Love: Today, I took a friend out for what I thought was date. After...

By Noname - 16/02/2009 06:41 - United States

Today, I took a friend out for what I thought was date. After dinner was over and I paid, she pulled the bill out and wrote her name phone number on it for the waiter. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/08/2012 11:39 - United States - Desoto

Today, I went out with a friend to grab some food and we were served by this really cute and fun waiter. Stepping out of my comfort zone and deciding to do something crazy, I left my phone number on the bill. I got home only to realize that I forgot to pay the bill. FML

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Dash and dine

By Anonymous - 06/09/2020 16:01 - United States - Saint Paul

Today, I was on a dinner date. Went really well. She said she was excited to have date number two. It came to paying. I went up to pay. Turned around. She had gone. Number blocked. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/09/2013 07:15 - United States - Petrolia

Today, I took my girlfriend out to eat at a diner where my friend works. My friend was our waiter but too busy to talk much. He texted me after we'd left to tell me that my girlfriend had slipped him her number. FML

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By unloved - 17/04/2012 14:54 - United States

Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. When it came time for us to leave, I saw him write something on the receipt for our waitress. I managed to get a quick look; it was his number. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2014 18:46 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I went on a date with a girl my friend set me up with. I thought we got along great, until after dessert, when I asked if she'd be interested in doing this again. She just said, "Nahhh" then got up and casually left, stiffing me on the bill. FML

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By Iron11 - 14/06/2016 20:52

Today, I had a date with a girl I've liked for a while. We went out to a nice Italian restaurant for dinner. I was obviously going to pay, but when the bill came I realized I'd forgotten my wallet. When I told her, she thought I was a cheap liar and now she won't answer my calls. FML

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Tonight on First Dates

By Anonymous - 02/04/2024 15:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a date that went well, until the bill came and she quickly shoved it in my direction, then went to the loo. Rude, but I thought nothing of it… until our waiter took pity and told me I’m the fourth guy she’s had this week who'd been made to pay for her. I paid half, then went home. FML

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By steak through the heart - 18/11/2014 18:57 - United States - El Monte

Today, I went on a date. I took her out to an expensive steak house. When she was done eating, she got up, said she was married, and told me she only accepted the date because I'd be paying for it. FML

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By hihipanda - 30/08/2009 12:58 - Singapore

Today, my friend and I went to a bar for drinks. I noticed this cute girl and went over to say "Hi." I had a great conversation with her and I asked for her number before she left. She passed it to me on a piece of paper with instructions specifying for my friend to call her and not me. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/03/2017 22:00

Today, my boyfriend and I had a lovely dinner date. Our waitress was really sweet, so we talked about leaving her a big tip. When we got home, we discovered we both thought the other person had left it. FML

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mclovin_fml 0

Monday 16 February 2009 16:27

wow what a bitch. even if she didnt know it was a date, if you paid for her, that is absurdly rude.

runmymouth 0

Wednesday 18 February 2009 19:52

Wow. -_-

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Peilin 0

Monday 16 February 2009 13:44

loma sorry but u really made me laugh out loud

mclovin_fml 0

Monday 16 February 2009 16:27

wow what a bitch. even if she didnt know it was a date, if you paid for her, that is absurdly rude.

lemonkid44 0

Monday 16 February 2009 16:56

wait wasn't this up a few weeks ago?

Speech_fml 0

Monday 16 February 2009 18:27

#9 I understand what you're saying, but in this case it's dicey since it's not out of the question for one friend to pay for another without romantic intentions (I'm assuming she's actually a friend and not a casual acquaintance). The fact that she didn't know it was a date is a bit of a sticking point as that's the kind of thing that should be nailed down when the offer is extended.

HerrKevin 0

Monday 16 February 2009 22:17

Very simple rule: If you haven't at least seen her naked yet, don't pay for the whole bill. Ever. It's an easy test to determine if the girl you are with is a bitch. If she expects you to pay, forget it.

grooverahul 0

Tuesday 17 February 2009 0:57

hahahahaha did you not see the signs?

sillypun 0

Wednesday 18 February 2009 1:48

truth is right on the money here.... Now, let this one soak in.... You are the kind of guy who can't get a girl who gives out her number to strangers/servers.

runmymouth 0

Wednesday 18 February 2009 19:52

Wow. -_-

CanadAssassiN 0

Sunday 22 February 2009 6:46

Yea, what everyone else sead... If they dont say in plain text: " its a date " then its probably not-but still its brutal for her to have done that right in front of you...