slackerjoe

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About Slackerjoe
Just another guy who says what he means, and means what he says. You are probably visiting my profile wondering why I am so mean. It's because I am sick of whiney pos who won't help themselves get out of stupid situations that they put themselves into. If you hate your life so much, why don't you do something about it? P.S. WTF is up with these females having cut off pictures of their tits on their profiles? like its more important to have your tits in the picture than your face?
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  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

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