Transportation: Today, I took my driver's test. I was so nervous that I peed... - FML

By Anonymous - 20/11/2010 15:46 - United States

Today, I took my driver's test. I was so nervous that I peed my pants halfway through the exam. FML

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By anonymous - 20/10/2010 06:38 - New Zealand

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By for shite's sake - 17/01/2015 22:24 - United Kingdom - Mirfield

Today, I took my driving test. I was really nervous, but I thought I did pretty well in the end. That is until I parked the car and looked to the examiner. He was visibly shaken. He said I'd passed, quickly filled in the paperwork and left. On the downside, my car still smells of his shart. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/02/2013 01:47 - Australia

Today, I took my driver's test. I did everything flawlessly, but my examiner kept all but pissing his pants throughout. He yelled, "ARE YOU TRYING TO GET US KILLED?!" when I drove past a traffic light just as it was about to turn red. The road was almost empty. He failed me on the spot. FML

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By sopissed - 13/06/2012 18:13 - United States - Laurel

Today, I went to take my driver's test, and I did almost everything perfectly. The last thing was to back into a driveway. As I went to put my hand on the passenger seat to look over my shoulder, I got so nervous that I hit my instructor in the face. FML

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By chevygirl51 - 28/05/2014 21:12 - United States

Today, I took my driving test. It was all going well until out of habit from driving with my boyfriend, I reached over and held my instructor's hand. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2024 09:00 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I took my driver's test, whereby I forgot everything, panicked, and closed my eyes while yelling, "Jesus take the wheel!" FML

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By notdrivinganytimesoon - 04/03/2015 02:35 - United States - Richardson

Today, I got pulled over during my driving test. FML

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By jojo - 06/05/2009 19:11 - United States

Today, while driving home I had to pee really bad, so I speeded up to get home quicker. I got pulled over for speeding and peed my pants. The cop, assuming I was drunk, made me take a sobriety test. I had to walk a straight line with piss all over my pants at 2:00 in the afternoon. FML

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By f.m. - 23/07/2018 16:00

Today, I took my driving test. I was nervous, but I thought I followed the rules of the road pretty well. My tester ended up failing me for "backing out too slowly". FML

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By Anonymous - 27/08/2023 14:00

Today, while driving my son and his friend home, I was so frantic to pee, I was bouncing up and down in my seat. I stopped and ran into a store but it was too late. There was a line and I made it 11 seconds. I was radiating heat from the humiliation of walking past dozens of people after peeing my pants. I even apologized. FML

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memo619 0

Saturday 20 November 2010 19:25

did you pass?

DocBastard 38

Saturday 20 November 2010 21:11

canoe* Wait, how do you play this game?

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Rocklegend51 3

Thursday 25 November 2010 2:45

Did they notice?

IshaBeauty11 0

Saturday 8 January 2011 19:55

omfg i can drive without pissing my pants and i'm 12

Dilwann 27

Friday 29 March 2013 1:28

You shouldn't be allowed even near a steering wheel. You shouldn't be proud of it and your parents obviously didn't do a good job.

Swiko 11

Thursday 22 September 2011 1:18

She's not a loser. Driving's goddamn terrifying. That's why I always make sure to piss before I get behind the wheel.

crystalrain17 14

Thursday 5 January 2012 6:38

You shouldn't be driving if you're that nervous; it's unsafe.

chevyboy2011 0

Friday 12 October 2012 4:11

that mother ****** wet their pants who the **** does that?

pickle_wibbs 10

Friday 26 October 2012 18:14

I failed my driving test today, reading this made me feel a little better about that! Sorry about the pant wetting though love..

Shazam25 7

Friday 23 August 2013 11:58

Um. Ew.

ChicanoPerez 6

Sunday 1 December 2013 17:35

Should've done it after the test.

kikihp731 16

Sunday 13 July 2014 7:15

I can't seem to follow your logic.

HEnRyEdwardsIII 15

Saturday 6 May 2017 4:45

sorry but if you can't handle driving 20 miles an hour, or making a k turn in an empty street I am not sure you're ready for the idiots on the road today... a few more hours of practice, and a few less trips to Starbucks would be my recommendation.

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