Today, I took my driver's test. I did everything flawlessly, but my examiner kept all but pissing his pants throughout. He yelled, "ARE YOU TRYING TO GET US KILLED?!" when I drove past a traffic light just as it was about to turn red. The road was almost empty. He failed me on the spot. FML
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Today, I took my driving test. I was nervous, but I thought I followed the rules of the road pretty well. My tester ended up failing me for "backing out too slowly". FML
Today, I took my driving test. I was really nervous, but I thought I did pretty well in the end. That is until I parked the car and looked to the examiner. He was visibly shaken. He said I'd passed, quickly filled in the paperwork and left. On the downside, my car still smells of his shart. FML
Today, I went to take my driver's test, and I did almost everything perfectly. The last thing was to back into a driveway. As I went to put my hand on the passenger seat to look over my shoulder, I got so nervous that I hit my instructor in the face. FML
Today, I was taking my driving test and everything was going perfectly. As I pulled back into the testing center, I smiled because I knew I'd passed. Then I got out of the car without pulling the handbrake. The examiner had to jump back in and hit the brakes before it rolled into an actual parked car. FML
Today, I drove 45 minutes to take my full driver's test. At the end of the test, the instructor told me I'd done everything perfectly, but had failed before I left the parking lot. I didn't see the "one way" sign at the entrance. FML
Today, I took my driver's test. I was so nervous that I peed my pants halfway through the exam. FML
Today, I failed my driving test. The examiner insisted I that didn't check a junction before pulling out. I did, he just didn't notice because he was too busy staring at my chest. FML
Today, I took my driver's test. The woman administering it wouldn't even look at me, so trying to be friendly I said the first thing I could think of, "It must be scary getting in the car with someone you don't know!" She failed me for "excessive chatting." FML
Today, I took my driving test. As I was about to turn at a green light, a car sped toward us from the other direction, running a red light. My instructor failed me because I stopped to avoid getting rammed. Apparently I should have kept going, because it was my right of way. FML
Today, I passed my driver's test. As I was driving home, I was rear-ended. Rear-ended by the examiner that'd passed me. FML
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beehardxcore 26
For the test, you need to play it overly safe. Then, once you're granted a license, drive like every other crazy ******.
Supergirl1988 16
Your and his perception of flawless driving clearly differ. I trust his judgement more.
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Bacontree 14
I have to say I don't have much faith in the capacity of drivers to evaluate the quality of their own driving correctly, so I doubt you would have done everything flawlessly or he wouln't be screaming at everything.
NurseAbi 10
You deserved to fail. All the best drivers pass second time. I failed my first test for stalling. Jumping a red light is an automatic fail.
tayraaah 31
It takes a few seconds for a car to come out of no where and hit you.
infectedsense 15
This just reads so ridiculously subjectively it feels like you deserved it.
bexxiiee 11
I'd have failed you as well, that's a dangerous thing to do. Plus, you seem overly confident, bordering on cocky, so I highly doubt you were as good as you thought. YDI.
caitiebug1119 15
Yeah and you probably sped as fast as you could to get through that yellow light. You only go through a yellow light when you're being tested if you were already in the intersection when it turned yellow. I also bet that you were driving anything but "flawlessly". That guy has probably driven with hundreds of young drivers, so driving with them shouldn't make him that scared. Drive like a maniac AFTER you get the license.
thats_my_job 11
While in a drivers test you should be going the speed limit or below so there should have been more then enough time to stop the vehicle. Considering he was screaming the whole time I feel you are one of those oblivious drivers who thinks the world revolves around them. You will end up in a very scary accident if you continue driving like that. Maybe visit an emergency room before hitting the road again to see what happens to other "flawless" drivers.
WaywardDaughter 26
People like you are the reason people like me don't like driving... You think your "flawless" when in reality your dangerous.
Neongreenme 8
You know those guys drive through a lot of crazy ass shit. For him to yell that and fail you. You must suck at driving.
stormchaser24 24
Well, he is trained to judge driving skills. So I would trust he judgement more.