Transportation: Today, I failed my driving test. The examiner insisted I that...

By unlucky - 21/10/2010 13:55 - United Kingdom

Today, I failed my driving test. The examiner insisted I that didn't check a junction before pulling out. I did, he just didn't notice because he was too busy staring at my chest. FML

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Transportation

Triage

Is that even legal?

We need to know more!

By Anonymous - 10/11/2015 06:29 - United States - Du Bois

Today, my girlfriend and I were talking about the difference between the U.S. and Canada when she asked me if they have their own government. She wasn't sure if they were governed by the U.S. or if they didn't have a government at all. She's a 33-year-old college graduate. FML

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By helplesslover - 04/10/2009 06:13 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called and said he was stopping by to talk. I didn't understand why he would stop by, so I asked if he was going to break up with me, he said no. Half an hour later, he knocked on my door to break up with me. FML

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By ForeverAlone - 06/03/2013 22:28 - United States - O Fallon

Today, my boyfriend of a year and a half left me for another girl. Who was the only person who cared enough to comfort me? The girl he left me for. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2015 13:37 - United States - Palmer

Today, my boss forced me to come into work despite having a bad cold. While waiting a table, I violently sneezed and sprayed a child's face with snot. His dad got so pissed that my boss had to pretend to fire me just to calm him down. FML

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Back-seat parenting

By Anonymous - 18/10/2019 14:00

Today, I yelled at my oldest son for picking his little brother up by the throat. Only to then be yelled at my my mother-in-law for hurting his feelings. FML

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By p-man - 27/08/2009 07:34 - United States

Today, my friend and I went boating. In the middle of the lake, we decided to jump in. We put our valuables in the boat and jumped in. When I tried to get back in the boat, it flipped over, and our cellphones, along with my car keys, are at the bottom of the lake. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/07/2009 18:10 - United States

Today, was my first day working for a real estate company. just as I sat in my car my pants ripped hugely from my crotch all the way to the top of my pants and three inches wide. I was wearing a thong and we were on our way to show him an open house. FML

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By Noname - 14/03/2009 15:16 - United States

Today, I yelled at my spouse in front of 20 guests for not coming to blow out his birthday cake candles. Turns out he was in the other room, quietly changing his disabled friend's diaper. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2010 17:30 - United States

Today, I drove to the hospital to see my newborn. I went to the room, picked him out of the crate and held him. Then I heard the toilet flush and saw a woman who I didn't know come out. She screamed. My wife was in the room next door. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/01/2012 03:19 - United States

Today, my wife posted on Facebook, "FUCK THA POLICE!" She got 40 likes. I'm a police officer. FML

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By JK710 - 23/06/2009 01:13 - United States

Today, I discovered that the hearing in my left ear is still good. I haven't been able to hear that well out of it for 2 weeks and I thought I popped an eardrum and waited for it to heal. I stuck a Q-Tip in there to clean it out. Turns out there was actually a dead fly in my ear. For 2 weeks. FML

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By last literate - 27/10/2011 16:15 - Canada

Today, my boss made me run yet another stupid errand. When I delivered the paperwork to his office, I saw an email printout on his desk. Apparently, he has a plan in the works to get me "fried" next month. I'm not sure whether to give him a letter of resignation or a bottle of barbecue sauce. FML

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By girlsgottagotoo - 26/06/2016 20:52 - United States - Covina

Today, I passed a cashier when I came into a store. Later I passed him again as I was leaving, and he asked me if I needed help finding something because I had been in the store for a while. I told him I had been browsing upstairs, but in reality, I had been in the restroom the whole time. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/09/2010 10:17 - United States

Today, my new wife and I got back from our honeymoon. Her parents had dropped our wedding gifts off at our apartment, but didn't lock the door. We came home to start off our new life together to a wrecked apartment and no gifts. FML

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By sammsamm56 - 16/01/2011 19:27 - United States

Today, I found out that my over protective brother is going to move in with me when he gets out of jail. My chances of ever being in a relationship are now next to zero. FML

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By emergency - 25/01/2010 13:32 - Canada

Today, I discovered that my mom and her disgusting mess of a boyfriend refer to his penis as "the monkey." And she says that I hate him because I'M immature. FML

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By Emyka - 21/09/2016 10:51 - Austria

Today, at my job of 2 months, I'd taken it upon myself to water the plants around the office every day since they all looked a little sad. My boss then asked why so many of the fake plants were getting mouldy. My co-workers had watched me water plastic plants for 2 months and nobody bothered to tell me. FML

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By PCop - 02/08/2010 23:21 - United States

Today, I was bored out of my mind at work. I told my coworker he was lucky to be leaving early. I forgot the reason of his early departure was to go to his grandfather's funeral. FML

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By Hatemyjobbb - 01/05/2018 19:00

Today, my boss had me walk a mile to the nearest store to get food for a party because she didn't want to lose her parking space at work. Her shopping list had two gallons of juice and a 10lb bag of ice... I had my legs and arms. FML

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Introversion pains

By Anonymous - 01/09/2021 09:01 - United States - Steele

Today, I was trying to give my friend a present for his birthday. Unfortunately, he and most of my friends are loud extroverts. After what seemed like an hour of waiting for them to shut their pie holes so I could give my present to him, I just left it on the table and walked out. No one even noticed I was gone. FML

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Backseat drivers

By SadSister:( - 11/01/2015 00:15 - United States

Today, I was in the car with my 4-year-old sister and our puppy. Suddenly, she blurted out from the backseat, "I don't love you anymore." Shocked, I asked her to repeat herself. She looked me straight in the eye and said, "The puppy doesn't love you either." FML

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Cultural appropriation

By Christinne - 26/06/2021 04:01

Today, I had to explain to my mom what an 'LGBT ally' is and that it is entirely possible for a straight cis girl to support the LGBT movement. She thought I was a lesbian because I have rainbow colored and LGBT memorabilia. FML

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By Noname - 24/02/2009 05:05 - United States

Today, one of my closest friends and I got into a fight. She ends the conversation with "My grandma just had a stroke. Bye." I didn't believe her so I replied "Thats great. Bye." Turns out her Grandma is in the hospital in critical condition. FML

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By JenniWearsPrada - 20/04/2011 08:27

Today, I decided to start my exercise video routine. It's an African dance workout DVD. Just as I felt confident and motivated about getting in shape, I realized that my window was wide open and my neighbors were getting a front row seat to me waving my arms in the air like an idiot. FML

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By fail - 15/06/2012 15:36 - United States - Greeneville

Today, I found out how my parents met. They met at a mental hospital, where they were both being hospitalized. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2014 14:34 - United States - Wallingford

Today, I was mugged. I saw a cop car in the aftermath and flagged it down. Unfortunately, when the cops stopped the mugger, he said he'd been running away because I tried to mug him. Apparently the fact that he was "well-dressed" and I wasn't means he was telling the truth. FML

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By someone something - 09/10/2018 14:00

Today, I was finally able to come home after 4 months in a hospital recovering from brain surgery and physical therapy. While taking a walk around the neighborhood, my new neighbor's Rottweiler ran after me. I tripped while running, got bit, and went back to the hospital for stitches. FML

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By Why - 24/04/2016 18:59 - United States - Marlborough

Today, my husband cheated on me. In my house. While I was home. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/06/2014 20:06 - United Kingdom - Basingstoke

Today, I was at the reading of my grandma's will. Apparently I was removed from it some time ago, and the £2,500 I would have gotten went to my cheating bitch of an ex-fiancée. It seems my grandma adored her, and never forgave me for "driving her away" from the family. FML

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By cyprianista - 13/02/2015 16:13 - United States - Houston

Today, I spent an ungodly amount of money to send my long-distance boyfriend a giant bouquet of roses for Valentine's Day. A few hours after making the non-refundable payment, he let me know we weren't going to work out, and that he was already sleeping with someone else. FML

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By UnwantedDisappointment - 18/01/2019 00:00

Today, I accidentally saw my boyfriend's sexts to a guy he's friends with. He's been turning me down for sex for months. FML

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By ERnightmare - 02/08/2018 21:00 - United States - Long Beach

Today, I was lucky to have an extremely attractive doctor operating on me. This would have been great had he not been removing a foreign object from my vagina after an ill-fated masturbation session. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2010 06:04 - United States

Today, it was the first day of astronomy class and we all waited for the professor to enter the classroom. All of a sudden, someone turns the lights off, it's pitch black, and we hear the professor saying, "Greetings earthlings..." It's going to be a long semester. FML

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By Dana - 10/05/2011 08:36 - Netherlands

Today, I finally mustered the courage to tell my crush how I feel. He's a straight-A student and very nice in general. After I finished pouring my heart out, he stared at me for a bit and then said: "Nice rack." FML

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By Anonymous - 01/01/2016 10:08 - United States - San Antonio

Today, during a party, my drunk mother stumbled over to take a picture of me and my brother. She told me to put a party blower in my mouth for the picture, but I politely declined. She threatened to spank me in front of everyone if I didn't do it. FML

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Broken equipment

By Anonymous - 21/08/2020 07:08 - United Kingdom - Stockport

Today, my girlfriend and I had an argument about wanting kids, as I want to have kids but she doesn’t. I explained the situation to my sister. She just kicked me in the nuts and said, “There, problem solved.” FML

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By badmom - 30/01/2018 19:00

Today, I was told that I was a terrible mother, I was ruining my daughter’s life and that I was raising her to be promiscuous. Why? Because I'd painted my 2-year-old’s fingernails. FML

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By rain - 01/06/2009 02:05 - United States

Today, I called the number a guy had given me at a bar last night. I got the Soulja Boy Hotline. Now every few hours I get messages on my phone like 'Good morning! Jump on up and get yo swag on, this is Soulja Boy!' and I can't seem to get it to stop. FML

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By Fire_Princess16 - 17/10/2017 04:20

Today, my boyfriend managed to convince me that Australia was called a penal colony because all the prisoners were men. FML

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By Hopeless - 04/12/2018 13:00 - Australia - Saint Kilda

Today, I had a dream that I met my celebrity crush. As I leant in to kiss him, he rejected me saying “woah no thanks”. I get rejected even in my dream. FML

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CitrusGirl 0

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Thursday 21 October 2010 20:08

You know, it's possible to have your cheast completely coveted up and still have people notice it. It bugs me that people assume that she must have been dressed like a whore.

SwtCherryPie 26

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Thursday 21 October 2010 19:05

maybe dont dress like a hoochie and cover urself up if u dont want people looking at you

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Thursday 21 October 2010 19:05

maybe dont dress like a hoochie and cover urself up if u dont want people looking at you

ImaginaryFoe 0

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Thursday 21 October 2010 19:12

Or dress more like a hoochie if she wants to pass tests.

madarchod 0

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Thursday 21 October 2010 19:17

then tell him to look at ur eyes when he is staring at ur boobs telling him that u are properly doing everything

iceman26 0

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Thursday 21 October 2010 19:33

it really simple. those people look for the smallest things to fail you on because then it forces you to come back and pay again. chance are you'll go to the same place because no one will fail you twice in a row. it's always about the money first, then sex.

CitrusGirl 0

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Thursday 21 October 2010 20:08

You know, it's possible to have your cheast completely coveted up and still have people notice it. It bugs me that people assume that she must have been dressed like a whore.

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Thursday 21 October 2010 20:09

guys will look no matter what

USAF_girl 3

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Thursday 21 October 2010 20:29

haha " Ain't nothing but a hoochie mama!" haha i haven't heard that in a whole minute. lol

Astral_Demigod 0

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Thursday 21 October 2010 20:30

Boo fucking hoo.

seanders 10

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Thursday 21 October 2010 21:54

YDI for having a chest.

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Thursday 21 October 2010 22:03

may be should have shown more and you would have passed. be a dirty whore all men like it

zp5 4

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Thursday 21 October 2010 22:09

well he is the examiner ;)

Numbar_Foar 0

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Thursday 21 October 2010 22:55

You mean dirty men who do bad things and don't appreciate women for what they are like it. REAL men treat a woman with respect, they don't treat her like a sex toy.

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Thursday 21 October 2010 23:55

no the gay ones.

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Friday 22 October 2010 0:41

Danielle knows what's up.

sjuniorg 3

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Friday 22 October 2010 1:14

what if they wanna be treated like sex toys???

bauerd 0

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Friday 22 October 2010 2:00

91 I can see down your shirt!

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Friday 22 October 2010 2:06

91 has nice tits ;)

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Friday 22 October 2010 2:09

im sorry what did u say? i was too busy staring at ur chest ^_^

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Friday 22 October 2010 5:08

hey #73, ur gross. and some guys actually would rather look deeply into a pair of dazzling eyes then see a girl dressed like a whore and look at her boobs all day. just something to think about before u go lookin like an asshole all over the Internet...

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Friday 22 October 2010 6:13

nice tits

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Friday 22 October 2010 6:35

don't lie chillpill

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Friday 22 October 2010 6:56

she wants you to

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Thursday 24 March 2011 13:28

72, agreed.

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Sunday 22 January 2012 17:15

82 "for WHAT they really are" subconciously you're just like every man...

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Monday 4 April 2016 17:34

Preach!

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Thursday 21 October 2010 19:06

Minus points for your big boobs!

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Thursday 21 October 2010 23:01

#31 - The fact that a woman with bigger breasts has more trouble breast feeding (Boobs aren't made for men to look at, the only reason women have them is to feed their child. In case you didn't know.), since she poses a higher risk of suffocating her child MIGHT have something to do with it :)

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Friday 22 October 2010 8:53

84, what purpose do full lips, a six-pack, and high cheekbones have?

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Sunday 7 July 2013 21:51

signs of fertility and health. :)

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Thursday 21 October 2010 19:06

take or as a complement

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Tuesday 26 July 2011 19:11

i think i passed my driving test BECAUSE he was staring at my boobs.. and i was wearing a regular tshirt. how creepy is that?

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Thursday 21 October 2010 19:07

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Thursday 21 October 2010 19:15

Seriously though, I could have a high-necked sweater on and some men would still look. OP might've been wearing modest clothing and the bloke was just pervy.

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Thursday 21 October 2010 19:21

Yea, I agree with 12. I dress pretty modestly and still had a guy stare at my chest all last semester in one of my classes.

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Thursday 21 October 2010 19:31

I did yell at him actually.

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Thursday 21 October 2010 19:51

owww my brain hurts.

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Thursday 21 October 2010 19:54

30 posted as a reply to the wrong comment.

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Thursday 21 October 2010 20:00

Yea, this was pretty excessive. I wasn't the only one that noticed.

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Thursday 21 October 2010 23:26

A lot of things are "natural", but still inappropriate. It's "natural" to be nicer to attractive people than homely ones, but that doesn't make it OK. In this context, "looking" was CLEARLY out of line - the guy's job relied on him watching the OP's driving skills, which he failed to do because he was staring at her breasts. That definitely crosses the line into perverted. OP, could you register a complaint with his superior? They might let you retake the test, or at least reprimand the guy for being creepy and incompetent.