By Anonymous - United States - Calhan
Today, my brother accidentally hit me in the throat. After I stopped coughing, choking, and feeling like I was going to die, he came back into my room, quietly said "I know your weakness," and left. FML
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  Demonfish  |  14

Damn straight it is, I've heard it's a very nasty way to die... The pain of the crushed trachea coupled with the inability to breathe, not nice...
I would not recommend hitting his throat as payback, you wouldn't want to go to far and accidentally kill your brother. And do warn him of his idiocy, I'm sure that he wouldn't like that sort of blood on his hands either.

  bazzer69  |  3

Well I think he'd actually prefer to have kryptonite as his weakness because I doubt his brother would be in possession of very much of it

....yay superman

By  A100893  |  30

1. Get a bat
2. Twirl it around while glaring your brother down
3. ?????????
4. Have a useful minion for the rest of your lif- *ahem* I mean, "profit"

By  Sarow_96  |  13

HAHAHAHAHAHA !!! Just pinch his inner thigh, and he will be running like a baby to his mommy. That would teach him a lesson for life. Take it from the middle child ;)