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OP if your life is that pathetic that you consider this a big deal please do the world a favor and kill yourself.....

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what the hell. i submitted a story about my parents drunknly stealing my college fund and this gets posted

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I don't even understand this. WTF is a lanyard? I've never heard it before and I'm pretty sure the uk doesn't have it/them. don't say anything about the girl that doesn't know coz I don't know either, and I'm pretty sure we're not the only ones

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don't worry I googled it. I didn't even think those things had a name. now I look dumb. oh well it's the Internet

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a lanyard is something you can put keys on and hang from your neck.. when I worked at journeys in the mall, we were required to wear them with our name tag attached. I never really realized how difficult it was to define a lanyard, but I hope this helps. ^_^ and I'm so tired of everyone thinking your life has to be destroyed to post a decent fml.. I'm sure over half of the ones that are that bad are made up anyway. you know you would feel like a dumbshit if you were walking into your house wit

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wow, that's the biggest problem in the whole wide world. go over and pick it up retard. ah durrr.

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Instead of trying to be "nonchalant" (btw, you really needed to explain WHY you were trying to be nonchalant), why don't you try just being friendly? Do you live in an area where your neighbors will shoot you for saying "hi" or something? Also, if dropping your lanyard in front of your neighbors is the worst thing that happens to you on a given day, I'd like to trade lives with you. I like my life and all, but apparently your life is filled with rainshowers of gumdrops a

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Yeah, this is not an FML. I'd say more, but I got warned before for a comment wondering how well the FML mods are doing their jobs if such sucky FMLs are being posted up. So I'll just stick to the story. OP, tell us about how the yard was full of land mines or man-eating bees, and then you'll get a lot more FYLs. Til then, YDI.

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