FML : Today, I was struck down with horrible diarrhea. With barely any toilet paper left, I texted my husband to buy some more and rush home. He replied, "Sorry...

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Today, I was struck down with horrible diarrhea. With barely any toilet paper left, I texted my husband to buy some more and rush home. He replied, "Sorry babe, getting shitfaced with the lads. Get it? 'Shitfaced'. LOL!" and stopped replying to my desperate pleas. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By arse of fire :( - / Saturday 23 February 2013 00:31 / United Kingdom - Slough

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By superxmario91 | 11

#5379206 - Saturday 23 February 2013 5:25

use his favorite shirts!!

By LostThePlot | 3

#5379203 - Saturday 23 February 2013 5:25

Your husband has a pretty terrible sense of humour.

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By mozeltov | 7

#5379202 - Saturday 23 February 2013 5:25

Well, I guess you could say...that's a shitty situation....get it? Shitty? LOL
no? Alright, I'll go hide in my corner ;(

MetallicaFTW | 16

#5379415 - Saturday 23 February 2013 7:50

You better.

zandalee | 19

#5379472 - Saturday 23 February 2013 8:55

You better hide well!

Aloyese | 11

#5379518 - Saturday 23 February 2013 10:03

And also hope no one finds you there.

muzy | 23

#5379642 - Saturday 23 February 2013 13:11

Don't forget to hide yo kids and yo wife as well.

sum42guy2k | 6

#5380264 - Saturday 23 February 2013 22:51

You better be running fast from that crappy joke...

jarrettd | 27

#5380292 - Saturday 23 February 2013 23:24

I'm after you. So hide real well.

Azula272 | 14

#5381064 - Sunday 24 February 2013 12:47

If its that bad you could just bathe it off. Geez

By LostThePlot | 3

#5379203 - Saturday 23 February 2013 5:25

Your husband has a pretty terrible sense of humour.

OscarDV | 8

#5379564 - Saturday 23 February 2013 11:13

I thought that was a pretty funny pun OPs husband said. Plus, if he was already "shitfaced" he had no right to drive and endanger people's lives.

By MollyXD124 | 7

#5379205 - Saturday 23 February 2013 5:25

What a butthole!

By superxmario91 | 11

#5379206 - Saturday 23 February 2013 5:25

use his favorite shirts!!

AKGirlinSD | 20

#5379597 - Saturday 23 February 2013 12:13

...and next time he has a stomach ache, make sure that the bathroom is missing toilet paper, leave the home, and turn off your phone. That'll teach him for life!