Transportation: Today, I took my driver's test. I did everything flawlessly,...

By Anonymous - 23/02/2013 01:47 - Australia

Today, I took my driver's test. I did everything flawlessly, but my examiner kept all but pissing his pants throughout. He yelled, "ARE YOU TRYING TO GET US KILLED?!" when I drove past a traffic light just as it was about to turn red. The road was almost empty. He failed me on the spot. FML

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By f.m. - 23/07/2018 16:00

Today, I took my driving test. I was nervous, but I thought I followed the rules of the road pretty well. My tester ended up failing me for "backing out too slowly". FML

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By for shite's sake - 17/01/2015 22:24 - United Kingdom - Mirfield

Today, I took my driving test. I was really nervous, but I thought I did pretty well in the end. That is until I parked the car and looked to the examiner. He was visibly shaken. He said I'd passed, quickly filled in the paperwork and left. On the downside, my car still smells of his shart. FML

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By sopissed - 13/06/2012 18:13 - United States - Laurel

Today, I went to take my driver's test, and I did almost everything perfectly. The last thing was to back into a driveway. As I went to put my hand on the passenger seat to look over my shoulder, I got so nervous that I hit my instructor in the face. FML

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By unlicensed - 01/08/2012 16:20 - United States - Charlotte

Today, I drove 45 minutes to take my full driver's test. At the end of the test, the instructor told me I'd done everything perfectly, but had failed before I left the parking lot. I didn't see the "one way" sign at the entrance. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2010 15:46 - United States

Today, I took my driver's test. I was so nervous that I peed my pants halfway through the exam. FML

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By unlucky - 21/10/2010 13:55 - United Kingdom

Today, I failed my driving test. The examiner insisted I that didn't check a junction before pulling out. I did, he just didn't notice because he was too busy staring at my chest. FML

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By UGGGH that was my 2nd attempt too - 04/09/2013 21:14 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, I took my driver's test. The woman administering it wouldn't even look at me, so trying to be friendly I said the first thing I could think of, "It must be scary getting in the car with someone you don't know!" She failed me for "excessive chatting." FML

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By Anonymous - 10/08/2013 19:28 - United States - Winston Salem

Today, I took my driving test. As I was about to turn at a green light, a car sped toward us from the other direction, running a red light. My instructor failed me because I stopped to avoid getting rammed. Apparently I should have kept going, because it was my right of way. FML

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By MattClifford - 15/11/2020 17:01 - Australia

Today, I passed my driver's test. As I was driving home, I was rear-ended. Rear-ended by the examiner that'd passed me. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/08/2015 17:34

Today, I passed my driver's test. My instructor took the learner signs off his car and let me drive back to my place. I guess he didn't bet on me crashing the car just a few blocks from the test center. FML

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Saturday 23 February 2013 5:26

For the test, you need to play it overly safe. Then, once you're granted a license, drive like every other crazy ******.

Supergirl1988 16

Saturday 23 February 2013 5:27

Your and his perception of flawless driving clearly differ. I trust his judgement more.

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Satoaoi 13

Saturday 23 February 2013 19:44

that's why teens always getting killed in car accidents Cuz of what you just did

sythe511 28

Saturday 23 February 2013 20:13

You must be a complete moron. Drive OVERLY safe while taking a driving test. drive as if you have an egg balancing on your head.

uabEEnerd 1

Saturday 23 February 2013 20:29

Not to be mean, but in Alabama, you would have failed the test AND deserved it.

pere 11

Saturday 23 February 2013 20:58

You sound like an American Idol contestant who thinks they can sing...

pmnilsen 2

Saturday 23 February 2013 21:34

So he is one of those assholes that stops at yellow lights I'm guessing

ashyash90 8

Saturday 23 February 2013 21:56

That's because you're supposed to slow down for the yellows and prepare to stop at the red. Technically a cop can pullyou over and give you a ticket for running a yellow light when you had time to stop..if you went through it as it was turning red it means it had been yellow for a while as you approached it. Don't blame the instructor for your own incompetence and lack of knowledge

Major_General 10

Saturday 23 February 2013 22:17

"...I drove past a traffic light just as it was about to turn red...." Yeah, that's not doing everything "flawlessly".

gio4467 7

Saturday 23 February 2013 22:46

Why would you do that? You HAVE to stop, especially with a DMV official sitting next to you. And I agree with the others...your definition of flawless might be completely different with how you were actually driving

jeragonm 15

Saturday 23 February 2013 23:32

I was failed on the spot also because she didn't like that I stopped less then half a feet past a stop sign. She flipped out and yelled 'that's a stop sign you just ran a stop.' She also hit my dash.