By Angela - 27/02/2011 01:56 - United States

Today, I made plans with an old friend that I haven't seen in years. We agreed to meet at a diner and I told him I'd be standing outside. I watched him pull up, look right at me, then do something with his phone. Seconds later, I got a text saying, "Sorry, but I'm busy today and can't make it." FML
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brentfahey 0

u should have gon up to his car and stare at him

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Adamantoise 0

He probably didn't recognize you... Eh, who am I kidding?

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brentfahey 0

u should have gon up to his car and stare at him

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gingersss 5

or say that you just saw him in his car

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xx000o 27

or tell him how fat he has become since you last saw him.

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PYLrulz 17

or how gray his hair has become

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DoubleEdgedBlade 4

or tell him he is dressed up like a prostitute.

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milky953 0

you people remember that op is the ugly **** here..

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TheNinjaCat 10

D: as if you just broke the chain!! *shuuun*.

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TheNinjaCat 10

Hahaha first thing that popped into my mind xD and giggle is a funny word too :3

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brentfahey 0

or take a shit on the windshield of his car

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yehr 0

ftw!! that would have been on the spot punishment :D!!!!! lmao!!

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Adamantoise 0

He probably didn't recognize you... Eh, who am I kidding?

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j300zx 0

Hey maybe he did have something to do and he remembered as soon as he got there! NOT!!!! haha sucks.

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sixfoot2 0

I'm trying to give him the benefit of the doubt but he's a real jerk! he couldve at least told you to your face.

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spoilt_ 15

How would that help? telling her face to face he was "busy"

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TheNinjaCat 10

poor you! guess he was intimidated by your awesomeness an thought he would y be able to keep up with you :3

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Cookie4U 0

Hey, totally irellivant but I was looking at youreofile and uhhhm mind if I add you on XBL?

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TheNinjaCat 10

Sure go aghead, I'll confirm it when it's back from the shop :3

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thrAsHeRr9081 16

Way to look at the positive side of things :)

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TheNinjaCat 10

haha I try to do it for everything :3 and D: my comment got moderated!

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TheNinjaCat 10

wanna say that again? I'd like to see a picture of you. I'm not afraid to put unphotoshopped pictures up. no what? I'll change it, 'specially for you. stupid twat

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Feverrotes 15

What an asshole. Be glad you found out right away that you need not waste anymore time with that loser.

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maddiester 5

well next time fix yourself up? you never know who you're gonna meet. but at least you know he's a dick.

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AnagenisisZagus 13

Who is to say she looked a ragged mess? Because when you ASSUME, you make an ass out of you .....

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teentee401 36

...you? Come on don't leave us in suspense! :D Jk

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missryena 1

This is pathetic, you live a sad life.... I would never wait for a man in my life, I'd have him wait for me!

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HSOMGF 5

She was meeting him, not waiting for him you idiot.

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ohthebloodygore 16

9, I agree with 11. You're an idiot. Besides, what's wrong with 'waiting' for a guy?

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krazy_glu3 0

what makes you think a guy would wait for you?

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BleakAsFcuk 0

Good luck finding a guy who would wait for such a bitch. Don't get me wrong, I'm all for chivalry.

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AnagenisisZagus 13

"Ah, there she i-... WOAH! WHAT THE **** HAPPENED TO HER FACE?!" No mystery there, OP.

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missryena 1

Ur ****** dumb HSOMFG ... Same shit

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