Today, I took my driver's test. I did everything flawlessly, but my examiner kept all but pissing his pants throughout. He yelled, "ARE YOU TRYING TO GET US KILLED?!" when I drove past a traffic light just as it was about to turn red. The road was almost empty. He failed me on the spot. FML
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Today, I took my driving test. I was nervous, but I thought I followed the rules of the road pretty well. My tester ended up failing me for "backing out too slowly". FML
Today, I took my driving test. I was really nervous, but I thought I did pretty well in the end. That is until I parked the car and looked to the examiner. He was visibly shaken. He said I'd passed, quickly filled in the paperwork and left. On the downside, my car still smells of his shart. FML
Today, I went to take my driver's test, and I did almost everything perfectly. The last thing was to back into a driveway. As I went to put my hand on the passenger seat to look over my shoulder, I got so nervous that I hit my instructor in the face. FML
Today, I was taking my driving test and everything was going perfectly. As I pulled back into the testing center, I smiled because I knew I'd passed. Then I got out of the car without pulling the handbrake. The examiner had to jump back in and hit the brakes before it rolled into an actual parked car. FML
Today, I drove 45 minutes to take my full driver's test. At the end of the test, the instructor told me I'd done everything perfectly, but had failed before I left the parking lot. I didn't see the "one way" sign at the entrance. FML
Today, I took my driver's test. I was so nervous that I peed my pants halfway through the exam. FML
Today, I failed my driving test. The examiner insisted I that didn't check a junction before pulling out. I did, he just didn't notice because he was too busy staring at my chest. FML
Today, I took my driver's test. The woman administering it wouldn't even look at me, so trying to be friendly I said the first thing I could think of, "It must be scary getting in the car with someone you don't know!" She failed me for "excessive chatting." FML
Today, I took my driving test. As I was about to turn at a green light, a car sped toward us from the other direction, running a red light. My instructor failed me because I stopped to avoid getting rammed. Apparently I should have kept going, because it was my right of way. FML
Today, I passed my driver's test. As I was driving home, I was rear-ended. Rear-ended by the examiner that'd passed me. FML
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beehardxcore 26
For the test, you need to play it overly safe. Then, once you're granted a license, drive like every other crazy ******.
Supergirl1988 16
Your and his perception of flawless driving clearly differ. I trust his judgement more.
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Comments (105)
mkid232 15
I'd fail you too. You need to drive safely, no matter how many cars on the road there are. You might end up getting too used to playing it risky otherwise, and cause a big wreck.
shorty6823 28
You never know who could come speeding through that green light.
SirCharles83 13
Next time, give the instructor a brake.
SirCharles83 13
Examiner*
jmacfan1 16
Where I live I the examiner ha to use the brake on the driving exam it's an automatic fail
kmccain 27
Where I'm from, the examiner doesn't have a break. We test in our own cars.
photoquilty 6
Yay, a pun! :)
PhishloverA 14
I failed my first driving test for going five over the speed limit. Don't feel too bad.
mbuck87 19
So you should...
Shilokitten666 19
They teach u that in drivers ed that even 1 over the speed limit is an auto fail so i would fail you too
rodgersfan 6
They didn't have drivers Ed here. And I passed going 3 over the speed limit. The only thing that I was counted off for on my test was apparently for "not looking long enough" before I changed lanes. So I was marked off 1 point.
Airman1988 9
If you have time to stop before a yellow light instead of speeding through you should in almost all circumstances. Saving a few minutes isn't worth risking the entire remainder of your life.
grumpybr 13
"Flawless drivers" like you are the reason most traffic accidents happen. If you are unable to be careful when someone is testing your hability to be safe while driving, I wonder what'll do when you drive alone.
Shilokitten666 19
You have a ninja H in your word ability
Ultimate_No 7
I don't know about Australia but in the US you're supposed to stop for yellow lights as long as it's safe to do so.
Ameel_fml 19
In Australia you're supposed to stop for yellow/orange lights too. Plenty of people don't though. :(
ColbyGB 13
You gotta make the instructor at least think you're safe...
mbuck87 19
Are you ******* retarded OP?
jmacfan1 16
You have to play it safe when taking a driving test. There are a lot of ways to fail. Trust me I know. I've failed the test three times. First time I was too close to the other lane. Second time accidentally back into someone's yard during the back up part. Oops. Third time I didn't stop behind the stop sign
journeytotheend 16
I think the law should change, whereas if you fail three times, you should have to wait a year to retake it
Ameel_fml 19
How do you "accidentally" back into someone's yard? o_O
nnnope 26
Cars have three mirrors for a reason, #30...
Alycat6363 15
You always stop for a yellow light unless you're past the point of no return when the light turns yellow. For a test, you always act like there are cars on the road even if there aren't. How does the instructor know you won't do that if there are other drivers?