By Jesse from - 03/08/2010 10:21 - United States
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a lanyard is something you can put keys on and hang from your neck.. when I worked at journeys in the mall, we were required to wear them with our name tag attached. I never really realized how difficult it was to define a lanyard, but I hope this helps. ^_^ and I'm so tired of everyone thinking your life has to be destroyed to post a decent fml.. I'm sure over half of the ones that are that bad are made up anyway. you know you would feel like a dumbshit if you were walking into your house with your neighbors akwardly watching you, and you accident threw your key chain into their yard.. try walking over and picking them up without looking like an idiot. poor op. next time just exit your car, keep your hands and keys in your pocket, and walk silently to your room. save your effort on being cool for your WOW buddies. :P
Instead of trying to be "nonchalant" (btw, you really needed to explain WHY you were trying to be nonchalant), why don't you try just being friendly? Do you live in an area where your neighbors will shoot you for saying "hi" or something? Also, if dropping your lanyard in front of your neighbors is the worst thing that happens to you on a given day, I'd like to trade lives with you. I like my life and all, but apparently your life is filled with rainshowers of gumdrops and unicorns that serve fresh-squeezed lemonade. Can I get in on that?
Yeah, this is not an FML. I'd say more, but I got warned before for a comment wondering how well the FML mods are doing their jobs if such sucky FMLs are being posted up. So I'll just stick to the story. OP, tell us about how the yard was full of land mines or man-eating bees, and then you'll get a lot more FYLs. Til then, YDI.