Today, I took my driver's test. I did everything flawlessly, but my examiner kept all but pissing his pants throughout. He yelled, "ARE YOU TRYING TO GET US KILLED?!" when I drove past a traffic light just as it was about to turn red. The road was almost empty. He failed me on the spot. FML
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Today, I took my driving test. I was nervous, but I thought I followed the rules of the road pretty well. My tester ended up failing me for "backing out too slowly". FML
Today, I took my driving test. I was really nervous, but I thought I did pretty well in the end. That is until I parked the car and looked to the examiner. He was visibly shaken. He said I'd passed, quickly filled in the paperwork and left. On the downside, my car still smells of his shart. FML
Today, I went to take my driver's test, and I did almost everything perfectly. The last thing was to back into a driveway. As I went to put my hand on the passenger seat to look over my shoulder, I got so nervous that I hit my instructor in the face. FML
Today, I was taking my driving test and everything was going perfectly. As I pulled back into the testing center, I smiled because I knew I'd passed. Then I got out of the car without pulling the handbrake. The examiner had to jump back in and hit the brakes before it rolled into an actual parked car. FML
Today, I drove 45 minutes to take my full driver's test. At the end of the test, the instructor told me I'd done everything perfectly, but had failed before I left the parking lot. I didn't see the "one way" sign at the entrance. FML
Today, I took my driver's test. I was so nervous that I peed my pants halfway through the exam. FML
Today, I failed my driving test. The examiner insisted I that didn't check a junction before pulling out. I did, he just didn't notice because he was too busy staring at my chest. FML
Today, I took my driver's test. The woman administering it wouldn't even look at me, so trying to be friendly I said the first thing I could think of, "It must be scary getting in the car with someone you don't know!" She failed me for "excessive chatting." FML
Today, I took my driving test. As I was about to turn at a green light, a car sped toward us from the other direction, running a red light. My instructor failed me because I stopped to avoid getting rammed. Apparently I should have kept going, because it was my right of way. FML
Today, I passed my driver's test. As I was driving home, I was rear-ended. Rear-ended by the examiner that'd passed me. FML
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beehardxcore 26
For the test, you need to play it overly safe. Then, once you're granted a license, drive like every other crazy ******.
Supergirl1988 16
Your and his perception of flawless driving clearly differ. I trust his judgement more.
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Comments (105)
Smartdumbblonde 27
Yeah, "flawlessly"
journeytotheend 16
Glad he didn't pass you! Driving is no joke! It amazes how some drivers have licences
dogpfcorn 11
OP, you're not getting any love here bro, and for good reason too!! You're just like every other person who thinks life should be handed to them
leeman34 7
good another p-plater hoon idiot off our roads ,,,oh im a great driver im really good but i cant pass a test 99% of people pass first time ,REALLY
Taurus_ChicKa 37
I don't care if the road was almost empty, you DO NOT go through a red light unless it's yellow and it's too late to stop. That is the only exception, and even that can be questioned. A car could have shown up at any moment when you thought none were around and it would have been your fault if an accident resulted. That teacher did the right thing by failing you. The last thing we need is more idiot drivers like you on the road. I hope you never get a license and have to rely on public transportation.
AnyaS 19
I hope he realizes his mistake, corrects it, performs better next time and gets his license. To wish upon him permanent failure is not doing him any good.
Shilokitten666 19
Taurus, dont be a bitch, everyone makes mistakes, even if they arent smart enough to realize they were mistakes, human error needs to be given a break every once in a while, no one is perfect, poor judgement is how humans brains evolve, least now OP knows what their mistake was and has a chance to correct it, if they made the same mistake twice then they obviously need more lessons not total humiliation for not being able to drive
Voij 16
84, in Taurus defense: The op was still thinking that he did everything "flawlessly". This does not really indicate that he even realizes that he made a mistake.
patacus 14
on your drivers test yellow means red. a stop sign means stop and count to at least 4. no matter how many cars are around. and a yield sign means yield even if the car is in the next state. I failed my first time for not yielding to a car that was literally 2 blocks away. he had me stop in the middle of the intersection and wait for the guy..... a good 5-10 seconds
sxm 13
Those assholes are the biggest idiots ever.
Shilokitten666 19
Those "assholes" make sure idiots dont have the privallige to drive and potentially hurt or kill someone
FelicityWishes 32
You're not meant to go through a light that is about to go red. No wonder he was freaking out.
Geometric 18
I passed my driving test and got my restricted/provisional licence, but that was because I made sure I adhered to all the road rules. EVERY. SINGLE. ONE. I still don't think I am a flawless driver, and I don't think I or anyone else will be because everybody has their little quirks when driving, and so I will always be on the lookout for "flawless" drivers like you who think they're perfect every time. Your nonchalant attitude could get you killed, as the examiner said.
Thatscori 0
Well yellow does mean Slow down
AnyaS 19
I bet he got that wrong on the written portion of the test.