Today, I took my girlfriend out to eat at a diner where my friend works. My friend was our waiter but too busy to talk much. He texted me after we'd left to tell me that my girlfriend had slipped him her number. FML
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Today, I was at lunch with my girlfriend. The waitress came up and asked for her number, then asked if she had a significant other. I laughed as my girlfriend gave the waitress her number. They're going on a date, tonight. FML
Today, I took a friend out for what I thought was date. After dinner was over and I paid, she pulled the bill out and wrote her name phone number on it for the waiter. FML
Today, I was out to dinner with a friend I had a crush on. The whole time, he was flirting with the waitress while I was trying to get him to notice me. When we got the check, he looked at her and said, "She's not my girlfriend, I only go out with pretty girls. So, can I have your number?" FML
Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. When it came time for us to leave, I saw him write something on the receipt for our waitress. I managed to get a quick look; it was his number. FML
Today, I served my good friend and his girlfriend at the restaurant where I work. They did a "dine and dash". FML
Today, I made plans with an old friend that I haven't seen in years. We agreed to meet at a diner and I told him I'd be standing outside. I watched him pull up, look right at me, then do something with his phone. Seconds later, I got a text saying, "Sorry, but I'm busy today and can't make it." FML
Today, my friend and I went to a bar for drinks. I noticed this cute girl and went over to say "Hi." I had a great conversation with her and I asked for her number before she left. She passed it to me on a piece of paper with instructions specifying for my friend to call her and not me. FML
Today, I went out with a friend to grab some food and we were served by this really cute and fun waiter. Stepping out of my comfort zone and deciding to do something crazy, I left my phone number on the bill. I got home only to realize that I forgot to pay the bill. FML
Today, I invited my girlfriend to go eat out, hoping to put her in a really romantic mood. She decided to tell her friend, who then invited herself and another couple along. I ended up being made fifth wheel, and had to sit alone at an adjacent table. FML
Today, I flirted with the cashier at the local bagel joint. I complimented her unique blue hair and got her number. Later on that evening, she served my girlfriend and me our food at a different restaurant. FML
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pikachulove14 14
At least he is a good friend and told you.
lukeyhoward79236 17
At least you found out that way, rather than her attempting cheating on you, and your friend was honest to tell you what happened, you have a good friend there
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Comments (104)
DaddyDank 2
You should **** with her have your friend text her back. Schedule a date then when she shows up to said date be with your friend and a bunch of girls and belittle the **** out of that bitch!
Obey_StudBoii 23
This solves the situation how? Instead of acting immature settle it like a grown adult. I'm pretty sure most of us here are of age
DaddyDank 2
Ehhh I was trying to be comedic about it. If I was in a situation like this... I'd just straight up tell her it's over. Now if I was the friend Id call her out in front of the whole diner. She doesn't deserve hate but she needs to learn somehow. I advise the OP to teach her a lesson. So she doesn't go out and do the same thing to some other dude.
Yeliab333 20
wow good thing you have a good honest friend and he told you
Larry01_fml 19
you have an awesome friend and a stupid girlfriend
relaxeazy 24
That is what you call a good friend
red225 14
He's a true bro
Fernando83 19
You need to go out in public and embarrass the heck out of her. Perhaps you can take her out to dinner again and ditch her there sticking her with the check and looking for a ride home.
WhiteCrimson 23
Honest friends are hard to come by man
fgomez93 2
Bros before hoes
worldclassrager 39
Time to ask her why...and since he did notify you that's for sure that he is not intreated...
Murilirum 23
You sir need to keep the friend and loose the girl.