FML : Today, I had an accident at work. Not the kind involving worker's compensation. The kind involving desperately scrubbing my office chair with paper towels,...

Today, I had an accident at work. Not the kind involving worker's compensation. The kind involving desperately scrubbing my office chair with paper towels, before going home to change my pants. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By shart - / Wednesday 9 March 2016 02:48 / Canada - Calgary

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By trellz17 | 19

#6555537 - Wednesday 9 March 2016 18:04

That's one of my worst fears, I hope not too many people noticed.

By mld4657 | 28

#6555533 - Wednesday 9 March 2016 18:03

well shit.. oh you already did..

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By HrothgarXII | 21

#6555525 - Wednesday 9 March 2016 18:01

Ooooh no
And eeeeew no

By madgodvw | 7

#6555527 - Wednesday 9 March 2016 18:02

Heh, u peed urself

trellz17 | 19

#6555532 - Wednesday 9 March 2016 18:03

He wishes he did.

By Kieranr10 | 23

#6555528 - Wednesday 9 March 2016 18:02

Look on the bright side, at least your not injured.

v4valour | 15

#6555538 - Wednesday 9 March 2016 18:04

Tell his confidence that

By freyday | 18

#6555529 - Wednesday 9 March 2016 18:02

Oh my gosh, that's so shitty

By v4valour | 15

#6555531 - Wednesday 9 March 2016 18:03

Are you a musician? Because it seems you hit the brown note

By mld4657 | 28

#6555533 - Wednesday 9 March 2016 18:03

well shit.. oh you already did..

By Swandive235 | 27

#6555534 - Wednesday 9 March 2016 18:03

Stop the puns everyone, and that must've sucked big time. I hope you didn't make a huge deal out of it, and few people noticed.

By hacksaw246 | 24

#6555535 - Wednesday 9 March 2016 18:03

You just had to go there didn't you?

By trellz17 | 19

#6555537 - Wednesday 9 March 2016 18:04

That's one of my worst fears, I hope not too many people noticed.

By Adeptus_Astartes | 22

#6555540 - Wednesday 9 March 2016 18:06

What have you done! These puns have been forbidden by the prophets, you have surely doomed us all!

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