
Today, I started my first teaching job ever. As I was teaching, another teacher interrupted my class about 5 times because she thought it was her class. Not only did she ruin my confidence, her behavior caused my students to laugh at me. FML
Today, I went over to my friend's house. Her 5 year-old son answered the door and when he saw me said, "Oh great, it's YOU!" and slammed the door in my face. FML
Today, I accidentally shut the door on someone who was walking behind me. After he opened the door, I turned, looked him sincerely in the eye and said, "Suffering". I meant to say sorry. FML
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Patriots21 14
You shall not pass!!
Taco_Bel_Rey 13
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Comments (28)
RichardPencil 32
Apologize to the teacher and introduce yourself using your friend's name. Let the jokes roll on!
creditless 14
just gave me a flashback to Hodor on Game of Thrones :'(
middlenamefrank 8
Actually, not so funny even before that. Grow up and develop an actual sense of humor.
Kaylana_fml 31
Most of us have had our knocks growing up that turn into valuable lessons in maturity. There is a time and a place for horsing around, class time isn't it ;)
Reasonable_one 12
Even if it went as planned, what about it would have been funny?
MissPanda85 5
Geez, don't you remember being young? Things didn't have to have a deeper meaning or a great punch line to be funny. Life was good!
thatsme293 28
Is this high school or college?
Lady_Spaghetti 36
honestly, i feel like this is something that would happen to me. it's what we get for being the mischievous, playful-dick type, OP. my condolences.
lazlowrave 10
We don't grow up overnight.
MessedUpLife00 13
Teacher: Hello from the other side and OPEN THE GOD DAMN DOOR
Nickimariek 20
And that is how they failed the class right off the bat