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By Caz Today, I got on the Megabus for a 6-hour journey from London to Plymouth. I then realised I'd forgotten to fill up my water bottle and charge my iPod. It's a fully packed, sweaty hot loud coach. FML I agree, your life sucks 2264 You deserved it 1277 11 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - Ireland Today, I cycled 30 minutes through hail and rain to get my pregnant girlfriend the crisps she was craving. When I made it back, she didn't want them anymore. FML I agree, your life sucks 43317 You deserved it 7857 218 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By THOMASisMYname - Canada Today, I went out drinking with my friends. Being safe as we were a little intoxicated, we took a taxi back. The cab driver was also drunk. FML I agree, your life sucks 46753 You deserved it 4601 129 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By morethanredhands Today, while in the bathroom, I started absent-mindedly drumming on my thighs. I didn't stop to think that people outside would think I was masturbating. FML I agree, your life sucks 26633 You deserved it 7763 119 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By not jacked - United States - East Hartford Today, my friend spotted for me while I was lifting a barbell. He thought it would be hilarious to tickle my armpits as I lifted it all the way up. I can still taste vomit in my mouth and it hurts to breathe. FML I agree, your life sucks 23034 You deserved it 1540 66 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By sick of this shit - Canada - Kelowna Today, my grandma got drunk, tried to change the TV channel with my Xbox controller, and slurred at me to fuck off when I told her it wasn't the remote. She pulls this kind of crap way too often. FML I agree, your life sucks 19630 You deserved it 1522 26 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - Altamonte Springs Today, in the middle of a presentation, I fought a shart, but the shart won. FML I agree, your life sucks 26229 You deserved it 2817 77 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By TheyHaveMyAddress - United States - Jackson Today, my boyfriend and I went to a restaurant so I could apply for a job, and we decided to eat there. After we finished, I went to start the car. When we got home, I asked him how much the bill came to. Apparently he didn't pay. I had already given them my completed application. FML I agree, your life sucks 47535 You deserved it 7296 81 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By actor my ass - Canada Today, trying to be romantic, I invited my girlfriend over to watch a movie. I said she could pick one up on the way, and I'd pay for it later. I ended up having to suffer through some "movie" that involved nothing but Nicolas Cage gurning like a stroke victim between crappy fight scenes. FML I agree, your life sucks 12258 You deserved it 29022 312 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, my friend asked why I always smell like a dead animal carcass. I have no idea. FML I agree, your life sucks 28103 You deserved it 7884 182 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By kenleybunch - United States - Greenville Today, I invited my long-lost best friend over, because I haven't seen her much since she got a new boyfriend. 20 minutes into hanging out, he showed up at my door. He still hasn't left, and they're having sex on my couch right now. FML I agree, your life sucks 59468 You deserved it 7533 151 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By peepee. - United States Today, I told my boyfriend I had to go to the bathroom. He said "Okay baby, go drop your load." He also used the same voice as when he talks to his cat. FML I agree, your life sucks 25585 You deserved it 4435 135 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Ants everywhere but my pants - United States - Sun City Center Today, I left the windows open because I live in Florida without air conditioning because the asshole landlord won't fix it. There was nice cool air from the rain. I've killed about 100 flying ants that have made their way inside. Now I have a hot house with closed windows and flying ants. FML I agree, your life sucks 14010 You deserved it 1513 45 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By motorboatofdoom - 30/3/2020 05:00 Nice way to go, really Today, I learned that my girlfriend is terrified of me seeing her sex faces, so she violently squished my face between her boobs during sex. I then had a severe asthma attack because I couldn't breathe properly. FML I agree, your life sucks 2012 You deserved it 260 7 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, I walked into work to see my boss's hot son. I wanted him to notice me, so I did my "sexy walk". I then slipped and fell onto my desk, broke my desk, and sprained my wrist. Oh he noticed me alright. FML I agree, your life sucks 16296 You deserved it 50134 193 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By meow - United States Today, my boyfriend informed me that sharing a bed with me was like sleeping with a seizing cat. FML I agree, your life sucks 26689 You deserved it 4479 39 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By MadMax - United States - Nashua Today, I rode my motorcycle to an appointment and parked in the parking garage. When I got out, some ass had pushed my bike from the spot and had boxed it in between the wall and his car. Apparently, he felt he deserved the spot more than me and didn't care if I wanted to leave. FML I agree, your life sucks 44185 You deserved it 3864 167 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - Canyon Country Today, I walked in on my mom blow-drying my grinning dad's pubes. FML I agree, your life sucks 36129 You deserved it 4549 95 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - Lewistown Today, I am sick of watching my friend's dog while she is on vacation. In four days, this dog has shredded my mattress, peed on my couches, chewed my kitchen chairs, and attacked my dog while she slept. My friend won't answer her phone, but she does update Facebook non-stop. Ten days to go. FML I agree, your life sucks 7044 You deserved it 685 41 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By apparentlytoofat - 26/4/2020 05:00 Superficial World Today, my husband said he thinks of me as more of a roommate than a romantic interest, and he’s wouldn't be that attracted to me unless I lose another 20 pounds. I was just celebrating that I’d lost 5 pounds already in April. Stress makes it harder to lose weight. FML I agree, your life sucks 2153 You deserved it 285 22 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By MsGamerLady - 8/11/2020 17:02 - United States In-laws, in-fighting Today, like every time I visit the in-laws, my father-in-law is driving me crazy. He gets all holier than thou sometimes, and even my mother-in-law agrees he just talks to hear himself speak. It gets so bad that I resort to cleaning their house to ignore him. At least then he leaves me alone. Starting their dishes in 5. FML I agree, your life sucks 803 You deserved it 84 3 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By ke - United States Today, I did something clever at work and I was telling one of the other girls about it. I said "Just using my noodle" and went to tap my temple but instead I jabbed myself in the eye. FML I agree, your life sucks 7824 You deserved it 30741 74 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By SterlingSilver91 - Canada Today, I woke up to a text from a girl I had slept with two nights ago. It read, "Please don't get mad if you notice a rash on your private parts. Sorry in advance." FML I agree, your life sucks 28062 You deserved it 42561 207 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - Australia - Melbourne Today, I discovered why the toilet seat is often sticky in the morning. My husband is too lazy to lift the seat, instead opting to pee all over it and sleepily wipe it down with loo paper if he notices a splash. He doesn't see why it's a problem since he 'cleans' it. FML I agree, your life sucks 7379 You deserved it 756 23 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By unicornlovet - Canada - Calgary Today, I filled in for my absent pregnant co-worker like I have done since she went on disability a month ago, at the job I’ve been doing for 15 months. Today the replacement they hired also came to work, and I had to train her since she has more experience and got the maternity leave position over me. FML I agree, your life sucks 1867 You deserved it 207 13 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By CodeJunky - United States Today, I found out how far my car can go after the fuel light comes on: All the way to the stoplight before the nearest gas station. FML I agree, your life sucks 18543 You deserved it 4881 43 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By crazy mother in law Today, my husband told my mother-in-law that we're trying to have a baby. She decided to call me and explain in extreme detail what positions to try, and when. FML I agree, your life sucks 45960 You deserved it 4991 99 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By deaddoggy - New Zealand - Palmerston North Today, I took my 17 year-old dog, who had been my best friend my entire life right from when I was born, to be euthanised. I had booked in advance. The vet ambled in all spritely and cheerfully asked, "Just here for a checkup, aye?" FML I agree, your life sucks 23932 You deserved it 1512 56 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - Colorado Springs Today, my toddler son walked up to my older daughter and kissed her chest, then said, "I kissed the boob." I have no idea where he learned that word. FML I agree, your life sucks 9851 You deserved it 969 27 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By confused - Australia - Glen Waverley Today, I was at University when a giant mascot started walking in my direction. As they walked past, they whispered my name seductively. I still don't know who it was. FML I agree, your life sucks 40574 You deserved it 5304 136 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By anonymous - United States Today, I was playing Apples to Apples with my girlfriend and a few others. The card that was drawn was labeled "pathetic". Among other cards that were laid down in attempts to be similar to "pathetic" was my girlfriend's card. She won with a create-a-card labeled "my sex life". FML I agree, your life sucks 24071 You deserved it 4853 81 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By murp - Canada - Calgary Today, I went out for a few drinks with some friends. All night, I kept smiling and showing off my newly brace-free teeth. Later on, one of my friends drunkly asked, "Why does she keep smiling? Her teeth are fucking jacked." FML I agree, your life sucks 26457 You deserved it 3172 101 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By RosesAreRed - United States Today, I received a bouquet of flowers. I thought they might be from my crush, so I excitedly opened the card. It was from my druggie ex-boyfriend, who apparently can't move on with his life even after three years. The contents of the card? "Baby, I got you like a habit, and I can't give you up". FML I agree, your life sucks 26517 You deserved it 3610 118 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Fred - Japan Today, I went into a crowded store and tried out a blazer. I was thinking to myself how hot I looked in it when the manager tapped me on the shoulder and politely said, "Excuse me sir, that's a ladies' blazer." FML I agree, your life sucks 29428 You deserved it 10324 164 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Venus - United States - La Crescenta Today, upon being asked to name all the planets, I had to sing along to a Lady Gaga song in my head to remember them. FML I agree, your life sucks 32173 You deserved it 12494 126 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By they've been broken up for a year. - United States - Dallas Today, my girlfriend of 6 months yelled at me for not comforting her while she was crying because her ex got a new girlfriend, and "it's just not fair." FML I agree, your life sucks 34862 You deserved it 2626 133 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Brinty - Australia Today, I was napping with my boyfriend and his dog. The dog was making odd coughing noises, but my boyfriend refused to kick him out of the bed. A few moments later, I rolled onto my stomach, into a pile of dog vomit. FML I agree, your life sucks 38565 You deserved it 4530 42 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By drurbanXVII - United States Today, while playing The Sims 2, I realized I had a virtual person's whole life planned out, and have nothing planned out for myself. FML I agree, your life sucks 23202 You deserved it 49249 163 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Meghan Elise Today, I found that there were charges of almost 2,000 dollars on my bank account. Some asshole in Florida stole my money. I have bills and that was money I saved to buy myself a new car. FML I agree, your life sucks 2283 You deserved it 146 16 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Stressed Mother - United States - Piscataway Today, after months of job hunting, I finally got a phone call. They were impressed with me. That's when my son decided to throw a tantrum asking for food. After some silence, the caller told me they were looking for someone who wasn't juggling little kids at home and hung up. My son is 20. FML I agree, your life sucks 37886 You deserved it 5952 144 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
Today, I found out that my cross-dressing father and my recently deceased mother were having a much more "open" relationship then they'd let on, when the... I agree, your life sucks 34 You deserved it 6 0 Comments
Today, I caught up with a good friend and he let me rant about my sexless marriage. He was really understanding and supportive. I got home and he sent... I agree, your life sucks 649 You deserved it 138 4 Comments