Today, I took my driver's test. I did everything flawlessly, but my examiner kept all but pissing his pants throughout. He yelled, "ARE YOU TRYING TO GET US KILLED?!" when I drove past a traffic light just as it was about to turn red. The road was almost empty. He failed me on the spot. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I took my driving test. I was nervous, but I thought I followed the rules of the road pretty well. My tester ended up failing me for "backing out too slowly". FML
Today, I took my driving test. I was really nervous, but I thought I did pretty well in the end. That is until I parked the car and looked to the examiner. He was visibly shaken. He said I'd passed, quickly filled in the paperwork and left. On the downside, my car still smells of his shart. FML
Today, I went to take my driver's test, and I did almost everything perfectly. The last thing was to back into a driveway. As I went to put my hand on the passenger seat to look over my shoulder, I got so nervous that I hit my instructor in the face. FML
Today, I was taking my driving test and everything was going perfectly. As I pulled back into the testing center, I smiled because I knew I'd passed. Then I got out of the car without pulling the handbrake. The examiner had to jump back in and hit the brakes before it rolled into an actual parked car. FML
Today, I drove 45 minutes to take my full driver's test. At the end of the test, the instructor told me I'd done everything perfectly, but had failed before I left the parking lot. I didn't see the "one way" sign at the entrance. FML
Today, I took my driver's test. I was so nervous that I peed my pants halfway through the exam. FML
Today, I failed my driving test. The examiner insisted I that didn't check a junction before pulling out. I did, he just didn't notice because he was too busy staring at my chest. FML
Today, I took my driver's test. The woman administering it wouldn't even look at me, so trying to be friendly I said the first thing I could think of, "It must be scary getting in the car with someone you don't know!" She failed me for "excessive chatting." FML
Today, I took my driving test. As I was about to turn at a green light, a car sped toward us from the other direction, running a red light. My instructor failed me because I stopped to avoid getting rammed. Apparently I should have kept going, because it was my right of way. FML
Today, I passed my driver's test. As I was driving home, I was rear-ended. Rear-ended by the examiner that'd passed me. FML
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beehardxcore 26
For the test, you need to play it overly safe. Then, once you're granted a license, drive like every other crazy ******.
Supergirl1988 16
Your and his perception of flawless driving clearly differ. I trust his judgement more.
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Comments (105)
picante72 24
Next time be a tortoise, not a hare.
KayleeT 9
Obviously it wasn't flawless. I'm sure he knows better than you. Didn't you read the manual or anything? You're supposed to stop at red lights, especially when you're doing a drivers test, idiot
SplashMash 9
You drove past a light just as it was about to turn red, while doing a driver's test. Genius.
boshe 5
& it's raining in Australia ATM, so glad he failed you, what an idiot
karlcolt45 19
I was so afraid to take my test. I don't know why, I was a fine driver, just the pass/fail of it I guess
akiahara 14
Someone who can't drive isn't qualified to judge what "flawless" driving skills are.
5t3ff1k4h 47
"About to turn red" probably means more like "it turned red halfway through the intersection and I knew damn well it would", right?
slickz20 5
'Nearly empty' ISN'T empty. It just takes one fast ****** to end your life. Accidents need to happen once to change your life. ONCE. Lose a foot? Wheelchair bound? Blind? Take your pick.
emilybye 5
I'd fail you too. Though there were no cars, always drive safely.
ethereal1 6
You know 90% of drivers think they are better than everyone else on the road.