Bladder control

By Anonymous - 27/08/2023 14:00

Today, while driving my son and his friend home, I was so frantic to pee, I was bouncing up and down in my seat. I stopped and ran into a store but it was too late. There was a line and I made it 11 seconds. I was radiating heat from the humiliation of walking past dozens of people after peeing my pants. I even apologized. FML
I agree, your life sucks 627
You deserved it 147

Same thing different taste

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Well, your son's friend now has infinite leverage over your son! "Gimme your lunch money or I tell everyone your mom pees her pants."

Boyufd 24

if you're a guy, why not outside? if you're a woman, I'm sorry

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Well, your son's friend now has infinite leverage over your son! "Gimme your lunch money or I tell everyone your mom pees her pants."

Boyufd 24

if you're a guy, why not outside? if you're a woman, I'm sorry

Of course it was a woman - there's never a line at the men's room. Further proof of how men have it so much easier.