Today, I took my girlfriend out to eat at a diner where my friend works. My friend was our waiter but too busy to talk much. He texted me after we'd left to tell me that my girlfriend had slipped him her number. FML
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Today, I was at lunch with my girlfriend. The waitress came up and asked for her number, then asked if she had a significant other. I laughed as my girlfriend gave the waitress her number. They're going on a date, tonight. FML
Today, I took a friend out for what I thought was date. After dinner was over and I paid, she pulled the bill out and wrote her name phone number on it for the waiter. FML
Today, I was out to dinner with a friend I had a crush on. The whole time, he was flirting with the waitress while I was trying to get him to notice me. When we got the check, he looked at her and said, "She's not my girlfriend, I only go out with pretty girls. So, can I have your number?" FML
Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. When it came time for us to leave, I saw him write something on the receipt for our waitress. I managed to get a quick look; it was his number. FML
Today, I served my good friend and his girlfriend at the restaurant where I work. They did a "dine and dash". FML
Today, I made plans with an old friend that I haven't seen in years. We agreed to meet at a diner and I told him I'd be standing outside. I watched him pull up, look right at me, then do something with his phone. Seconds later, I got a text saying, "Sorry, but I'm busy today and can't make it." FML
Today, my friend and I went to a bar for drinks. I noticed this cute girl and went over to say "Hi." I had a great conversation with her and I asked for her number before she left. She passed it to me on a piece of paper with instructions specifying for my friend to call her and not me. FML
Today, I went out with a friend to grab some food and we were served by this really cute and fun waiter. Stepping out of my comfort zone and deciding to do something crazy, I left my phone number on the bill. I got home only to realize that I forgot to pay the bill. FML
Today, I invited my girlfriend to go eat out, hoping to put her in a really romantic mood. She decided to tell her friend, who then invited herself and another couple along. I ended up being made fifth wheel, and had to sit alone at an adjacent table. FML
Today, I flirted with the cashier at the local bagel joint. I complimented her unique blue hair and got her number. Later on that evening, she served my girlfriend and me our food at a different restaurant. FML
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pikachulove14 14
At least he is a good friend and told you.
lukeyhoward79236 17
At least you found out that way, rather than her attempting cheating on you, and your friend was honest to tell you what happened, you have a good friend there
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Comments (104)
thisisthestupid 18
Wow she should die in a hole and get eaten by coyotes Your friend should if slipped her a note saying " **** off bitch. I'm friends with you bf" Piece of shit Tell me where she is Ill burn her alive like my grandparents did
Welshite 39
You shouldn't take your username so literally.
queerdragon 20
Awkward would be the guy walking in on his girlfriend ******* another dude. This is just one of those times you ditch the trash before it starts to stink up your life.
gavagoul 10
At least you have a truthful friend.
kamareaux 24
Looks like he's the keeper.
arre2006 19
Bros before hoes
AnthonyMoye 1
Have her over at the house and invite him over. Make it super awkward (without letting on you know, of course) then tell her to beat it. No need for explanation. She knows what she did.
Pixxiie 2
Geez, what a girlfriend -.-" At least you have an honest friend who told you what happened :D
Imaginationn 6
At least you have an honest friend. Dump the hoe and treat him to a beer
Obey_StudBoii 23
At least he's a good friend and was honest with you. Best of luck.
Jst4kicks 16
now thatd a homeboy, dump that bitch