Today, I took my driver's test. I did everything flawlessly, but my examiner kept all but pissing his pants throughout. He yelled, "ARE YOU TRYING TO GET US KILLED?!" when I drove past a traffic light just as it was about to turn red. The road was almost empty. He failed me on the spot. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I took my driving test. I was nervous, but I thought I followed the rules of the road pretty well. My tester ended up failing me for "backing out too slowly". FML
Today, I took my driving test. I was really nervous, but I thought I did pretty well in the end. That is until I parked the car and looked to the examiner. He was visibly shaken. He said I'd passed, quickly filled in the paperwork and left. On the downside, my car still smells of his shart. FML
Today, I went to take my driver's test, and I did almost everything perfectly. The last thing was to back into a driveway. As I went to put my hand on the passenger seat to look over my shoulder, I got so nervous that I hit my instructor in the face. FML
Today, I was taking my driving test and everything was going perfectly. As I pulled back into the testing center, I smiled because I knew I'd passed. Then I got out of the car without pulling the handbrake. The examiner had to jump back in and hit the brakes before it rolled into an actual parked car. FML
Today, I drove 45 minutes to take my full driver's test. At the end of the test, the instructor told me I'd done everything perfectly, but had failed before I left the parking lot. I didn't see the "one way" sign at the entrance. FML
Today, I took my driver's test. I was so nervous that I peed my pants halfway through the exam. FML
Today, I failed my driving test. The examiner insisted I that didn't check a junction before pulling out. I did, he just didn't notice because he was too busy staring at my chest. FML
Today, I took my driver's test. The woman administering it wouldn't even look at me, so trying to be friendly I said the first thing I could think of, "It must be scary getting in the car with someone you don't know!" She failed me for "excessive chatting." FML
Today, I took my driving test. As I was about to turn at a green light, a car sped toward us from the other direction, running a red light. My instructor failed me because I stopped to avoid getting rammed. Apparently I should have kept going, because it was my right of way. FML
Today, I passed my driver's test. As I was driving home, I was rear-ended. Rear-ended by the examiner that'd passed me. FML
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Top comments
beehardxcore 26
For the test, you need to play it overly safe. Then, once you're granted a license, drive like every other crazy ******.
Supergirl1988 16
Your and his perception of flawless driving clearly differ. I trust his judgement more.
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Comments (105)
Ashley868 10
You deserve it for driving like an idiot during an examination.
bigone0807 3
You are an idiot. Go kill yourself.
madseewhy 3
Dumb!! Always play safe during the test, then after you get the license you can drive however you want
klumzy0123456789 6
on test day everything is by the book. yellow means stop if safe to do so!!
krez 20
If the examiner (the guy whose job is to be able to determine if someone drives safely) is scared when you drive (even though he spends 8 hours a day in a car with people who don't know how to drive), maybe you did a bit worse than "flawless". Personally, I think they should make it much harder to obtain a license. There are too many idiots on the road who think they are perfect drivers but don't even come close.
Shade1982 21
I need to like this more than once...
wanted4myeyez 7
The fact that u are clueless about why he was scarred sh!tless and had the nerve to post this tells me u didn't need a license in the first place!!!
WWstar 9
you know they never pass anyone on their first try :)
TcheQ 12
Um welcome to Australia? YDI for not reading your road handbook.
JustNatalie 8
Even if it's empty, you must be overly careful with everything.
enternamehere87 7
if your tester is 'all but pissing his pants the entire way through' as you say then clearly you were not driving 'flawlessly' i dont drive, ive not read the manual and even i know that when the light is orange slow down and prepare to come to a complete stop, not jump through it.