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By Anonymous - 04/08/2009 20:22 - United States

Today, I was working the lighting for a drama production. In the last scene, two characters realize they are in love and kiss, then the stage goes dark. I mixed up my settings, and instead of a blackout, flashing party lights started going off. 300 people turn around to stare at me. FML

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Today, I was in a play and had a battle scene. I got a little too into it and wound up twisting my ankle. The audience was treated to me screaming like a little girl before face-planting the stage a moment later. FML

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By HauntLife - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff

Today, rehearsals started for the haunted house I act in. As we were running through the house and reading through our lines, the set designer turned on the hydraulic pump to test something, accidentally causing a tumbling bookshelf effect to go off. Guess where I was standing. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/05/2017 20:00

Today, I had one of my biggest dance shows ever. After months of practice I had finally gotten the lead position. When I entered the stage and raised my arms my straps fell down and I flashed an audience of 5000. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/03/2014 15:47 - United States - Peachtree City

Today, we had a surprise party for my boss. Someone turned out all the lights. I was so scared of the dark, the first thing my boss saw when he walked in was all my co-workers watching me scream, "TURN IT ON!" FML

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By theatreluver - 05/01/2011 03:15 - United States

Today, it was opening night for the play where I was, for the first time ever, one of the leads. I went on stage with a loud and energetic entrance. I came in two scenes early. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/04/2015 14:45 - United Kingdom - Leicester

Today, I had a theatre performance. I had to put on a lot of makeup for the role, and one of the guys said I looked nice. I smiled and said thanks. Seconds later, I'd been sucker-punched by his girlfriend for "flirting" with her man. FML

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By AllThatJazz - 15/04/2009 20:06 - United States

Today, I was stage-managing a school show. Some kids were goofing off backstage, so I yelled at them that they could hurt themselves. While walking back to my chair, I tripped over my own feet and fell 5 feet off the stage, shattering my cheekbone. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2024 00:00 - Australia

Today, I had my first gig with my new band. I was concentrating on my guitar during the second song when I tripped over the singer's microphone cable, hit my head on the bass drum, and blacked out. When I came to, people were applauding, apparently thinking it was part of the act. FML

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By Emcee - 05/06/2009 10:48 - Philippines

Today, it was graduation day, and the very first time I was hosting an event. When I got on stage, I stared at the audience for a good 5 seconds, then fainted. FML

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By anon - 12/08/2024 14:00 - New Zealand

Today, I was performing in a community theater production. Right before my big scene, I felt a sneeze coming on. I tried to hold it in, but it came out with such force that I lost my balance, fell off the stage, and landed in the lap of the mayor, who was in the front row. My character’s dramatic entrance was unforgettable for all the wrong reasons. FML

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Maddoctor 10

Wednesday 5 August 2009 1:19

Well at least it was a dramatic finish!

greenltrn2003 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 1:23

**** the drama lets party!!!!!!!!!

Comments

Maddoctor 10

Wednesday 5 August 2009 1:19

Well at least it was a dramatic finish!

bloodthorn 4

Wednesday 5 August 2009 1:38

YDI for being a theater fag. i hope you ******* die emo ****

fucklifeee 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 3:14

What are you even saying? He wasn't even in the play; he was working the lights. Moron.

americayay 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 5:19

Dramatic and kind of fun. I would've gotten a huge kick out of that. And I have every intention of raising my children as "theatre fags". They tend to be nonjudgemental and happy with their lives so they don't have to take their own misery out on others.

Scotland_111 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 5:32

Sounds like a bright idea to me Maybe it made the play more enlightening

lisaledger 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 13:38

BAHHAHA YEAH HES THE EMO ONE AND YOUR NAME IS "BLOOD THORN" YEAH GOOD ONE. OMG. YOURE HELL COOL INSULTING SOMEONE ONLINE. oh and, after the lights went all trippy, did you all mosh?

Maddoctor 10

Thursday 6 August 2009 7:46

Well if you guys have read some of bloodthorn's other comments, s/he's not too polite. In fact s/he's quite a bitch/asshole. Oh well...someone's gotta do it I guess.