Today, I tried to act nonchalant in front of my neighbors, and swing my lanyard around with my keys on it. It flew off my finger and into their yard. FML
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Today, whilst heading out the door to go to work, my lanyard got caught on the doorknob inside, and I watched my keys swing back inside as the door closed behind me. It was locked. FML
Today, I attempted a casual jog in my neighborhood. Halfway through, my shoelace snapped, and I tripped, skidding across someone’s lawn. The homeowner rushed out, not to help, but to ask why I was “attacking” their grass. FML
Today, I was on my patio trying to take photos of the amazing sunset. My phone slipped out of my hands and landed on my downstairs neighbor’s patio. When I asked for it back, they slammed the door in my face. I tried to climb over and get it myself. They called the cops on me. FML
Today, I was practicing my golf swing on my front lawn. I took a swing and on the backstroke the golf club slipped out of my hands. Next thing I know, it hits a neighbor's window, shatters it, and goes right into their living room. FML
Today, I bought a lanyard for my new car keys. "Epic Fail" was printed on it. Not two hours after getting it and putting my keys on it, I locked them in my car. I don't have a spare. FML
Today, I was running late for work. As I hurried out the door, I managed to trip over my own feet, fall off the front porch, and key my new car. FML
Today, I was tossing my car keys into the air and catching them. I threw them up really high, only to have them land in the branches of the palm tree outside my door, at the very top. FML
Today, I went swinging with my friend at the park. Seeing a few cute guys playing basketball, I tried to act cute, laughing loudly and letting my hair fly all over the place. Just as they look over the swing broke. I fell on my face, my jeans sliding down, mooning them. They laughed hysterically. FML
Today, I was looking for my condo keys, thinking I had left them in my mailbox on the first floor the night before. Leaving to check, I realized I'd forgot to take them out of my door when I had come in, leaving them in the keyhole. FML
Today, I inadvertently gave passers by the middle finger as I tried to stop my glasses from sliding off my face. FML
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Top comments
hawkmcge3 0
oh no! I couldn't keep a lanyard on ur finger they must hate u now
picklezz123 5
whatever not a big deal
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Comments (141)
kareem92 2
Pure brilliance
bugwub 0
I hate it when people do that. YDI
kkbanks 0
worst FML
illmatic2 16
Agreed.
I_have_no_clue 0
F our lives for having to read this stupid shit!
drpepperrules 0
agree with 40!
nerdsgetmehot 23
Sorry, but I fail to see how this is a life-ruining moment. Just go and get your keys! Problem solved. People have done a lot less intelligent things.
knypny 0
maybe the neighbors yard was on fire
CloudEnvy 17
The neighbours have flame-throwers.
grimspook76 0
Oh shit. You're keys flew into the yard? You're life is ******* ruined.
anorexicbarbie 8
your
nerdsgetmehot 23
Or maybe the neighbor's yard consists of a giant pond full of sharks.
knypny 0
fire breathing sharks
Trollz4daLULZ 2
with laser eyes
rafiki19 1
what's a lanyard ?
MarkerofMagic 0
read what I replied to number 32
Lounia_fml 8
You're retarded OP. Why would you try to act nonchalantly anyway? who did you kill before stepping out of your house..? And why is it such a big deal that your keys ended up in the neighbor's yard?
randomviolet 0
so what if it went in thier yard it is not like they are gonna Chase ya with a chainsaw and kill you so ask them to give u keys back or run and get em
rafiki19 1
oh never mind I read what that guy said. :$