Today, I took my girlfriend out to eat at a diner where my friend works. My friend was our waiter but too busy to talk much. He texted me after we'd left to tell me that my girlfriend had slipped him her number. FML
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Today, I was at lunch with my girlfriend. The waitress came up and asked for her number, then asked if she had a significant other. I laughed as my girlfriend gave the waitress her number. They're going on a date, tonight. FML
Today, I took a friend out for what I thought was date. After dinner was over and I paid, she pulled the bill out and wrote her name phone number on it for the waiter. FML
Today, I was out to dinner with a friend I had a crush on. The whole time, he was flirting with the waitress while I was trying to get him to notice me. When we got the check, he looked at her and said, "She's not my girlfriend, I only go out with pretty girls. So, can I have your number?" FML
Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. When it came time for us to leave, I saw him write something on the receipt for our waitress. I managed to get a quick look; it was his number. FML
Today, I served my good friend and his girlfriend at the restaurant where I work. They did a "dine and dash". FML
Today, I made plans with an old friend that I haven't seen in years. We agreed to meet at a diner and I told him I'd be standing outside. I watched him pull up, look right at me, then do something with his phone. Seconds later, I got a text saying, "Sorry, but I'm busy today and can't make it." FML
Today, my friend and I went to a bar for drinks. I noticed this cute girl and went over to say "Hi." I had a great conversation with her and I asked for her number before she left. She passed it to me on a piece of paper with instructions specifying for my friend to call her and not me. FML
Today, I went out with a friend to grab some food and we were served by this really cute and fun waiter. Stepping out of my comfort zone and deciding to do something crazy, I left my phone number on the bill. I got home only to realize that I forgot to pay the bill. FML
Today, I invited my girlfriend to go eat out, hoping to put her in a really romantic mood. She decided to tell her friend, who then invited herself and another couple along. I ended up being made fifth wheel, and had to sit alone at an adjacent table. FML
Today, I flirted with the cashier at the local bagel joint. I complimented her unique blue hair and got her number. Later on that evening, she served my girlfriend and me our food at a different restaurant. FML
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pikachulove14 14
At least he is a good friend and told you.
lukeyhoward79236 17
At least you found out that way, rather than her attempting cheating on you, and your friend was honest to tell you what happened, you have a good friend there
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Comments (104)
kakakarotcake 17
your friend is a true bro
_Princess_Peach_ 9
This could be one of those shitty sitcom situations where you go crazy and then find out she was throwing you a suprise party or some gay crap. Talk to her and when you know for sure she's a ***** *****, THEN go for it :)
laden_swallow09 34
6- I don't think you understand what the word "awkward" means.
the_shift 13
"Bros before hoes"
KylarStern19 7
Hey OP least yo boy is a good bro letting you know dump da hoe
RamiUSMC 9
great friend you got there but bad girlfriend
crystalxa 35
What a great girlfriend!... said no one ever
jhs578650 9
There are multiple scenarios that would explain him having her phone number, and if she is skilled at deception she would know that. The best way to catch her is to have your friend call her and setup a date, then walk in on it. There isn't much she could say to explain that away.
VeganVampyre 26
Yes, if he had just found out that would be awkward. But since his friend told him about it right away it's not awkward, the girlfriend is just a bitch.
JaneDoe1024 6
he is a good friend! make sure you ditch her and keep him.