Today, I took my driver's test. I did everything flawlessly, but my examiner kept all but pissing his pants throughout. He yelled, "ARE YOU TRYING TO GET US KILLED?!" when I drove past a traffic light just as it was about to turn red. The road was almost empty. He failed me on the spot. FML
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Today, I took my driving test. I was nervous, but I thought I followed the rules of the road pretty well. My tester ended up failing me for "backing out too slowly". FML
Today, I took my driving test. I was really nervous, but I thought I did pretty well in the end. That is until I parked the car and looked to the examiner. He was visibly shaken. He said I'd passed, quickly filled in the paperwork and left. On the downside, my car still smells of his shart. FML
Today, I went to take my driver's test, and I did almost everything perfectly. The last thing was to back into a driveway. As I went to put my hand on the passenger seat to look over my shoulder, I got so nervous that I hit my instructor in the face. FML
Today, I was taking my driving test and everything was going perfectly. As I pulled back into the testing center, I smiled because I knew I'd passed. Then I got out of the car without pulling the handbrake. The examiner had to jump back in and hit the brakes before it rolled into an actual parked car. FML
Today, I drove 45 minutes to take my full driver's test. At the end of the test, the instructor told me I'd done everything perfectly, but had failed before I left the parking lot. I didn't see the "one way" sign at the entrance. FML
Today, I took my driver's test. I was so nervous that I peed my pants halfway through the exam. FML
Today, I failed my driving test. The examiner insisted I that didn't check a junction before pulling out. I did, he just didn't notice because he was too busy staring at my chest. FML
Today, I took my driver's test. The woman administering it wouldn't even look at me, so trying to be friendly I said the first thing I could think of, "It must be scary getting in the car with someone you don't know!" She failed me for "excessive chatting." FML
Today, I took my driving test. As I was about to turn at a green light, a car sped toward us from the other direction, running a red light. My instructor failed me because I stopped to avoid getting rammed. Apparently I should have kept going, because it was my right of way. FML
Today, I passed my driver's test. As I was driving home, I was rear-ended. Rear-ended by the examiner that'd passed me. FML
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beehardxcore 26
For the test, you need to play it overly safe. Then, once you're granted a license, drive like every other crazy ******.
Supergirl1988 16
Your and his perception of flawless driving clearly differ. I trust his judgement more.
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Comments (105)
Satoaoi 13
that's why teens always getting killed in car accidents Cuz of what you just did
sythe511 28
You must be a complete moron. Drive OVERLY safe while taking a driving test. drive as if you have an egg balancing on your head.
uabEEnerd 1
Not to be mean, but in Alabama, you would have failed the test AND deserved it.
pere 11
You sound like an American Idol contestant who thinks they can sing...
pmnilsen 2
So he is one of those assholes that stops at yellow lights I'm guessing
ashyash90 8
That's because you're supposed to slow down for the yellows and prepare to stop at the red. Technically a cop can pullyou over and give you a ticket for running a yellow light when you had time to stop..if you went through it as it was turning red it means it had been yellow for a while as you approached it. Don't blame the instructor for your own incompetence and lack of knowledge
Major_General 10
"...I drove past a traffic light just as it was about to turn red...." Yeah, that's not doing everything "flawlessly".
gio4467 7
Why would you do that? You HAVE to stop, especially with a DMV official sitting next to you. And I agree with the others...your definition of flawless might be completely different with how you were actually driving
jeragonm 15
I was failed on the spot also because she didn't like that I stopped less then half a feet past a stop sign. She flipped out and yelled 'that's a stop sign you just ran a stop.' She also hit my dash.
SphinxJinx 0
OP is clearly dillussional