Transportation: Today, I took my driver's test. I was so nervous that I peed... - FML

By Anonymous - 20/11/2010 15:46 - United States

Today, I took my driver's test. I was so nervous that I peed my pants halfway through the exam. FML

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By anonymous - 20/10/2010 06:38 - New Zealand

Today, I got so nervous that I actually peed my pants during a job interview. FML

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By for shite's sake - 17/01/2015 22:24 - United Kingdom - Mirfield

Today, I took my driving test. I was really nervous, but I thought I did pretty well in the end. That is until I parked the car and looked to the examiner. He was visibly shaken. He said I'd passed, quickly filled in the paperwork and left. On the downside, my car still smells of his shart. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/02/2013 01:47 - Australia

Today, I took my driver's test. I did everything flawlessly, but my examiner kept all but pissing his pants throughout. He yelled, "ARE YOU TRYING TO GET US KILLED?!" when I drove past a traffic light just as it was about to turn red. The road was almost empty. He failed me on the spot. FML

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By sopissed - 13/06/2012 18:13 - United States - Laurel

Today, I went to take my driver's test, and I did almost everything perfectly. The last thing was to back into a driveway. As I went to put my hand on the passenger seat to look over my shoulder, I got so nervous that I hit my instructor in the face. FML

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By chevygirl51 - 28/05/2014 21:12 - United States

Today, I took my driving test. It was all going well until out of habit from driving with my boyfriend, I reached over and held my instructor's hand. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2024 09:00 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I took my driver's test, whereby I forgot everything, panicked, and closed my eyes while yelling, "Jesus take the wheel!" FML

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By notdrivinganytimesoon - 04/03/2015 02:35 - United States - Richardson

Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML

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By jojo - 06/05/2009 19:11 - United States

Today, while driving home I had to pee really bad, so I speeded up to get home quicker. I got pulled over for speeding and peed my pants. The cop, assuming I was drunk, made me take a sobriety test. I had to walk a straight line with piss all over my pants at 2:00 in the afternoon. FML

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By f.m. - 23/07/2018 16:00

Today, I took my driving test. I was nervous, but I thought I followed the rules of the road pretty well. My tester ended up failing me for "backing out too slowly". FML

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Bladder control

By Anonymous - 27/08/2023 14:00

Today, while driving my son and his friend home, I was so frantic to pee, I was bouncing up and down in my seat. I stopped and ran into a store but it was too late. There was a line and I made it 11 seconds. I was radiating heat from the humiliation of walking past dozens of people after peeing my pants. I even apologized. FML

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memo619 0

Saturday 20 November 2010 19:25

did you pass?

DocBastard 38

Saturday 20 November 2010 21:11

canoe* Wait, how do you play this game?

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Saturday 20 November 2010 23:49

Oh, stop exaggerating. If Ignorance antagonized every commenter who uses piss-poor grammar and lazy puns, most FML commenters would be crying themselves to sleep on a regular basis.

jakeisawake 3

Sunday 21 November 2010 0:12

You should probably start doing some kegel exercises. It might help better your chances against using a piss pot in the car.

ambliv 0

Sunday 21 November 2010 0:16

Ignorance, you're really ******* annoying.

colombiancartel 0

Sunday 21 November 2010 0:49

53,she is just a kid who aspires being an english instructor one day.

yusaku02 20

Sunday 21 November 2010 1:01

YDI, driving tests are easy as sh*t and nothing to freak out over.

bennyboy111 7

Sunday 21 November 2010 1:33

haha win

DocBastard 38

Sunday 21 November 2010 1:45

columbian - is there something wrong with that? I doubt it's true, but if it were, is it a bad thing that someone wants to be an English teacher? I have some news for you - teachers are the most underpaid, under-appreciated people on the planet. Oh, and by the way... aspires to be*

DishHeads 9

Sunday 21 November 2010 2:13

happened to me once during a math exam ... barely made the passing grade phew...

Lozza111 0

Sunday 21 November 2010 2:18

haha, yeah, the guy taking me ended up getting us lost, telling me how to do everything, talking about his mustache and saying he wanted to wax his legs so he could be a cross dresser... I wasn't nervous after that =P

Brooke4494 0

Sunday 21 November 2010 3:35

Haha I have said I'm that nervous but I thought that was impossible

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