Miscellaneous: Today, I was walking through the main lobby at school and I saw...

By Crochocinco85 - 13/03/2014 11:59 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I was walking through the main lobby at school and I saw someone waving at me, so I waved back. Turns out she was just cleaning a glass door. I heard laughter behind me. FML

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By Doors Hate Me - 02/03/2013 14:09 - United States

Today, as I was about to open a door at school, a student opened it and hit me. As I recovered and was about to open it again, someone else opened the door, hitting me again. Everyone laughed. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/10/2011 10:07 - United States

Today, I finally gathered up the guts to say hi to the girl I like. As I was walking down the hallway, I saw her and waved hello, only to walk into a bathroom door. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/07/2021 18:01 - United States - Exeter

Today, a girl said hi to me very enthusiastically at school, and I heard her friends laughing afterward. I was too lazy to put in my contact lenses this morning so I couldn't tell who it was. FML

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By Gary McBain - 14/01/2023 06:00

Today, whilst in the break room at work, a girl I don’t know walked into the room. She gave me a look of utter disgust, then turned and walked back out of the room. I was so shocked, I burst out laughing. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/07/2024 09:00 - Colombia - Corozal

Today, I was at a volleyball game talking with my friends when a girl who is in my team arrived. She was greeting someone else but I thought that she was saying hi to me. However, I'd already waved back at her. All my friends and others noticed the situation and as a result they laughed at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/04/2009 03:10 - United States

Today, I was volunteering at a school, as I walked past the swings these two girls smiled and said "wow, you are so pretty!". I smiled back and said "awww, well thank you!." As I walked past I hear them laughing, "she actually believed us." FML

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By anonymous - 20/09/2016 22:49 - United States - Avon

Today, I tried to jokingly hold the door shut so my friend, who I'd seen walking down the hall to our class, couldn't get in. It was funny, until my new teacher yelled "Open the damn door!" from the other side. FML

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By a manly woman? - 09/02/2009 23:57 - United States

Today, a girl entered the public washroom I was washing my hands in. When she saw me, she stopped dead in her tracks. I then saw her go to the door to make sure she was actually in the girl's washroom. FML

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By facefuckedguy - 12/08/2014 21:23 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I went to a job interview, and a guy ahead of me went to enter the building, only to walk face-first into a glass door. I rushed to help him up, and after we had a good laugh about it, I turned to walk inside, only to walk straight into the door as well. FML

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By RBHSWedgieGirl - 23/01/2011 01:35 - United States

Today, while walking across campus, I stopped to look at my reflection in a window. I straightened my bra straps and then turned to the side to dig a wedgie out. It wasn't until I heard peals of laughter that I realized I couldn't see IN the classroom, but they could see OUT. FML

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DeeDeeJay 15

Thursday 13 March 2014 17:45

I think everybody made that mistake before.

JMichael 25

Thursday 13 March 2014 17:45

Way to be courteous and wave!

Comments

JMichael 25

Thursday 13 March 2014 17:45

Way to be courteous and wave!

LadyQuantum 7

Thursday 13 March 2014 18:38

I did the same thing yesterday......no big deal :)

drumguy218 11

Thursday 13 March 2014 19:48

yea its fine i do that all the time op :)

DeeDeeJay 15

Thursday 13 March 2014 17:45

I think everybody made that mistake before.

IloveToLaugh143 21

Thursday 13 March 2014 18:11

Yeah. You're not alone on this one, OP.

Kamon97 23

Thursday 13 March 2014 18:55

Damn that windex :p

shivamb 19

Thursday 13 March 2014 17:45

Brush it off, just a small thing and I doubt that anyone is going to remember it

extrasnipes 22

Thursday 13 March 2014 19:55

Yes people will. I remember third grade you did you looked so foolish

SuperCasual 13

Thursday 13 March 2014 20:22

Is this supposed to make any sense? Because it doesn't.

mathen 9

Thursday 13 March 2014 23:23

I have read it a few times and no, I don't think it is meant to make sense.

Rajni_dev 12

Thursday 13 March 2014 17:45

I think you might need prescription glasses OP

ChenEighty 20

Thursday 13 March 2014 18:52

You've never seen Windex commercials, have you?

HersheySquirts 17

Friday 14 March 2014 4:39

OP saw the person that was cleaning well enough.... prescription eyeglasses wouldn't do much for the mistaken wave. A simple misconception at a distance,