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By sampaloompy - 08/01/2009 08:32 - United States

Today, I enjoy reading this site and other people's suffering just to feel better about my own life. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/05/2023 03:00

Today, I told my therapist that I read FML for relaxation and entertainment. She asked what FML is, then told me stop reading this website, as my life is bad enough, knowing other's experiences would actually increase my level of anxiety. FML

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#LurkerForLife

By Anonymous - 03/08/2017 05:00

Today, I realized that my social life is so dead that the only thing I do that involves other people is read FML. I don't even participate in the comments. FML

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Don't overdo it, it's bad for you

By sara - 13/05/2021 01:59 - Canada

Today, I have wasted so much time reading comments on this page that FML comments have become my favorite bedtime stories. FML

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And yet, here you are! Congratulations!

By Anonymous - 07/12/2024 08:00 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, I wrote a submission to FML and I realized that I could be doing so much more with my life than this. I mean really, I have real life stuff to deal with, and I don't have the time to be reading these s*itposts, much less making my own. FML

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By ayw329 - 31/01/2009 13:51 - United States

Today, I have been reading FML for 12 hours. FML

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By eh - 06/10/2014 19:12 - Azerbaijan - Baku

Today, my laziness reached a whole new level when I caught myself skipping the longer FML stories to read the shorter ones. FML

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Classic Redditor

By Bored - 05/04/2023 05:00 - United States

Today, most of my day was spent repeatedly checking to see how well my Reddit posts have been performing as of late. I think I need to find a hobby. FML

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FML brings solace

By Depresso - 24/07/2021 16:01

Today, I checked this site to find out that my previous submission had made it onto the main page. This has been the sole highlight in my life for the past month. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/12/2018 18:00 - United States - Floral Park

Today, I realized the only real accomplishment I've had in my life that I take any pride in is that I've had an FML published. FML

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By Kath - 08/02/2009 13:55 - Poland

Today, I was reading an article about girls who have low self-esteem and end up whoring around to feel better. When I finished, I realized it was actually written by my best friend. The girl in the article was me. FML

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huanita 0

Friday 6 February 2009 23:41

me too. always.

purpledino14 4

Saturday 21 March 2009 3:47

Haha don't we all?

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huanita 0

Friday 6 February 2009 23:41

me too. always.

Darraghscoot 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 0:34

hahaha

JGrevious 0

Wednesday 10 March 2010 3:21

true.

FrannyPackIt 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 7:10

I was literally just about to write one about the same exact thing. at least i know I have an fml buddy:D

rawrkittehpwnage 0

Monday 16 August 2010 7:35

same as #1, yay for bad lives

FML_angela 0

Friday 27 August 2010 8:25

same

rock999 0

Thursday 2 June 2011 4:14

same

methatguy 0

Sunday 4 December 2011 5:04

First world problems...

Sansa_fml 38

Monday 4 May 2015 23:57

That's 99% of the fml readers. :)

FuckMattsLife 0

Saturday 7 February 2009 13:15

That's how I found this site in the first place~!

Wi5p 0

Thursday 26 February 2009 5:08

Ha! I feel the same way. :D

lhoavtee 3

Monday 14 March 2011 2:35

I know how you feel

Big_Pick 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 0:11

Schadenfreude eh? I'm a fan.

BurnBabyyBurn 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 19:08

I stayed home from school, read this site all day, and still say FML. hahaha(=

purpledino14 4

Saturday 21 March 2009 3:47

Haha don't we all?

greendaygirl999 5

Saturday 17 July 2010 6:31

Exactly haha.

lexxi_fml 0

Monday 23 March 2009 23:18

I agree.

Sgt_Pepper 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 8:02

saaaame here!

knitbitch 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 23:59

me too.

Switzy_fml 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 3:19

Schadenfreude: German for happiness at the misfortune of others. Love that word!

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Today, I demanded to know why my boyfriend takes so long in public toilets. He admitted his ex was such a nasty ho, she would drag him into public toilets whenever she wanted dick in public. So now every time he goes in one, he gets a boner and has to "get rid of it" before he can come out. FML

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Today, I was bored, so I started to declutter my closet. I found a pair of jeans I hadn't worn in years and thought they'd fit. As I struggled to pull them on, the seam ripped really loud, and my cat shot out from under the bed like a spooked rocket. Apparently even my jeans feel the need to yell at me for getting too big. FML

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Today, I woke up lying on the ground outside with a horrible headache. I camped out in my tree house last night. FML

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Today, I called an airline's customer service line. Apparently the way that they deal with uncommon problems is by having someone put you on hold for twenty minutes, answer and yell something unintelligible at you, put you back on hold, and repeat. This went on for over an hour. FML

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Today, my wife started a 24 hour urine collection as directed by the doctor for her pregnancy. She has to collect the urine in a gallon jug, and refrigerate it. At lunch time, I went to go get the rest of my sandwich but was unable to find it, until she suggested I "look under the piss jug." FML

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Today, I had awesome sex with my ex. Again. I broke up with her a few weeks ago as she admittedly hadn't been attracted to me anymore in a long time. Now she says that after we broke up she doesn't feel any pressure anymore, and can enjoy sex with me again like she did before she moved in with me. FML

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Today, I decided to visit my dad. I haven't seen him in a while so I wanted to give him another chance to be an actual dad to me. Apparently, getting drunk and getting it on with his girlfriend while I was there was more important than spending time with his daughter, who he hasn't seen in almost a year. FML

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Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. When he slid his penis in, he felt my NuvaRing, and with the most excitement I've ever seen a man muster, said, "Oh my god! You have your clit pierced! I can't believe I actually get to have sex with a girl who has her clit pierced!" FML

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